Just to be clear, we all know that Michael would kill them all easily, right?

Just to be clear, we all know that Michael would kill them all easily, right?

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if by MIchael you mean Freddy than yeah

>has a nap
>dies

>Freddy
Normal strength in real world. No can do.

Freddy Krueger
>creepy burnt-up child molester
Jason Voorhees
>brain of a retarded 7-year-old, all charred up
Michael Myers
>literally pure evil, cannot be killed

I think we all know who this goes to.

Ash

Don't you mean...

Ash?

Ash is basically a lesser toonforce avatar

He would probably kill them by accident.

>Gets defeated by a rapper

goku wins

>cannot be killed
None of them can be killed.

Doesn't Freddy only have regular human abilities in the real world?

>slashershit

If we're in the real world Jason > Michael >>> Freddy

If either Jason or Michael falls asleep though they're fucked.

How would Jason overpower Michael in this case?

Retard strength. Also Michael got BTFO by Busta Rhymes before.

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>Michael got BTFO by Busta Rhymes before
Carpenter-only Michael Myers, then.

Which eliminates all the thorn cult stuff entirely, meaning he's just a particularly strong escaped mental patient vs. a super-powered teleporting zombie with autism strength.

Walker Texas Ranger wins .

Who wins?

Let's throw this guy into the mix as well.

Not to mention how he's, you know, pure evil and still can't be killed.

Who's the guy above Ash

All of Freddy's power come from the fear of his victim, Jason is scared of drowning I guess but what would Myers be afraid of?

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Frank West.

I'm guessing it's Frank West.

>Carpenter-only Michael Myers, then.

It's been a long time since I've seen Halloween 2, but from what I can remember he was still just a man and he was dead by the end of it. The Pagan stuff didn't show up until long after Carpenter was done directing.

I'm maining Ghostface but that seems like a bad idea

He's still described as pure evil in Halloween (1978) and can drop off of a balcony after being riddled with 6 bullets and walk away.

Pinhead is stronger than all of them. It's a proven fact. Look it up if you don't believe me, get woke

Pinhead obviously right? Unless i'm missing something

>Described as

By Dr. Loomis, someone who obviously isn't all there mentally himself.

Surviving the gunshots isn't anything special by slasher movie standards. You want me to start listing the things Jason has gotten up and walked away from?

>You want me to start listing the things Jason has gotten up and walked away from?
Jason is supernatural.

Which gives him a pretty obvious advantage against someone who isn't.

Ergo, Jason wins.

>killer from scream
>literally a scrawny manlet in a halloween costume with no special abilities

Not what I'm saying.
I'm saying that if Michael can survive the same things that Jason can, that would strongly suggest that he is, at the very least, more than human.

If you enter the Grudge House she comes after you and she will get to you, same with Ring girl.

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What is this? A video game?

it's obviously a screenshot from the olympics m8

It's Mortal Kombat XL with most of the MK kast replaced with horror movie characters.

>Pinhead joins the party
>he is killed, mauled and raped for days on end
>he likes it
>after a while gets bored
>kills them all
Or maybe...
>Pinhead joins the party
>WTF..who are these idiots ?
>kills them all in a couple of seconds

Wouldn't Mike Myers and Jason just end up hacking and stabbing each other to bits with neither of them ever dying, all the while Freddy being stuck in the dreamworld since neither of the other two ever sleep?

Why do a majority of them fight teenagers?

Would any of them stand a chance against Dutch?

Its inconsistent sometimes hes just a person in the real world other times he still has weird supernatural powers.

Well Predator is on the list.

He lost to Dutch

The most technologically advanced and experienced in combat of the bunch.

Arnie beats space hunters, but can he beat magic, demons and immortals?

yes

>yfw the best Halloween movie is the one without Michael Myers in it

Freddy's already dead, so you can't kill him. He would kill both of them easily, but has no interests in adults that aren't related to the ones who killed him.

>dies
>makes deal with demons
>instead of being an arch-pedophile and rape children in their dreams forever, he focuses on teenagers who are the children of those who killed him. For some reason, there's a whole lot of people who killed Freddy.

This is so fucking retarded. I hate crossovers.

Freddie is completely powerless over the beings that aren't afraid of him/

All of them have magic powers thanks to the numerous sequels upping the ante.

>Freddie is completely powerless over the beings that aren't afraid of him/

That's not true. He kills people who aren't scared too.

>original script had everything happen in LA
>Freddy didn't just murder kids, he raped them too
>Wes changed that after some major scandal in LA having to do with child abuse

>new town is some shit hole
>Freddy only kills

The remake thought it'd be entertaining to bring real child abuse to the mix. It's not. Nobody watches horror movies with premises like Nightmare on Elm Street to be reminded of Uncle Bob dingling your shingling.

I always thought Michael and Jason were kind of equal in 'tard strength

I'm sure he could just do one more deal with those demons to gain some extra powers or something.
Freddy want's to kill, the demons want Freddy to kill, it's a win/win situation.

You don't seem to know much about Freddy or Jason.

would this guy even have a chance?

He alone, probably not. But I guess the Sawyer family could come up with a decent k/d ratio.

The funny thing is Jason wasn't even the original killer in Friday the 13th. His mother was the killer in the first one, but they couldn't find a good 'resurrection' story for her in the sequel so they decided to make her son the killer. They had no idea originally how they were going to make that work as a slasher flick. They needed a character that was intimidating, but they didn't think a child could be intimidating so they arbitrarily created a creature that they thought would fit the bill.

Okay let me get this straight:

Freddy is a demon-powered telekinetic ghost.
Jason is a teleporting zombie who can possess people.
Myers is... cursed to never die? I don't remember much about Halloween 6, what happened in it?

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Yeah, except it isn't :)
Stop hipstering

I've seen all the movies twice. Correct my faulty ass if I'm wrong, don't make me beg for the correction, you suave homo.

As to Jason, I don't remember his origin story well...

>drowns because tutors are fucking and don't see him

>mom gets fucking mad, kills them all
>by extension kills all horny teenagers fucking
>sex makes babies and slasher attacks
>mother is somehow into occult shit and revives Jason who comes back as an indestructible zombie?

Correct me on both, I love that lore shit.

And he doesn't get the mask until later. Maybe 3rd film? In the second one, it's just a burlap bag, if I remember well.

>Jason is a teleporting zombie who can possess people.

>teleporting
>possess people

What?

Right.

The mother doesn't revive her son. She dies before her son is even a killer. She was just taking revenge on the camp counselors who were too busy fucking to care about a drowning kid. Jason is revived by a warlock in the woods, but he doesn't have a vessel to put him in, hence, jason the monster. (This part was added in WAYYYYY after jason actually started appearing in the movies). The truth is that Jason was created as a scary movie villain because they couldn't resurrect the mother and have it make sense. This is ironic in and of itself because Jason's origin doesn't really make sense.

Sack + pitchfork Jason is GOAT. The hockey mask is actually taken from the fat autist in 3 who wore it for a prank before dying.

I know people prefer to forget Jason Takes Manhattan and The Final Friday, but I count them.

She surely took her time to 'take revenge'.
But the timeline isn't real per se on the series, so it's all cooly-wooly .

Weak people, tb.h with you fám

>they arbitrarily created a creature
He was always deformed He just grew up.
>Mom gets mad, kills them all
>Apparently Jason was alive the whole time and saw his mom get decapitated
>Jason kills
>Jason Killed
>guy who killed him thinks he needs to destroy the body to get over it
>Accidently resurrects by stabbing him with a metal pole that turns into a lightning rod
>teleporting
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>possess people
In Jason goes to hell he dies at the start but posesses the coroner.
She was actually killing again becuase they where reopening the camp.

>Jason is revived by a warlock in the woods,

Whaaaa... Do I not remember this? How could I forget something like that... I've even seen Jason X, I think I saw them all except Rob Zombie's.

Friday 13th's opening probably takes place not long after Jason drowned, the rest of the movie jumps forward and the camp's been closed for years when the new team arrives.

>The truth is that Jason was created as a scary movie villain because they couldn't resurrect the mother and have it make sense.

>can't resurrect the mother and make sense
>can resurrect the son who died long before and make sense

I don't get why you can't resurrect the mother the same way you do Jason.

Hollywood needs some evil bitch mom, though.

>inb4 Mama, she wasn't a bitch, and that killed the movie

Wrong big guy on RZ

>Normal strength in real world. No can do.

All he has to do is wait for them to sleep

>Tommy fucks up and he's responsible for the deaths in 6
>gets a happy ending out of it
It's really stupid but whatever.

I don't think I saw them.

Intelligence > Brute Force

So ignoring a bit the geography troubles, Krueger is far and away the best.

He was supposed to be killed in Halloween 2 but they needed the $$$

I enjoyed Halloween 4 and 5

They're both surprisingly okay for being the 8th and 9th installments in a slasher franchise, like I know people probably think of them as the worst Friday 13th movies but 8 has one of my favorite deaths and 9 is pretty hilarious at times.

Realistically I think Dutch could take on Michael, but probably not Jason or Freddy. Only because the two of them have inhuman strength and dreams.

Do they sleep?

Jason isn't stupid.

>possess people

You wat mate?

Michael was cursed by the Druids of the thorn to kill his blood line to give them power or some shit.

Every person he killed otherwise was just between him and killing his family.

Freddy vs Jason answers that question, more or less.

>kills the new camp counsellors and not the ones actually watching her son

She sure got that revenge she wanted

He was blown to peices in jason goes to hell and someone ate his heart and turned into him.

>Normal strength in real world. No can do.
He has shown supernatural powers in the real world several times.

His skeleton fighting by itself in III, and he appearing as a car in I. And many other examples.

I choose to ignore that thorn bullshit. The makers themselves chose that too. Everybody else should do the same

Between Halloween 4 and 5 Michael slept the entire time

So did the audience.

>disliking Halloween 4 and 5

>actually being someone that goes out of their way to defend them
>image.jpg poster, probably politician fanboy
The only good thing in them was DH