58 decides what I say when I call my local pizza place, don't let me down Sup Forums

58 decides what I say when I call my local pizza place, don't let me down Sup Forums

I am the guy that bombed the Ariana Grande show

Can I have a GF with extra cheese? I have the pepperoni at home

Got any child porn shit? Oh wait fuck
>then hang up

are you a wizard

next call is 75

I'd like to order ONE chicken tendy. Not one order, just ONE tendy.... and 10 dipping sauces of assorted flavors. Also a mtn dew.

wow got them

Order 75 pizzas

get together a few people and start singing the happy birthday song.Pretend like you meant to call your grandma's number and act really embarrassed when they tell you it's the wrong number.

Order 75 pizzas to neighbor's house. Post results

Holy shit

Rollerino

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hitler did nothing wrong

Noice

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Does Bruno mars is gay

>How.

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What in the actual fuck

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they hung up immediately and now I'm probably gonna get a party wagon coming soon. still 75 get

this

Script.

Also samefag as OP

get out

oh shi-

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kek I feel your presence

Tell em this one's for Bill

no, it was actually just luck. I am not OP

wat

>what are you wearing?
>*obvious fapping noises*

>hey this is pizza place
>silence
>heavy breathing
>what's goooood?
>click

i suck at this. someone get 75

This wins.