What's a life lesson that you learned the hard way?

What's a life lesson that you learned the hard way?

Don't fall in love with a drug addict. She'll never love you more than she loves that habit and will ultimately leave you when she realizes that you can't make her feel the same way that the drugs can.

You'll know that you love someone when it's over.

Nobody is your friend, they're just someone you hate less.

Friends, even someone who you considered your best friend for almost over a decade, will leave you the moment they find someone better and won't feel as if they did anything wrong.

Never stick your dick in crazy

Don't try heroin

Be racist against gypsies

Im liberal, voted for hillary and protest against trump, racism and xeonphobia, but god damn hitler should have tried harder at exterminating the fucking gypsies...

that women have no concept of loyalty or devotion and "love" is a temporary chemical reaction of the brain in order to make people fuck each other and propagate life.

>women
>no concept of loyalty or devotion
>nuns are a thing

Even though you spent 5 years together, you will never know if she's lying when she says she loves you, she wasn't with you out of guilt and fear that you may kill yourself, that when you broke up, the guy she slept with didn't finish in her, that you weren't invested in a relationship like a fool.

This
DIsagree.

I've found that there is no such thing as unconditional love between humans, or it is very rare. When it comes to romantic love, to love unconditionally is impossible. The only person who will always have your back is YOU, remember that when someone else screws you over- they're just another person looking out for themselves. Most girls will cheat on you at the drop of a dime, so learn to love women for what they are and not what you picture them as in your head. The only things that are real are what you can feel with your senses.

ALL learned the hard way

visit the dentist regularly. by the time you start feeling like something is wrong shit is totally fucked and you'll have to have teeth pulled/root canals.

Piss is not a good alternative to anal lube

Don't go into a porn shop horny

Libertarian and very anti-Trump, yeah gypsies are genuinely just a shitty lot.

Fucking kek

Don't go into a porn shop. ftfy

You need to let pizza cool off after it comes out of the oven.

Trust no one. Not even yourself.

Dont cum in girls that arent your wife
Dont lie about it either because one of them recorded it on their webcam :/

That no matter how hard you'll try to rationalize it, you can't trust anyone but yourself

The whole ''everybody is out there to get you'' is far from being false

what a depressing thread

anyway my 2 cents: don't preorder anything, only buy what you can physically grasp, never pay upfront for anything, even from legitimate stores

Don't wear poopy diapers to school, people can smell it and hear the squishy sounds when you sit down

Windows is a shit creative projects computer
Mac is a shit work computer

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Dont make a Facebook post about robbing a liquor store

Maybe I'm bit on the other side of the political spectrum, but I'm happy that we found common grounds.

kek

Dont snatch a dildo out of a porn star's vagina and run away during a porn convention...
Security ill fucking catch you at the entrance when you try to escape

Mine was similar:

Make sure your change your diaper at school right away. It is awkward when you leak, get sent to the nurse to get clean pants, and have to explain why you are wearing a diaper.

People born attractive are a mile ahead of the general population in terms of relationships, dating, work, promotions etc.
This whole "be more confident" or "good personality" is bullshit regarding ugly people and makes them look more creepy when they try...

When a woman eats red onions, her vagina will smell like red onions after a little while.

Dont stick a tampon up your ass after your boyfriend butt fucks the shit out of you (litterally). You will bleed the whole day, and when you pull the bloody tampin out of your ass, everyone in the bathroom will look at you weirdly

It's the conspiracy of eugenics/social engineering. Undesirables are meant to serve the blessed ones.

I always thought it was discriminating that the nurse doesn't act like a mommy. It's hard to have no support from the school staff, they should be there to help their little babies!

Don't tell the truth for a city/gov job

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Look up Real Social Dynamics blueprint decoded notes-

It will explain how even the ugliest of fucks can get the hottest women. Having a good personality and being confident is not bullshit it is just hard. Confidence and personality is a skill that you can master and work on.

That's what you have bathroom doors for. Just close it behind you and nobody will see what you pull out of your poopoo-hole :)

Don't mix uppers and downers in large quantities.

Don't piss of your ex because she can made up any stuff she likes, and everyone will believe her.

Apparently now everyone thinks that I'm a womanbeater and have nasty infection on my dick.

I actually know two ugly fucks that have hot wives but they are both rich as hell

Money makes you attractive

Wait, are you for real?

Dont fucking steal.
>be me, 15 at the time
>discover EBT has money I can take out
>easymoney.png
>take out 400 dollars a month
>first month nobody notices
>go fucking crazy. Buy game console, manga, and games.
>month later
>"user come here"
>fuckme.jpg
>"why is there only 35 dollars on the card?"
"Uh idk I haven't had it"
>"Well your sister hasn't had it"
>come clean
>"leave. Get out."
>"mom I'm sorry I'll p-"
>"no. Leave"
And that's how I almost got arrested

Because only man look at biological features of other sex when looking for a partner.

It's not as important for women.

I know some ugly fucks, who aren't even rich but they are high in social hierarchy.

Not true. Some women are attracted to money. Some aren't. Go research Real Social Dynamics then you will know.

>don't try street drifting in a car you're unfamiliar with

I wrapped my project car around a pole 3 days after I bought it

>If a girl says she likes you, she does. She's not just playing with you

I friendzoned a girl pretty hard and now I regret it. I spent way too long chasing after girls who didn't last

All of my ailments are self induced because I'm irresponsible and stubborn.

>even if you're wrong, just accept it
I was late for work and argued with my manager about it. My mom was in the hospital, and I clocked in 1 minute late. He wrote me up and I yelled at him. Needless to say I went from the best employee to not an employee at all.

My ex still tells everyone I raped her. Thank god I love in a country where nobody gives a shit. Most people that are friends with me and hear her say it (she literally walks up to everyone I know and tells them this) laughs in her face

Do your homework and don't fuck around in class. Shit sucks when you know you had the chance and you let is slip for something stupid.

This falls down to the "don't stick your dick in crazy" category.

>bloody tampin out of your ass
>tampin
i know it's a typo but it just looks funny

Don't hesitate

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When it comes to mental illness; sometimes love is not enough

Non-sequiturs impress no one. Also, Aldous Huxley was a beautiful man.

Dont cut holes in the back of school bus seats and fuck the seat...

...eventually youll scrape your dick against a nail

Record everything you can because you never know when you'll need it to save your ass.

Chicks are way more manipulative than men, but only around other people so be wary of what they say when you're not around.

Focus and stay sober because you can't be great at everything and you can't think straight when you're high/hungover.

That the shit they try to tell you in school about not joining gangs is real.
>they will abandon you in jail

Don't bring a bbc dildo to class and pull it out during a lecture and chant:

Nigger dick! Nigger dick! Noone has a bigger dick!

You will get suspended for 2 weeks plus academic probation until you graduate.

More like 'are there any life lessons I HAVEN'T learned the hard way'

Don't eat food out of a chick's ass. Just dont.

Lick her asshole all you want but don't eat anything that's been past your tongue's length in her ass.

Somewhat related

Don't trust anyone who is only "part gypsy"

It doesn't matter if their genes have been washed by generations of race mixing, if they have any gypsy lineage, treat them like a full-blown gypsy because that's how they'll treat you one day when you least expect it

No matter what you do, teenage girls can never keep a secret.

don't drink at work

nice try user. nuns aren't real!

Don't Shit where you eat.

don't get addicted to drugs and alcohol?

impressive, user

dont fall in love with a drug :3

i imagine i will die someday

Dont pull the anal beads like youre starting a lawnmover

now that is a hard lesson.

Love your parents, always be grateful with them, always let them know how much you love them, try to not fight them, ask them for forgivness and be patient if they have problems. Every day could be the last one you spend in their company.

Not to go see Ariana Grande live

Move around more, even just a little bit.

Top Kek

Never trust a fart at a wedding.

everything is meaningless and neverending chaos. the only thing that can give existence a meaning, is our own human psyche, so chose a life philosophy, if you want a religion, and face the neverending chaos with courage and hope

Fuck off Chuck

Bastard you beat me to it.

run my toothbrush through water a bit before i brush my teeth

You can't even look at their women without a hissy fit getting thrown

Pretty pessimistic, Sup Forumsro.
I love a lot of people and a lot of people love me.
Granted it's bitten me in the ass before, and it hurts. Bad.
But in the end you will will eventually wind up with some genuine people who love you and you can show love back.

My sides

Underrated

Dude, this is me. Teeth roots exposed to the max. Cavities. Constant sensitivity pain. Loose teeth. Most people I meet immediately lose respect for me the second they get the scent of the periodontal disease. If it weren't for the facade of charisma I put up, I'd of killed myself by now.

underrated post. At least stuff that isn't verifiable though.

I skipped the dentist for 6 years, and things were fine. Then I got a toothache and a fever and went. had to get a tooth pulled and about 8 fillings.

I've been visiting twice a year since and things are better, but still have shit crop up that wouldn't be a problem if I'd just visited once a year back then.

Mom! Where's the noose at?!

Being talented doesn't mean things will just come to you. A whole lot of humility and hard work with an open mind is necessary for success.

You are always one step behind in realizing that you are addicted to alcohol, drugs, ciggarettes even PC or music. Try not to use something that you think you might be addicted to. See how your body/mind reacts.

feel the differences.

Emotions aren't good

I laughed

The media, Jews, are not to be trusted in the slightest.

Traps are gay.

are they tho

Don't let friends borrow money. Ever. It ends bad.

Cowardice is the killer of man.

so beautiful it doesn't belong in this third world country latrine of a site