Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Idris Elba

Brad Pitt

who the fuck is this and why do I keep seeing him everywhere

It's a sculpture.

Me
rendering of the hypothesized humans evolved for a lifestyle of computers, TV, and sedentary lifestyle.

What this man strapped to a board as a child? Why is his head so fucking weird?

What is that hypothesis based on

his name is graham bruh

he is wrong. this human is supposed to survive car crashes much more effectively.

Gordon Ramsay

God damnit Sup Forums this is no time for jokes

No, Australian transportation ministry commissioned a sculpture to approximate what humans would look like of humans were designed to survive high speed car crashes.

The point was to raise the awareness of the fact that human bodies will break terribly in car crashes because humans did not evolve to withstand high impact collisions.

No for surviving car crashes noob

i broke two elbows because i slipped on wet pavement playing pogo

the human body a shit

The real question is, why the fuck did they give him a goatee?

Looks like an orangutan, so Leslie Jones.

I fractured my kneecap slipping on wet pavement.

Just to make him look like more of an asshole

u mad?

>All those nipples

Is he /ourguy/?

No, I'm actually doing pretty well. I'm just saying that goatee makes him look like a douche.

how do I gain a neck like him?

I think the lesson here is moreso that pavement is fucking cancer 2bh flams

>tfw country bumpkin who only has to deal with the rocky menace on main roads

>family_entering_starbucks.jpg

Those are apparently "biological airbags" or something. You could probably do some pretty kinky shit with them in bed desu

It's what the average American will look like in eight years if Trump is elected.

nigger doesn't even realize his skull is broken

The sculptor who made Graham is the same woman who made the "Rato Babby."

someone please post the pic of him in fast and furious

Stuart Ashen

...

humanities final form

kek

Craig Hutchison

It's actually kind of cute

chlomo

Alright Graham

If he gets in shape for the role,it might become kino

Australian shitposting has entered the real world.

Karl Pilkington

Was this after you started masturbsting? Who got you off?