Aliens have discovered Earth and are planning to launch an attack! Our only chance of survival is to send them a...

Aliens have discovered Earth and are planning to launch an attack! Our only chance of survival is to send them a message with hopes of proving that human life is sacred, and should not be eradicated.

Trips decides what we send them.

We declare war on you prepare for enslavement and genocide

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kill all niggers

Kill all humans if ur a homo!!! Lelelelelel

Pls respond

we send the blacks and their aids

Tell them that the Muslims are the ones who they must fear the most and then they will kill them all. Since many blacks are Muslim, they will be taken out with the trash as well. Win win scenario.

we're full, space niggers, for all i care you can crash on the moon if you want

we're full, space niggers, for all i care you can crash on the moon if you want

Hope you brought lube, you Xeno fucks.

Send them a bunch of dildos

Plead with them to cuckhold us with our women

A piece of cardboard

Send them a copy of halo 2

Great first sand niggers, now space niggers.

#BuildTheRailCannon

"We elected Trump as President. We understand completely."

Hard drives containing the entirety of Sup Forums's archives.

Dear aliens,

There are more resources that require less energy to harvest in our asteroids and comets than there are on Earth. Please help yourselves to those resources and leave us the fuck alone.

Thank you, Humanity

"Most of us didn't vote for Donald Trump"

If you fuckers want to live here then you gotta do it legally

Space Jam on Blu-ray

ill fuk ur bitch boi *dab* *fart

reroll

nah mate what about destroy all humans?

>Where dem alien wimminz at? We gonna culturally enrich you. We wuz space kangz an sheeit!

Fuck off Ayy Lmao, we're full.

Dear alien/aliens/xenos/other planetary beings

We make a shitload of porn on earth.
Like, a lot.
Like, a lot a lot.
If you want to continue having the best porn, leave humanity alone.

Sincerely: a concerned citizen.

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aliens r gay

what are you trying to show here? faggot

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2D>3D

Alien waifus r shit.

SHIT

Ba weep granna weep ni ni bon

Aelians r ghey

Did you space niggers hear about Bill?