Why didn't he ever use the eject button

Why didn't he ever use the eject button.

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Movies that you didn't expect to make you cry, but did

Movies you expected to make you cry, but didn't.

He should've used the pause button instead of FF.

he should've paused time and shot himself in the head

why is he holding it upside down?

>I love you, Son.

would you skip taking a shit, Sup Forums?

Why did he skip fucking his 9/10 wife? Is that how most marriages are? Sex so boring you wish you could FF through it?

Movies you didn't expect to laugh, cry, or feel any other emotions and didn't

it's funny how they shopped sandler's face

dvrs don't have eject

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Id skip the wiping

I'd rewind and replay it.

I'd go picture-in-picture and BECOME the shit.

EJECTO SEATO CUZ

>using anything else than pause and rewind
fucking retarded sandler

Would you check out the making of feature of your parent's fucking?

I'm genuinely convinced that, despite myself and my siblings being no doubt the children of our parents, that each of us was delivered by stork.

My parents never fucked. ONCE.

>not using the language feature
>not using the color feature
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Hell no.

i wish that instead of a remote, i could find a magical video game controller where i could sit at home and "play" myself going to work

Honestly the "favourites" gimmicky is the ultimate gimmicky cop out. They literally threw it in just becauseotherwise the main character would have been god and happy forever.

I would go to Hollywood, pause, then try to find Amy Adams. Then I'd pick up her frozen body, carry it to my hotel, tie her down on the bed so her legs are spread open, then press play and proceed to eat out her anus and vagina. Then I pause it again, rewind, and do it to another celebrity, that celebrity being J-Law.

Why didn't Adam Sandel just replay having sex with the Underworld chick over and over until the end of time?