/heem/ - based khabib edition

Upcoming events:

12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - Gracie vs Kawajiri
12/31: WSOF 34 - Gaethje vs Firmino
1/13: LFA 1 - Peterson vs Higo
1/13: ACB 51 - Silva vs Torgeson
1/14: ONE FC: Quest for Power - Bigdash vs Prachnio
1/14: Invicta FC 21 - Anderson vs Tweet
1/15: UFC FN 103 - Rodriguez vs Penn
1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
1/21: ABC 52 - Aguev vs Kincl
1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz
1/23: VFC 55 - Lindsey vs Cochrane 2
1/27: Bellator 171 - TBA
1/28: EFN 58 - Machev vs Brandao
1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - Pena vs Shevchenko
1/29: Submission Underground 3 - Jones vs TBA
2/4: UFC FN 104 - Bermudez vs Jung
2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Dos Santos vs Struve 2
3/4: UFC 209 - TBA
3/11: UFC FN 107 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 108 - TBA

Previous thread: News:

>Khabib continues to ask for Ferguson fight
mmafighting.com/2016/12/30/14122734/the-morning-report-khabib-nurmagomedov-ufc-stop-lying-to-your-fans-and-book-me-versus-tony-ferguson

>Bigg Pigg missed weight
mmafighting.com/2016/12/29/14116570/johny-hendricks-misses-weight-again-at-ufc-207-weigh-ins

>Dillashaw considering leaving Bantamweight
bloodyelbow.com/2016/12/30/14121394/ufc-207-video-dillashaw-considering-weight-class-switch-not-waiting-forever-to-get-a-belt-back

Other urls found in this thread:

reddit.com/r/MMAstreams
youtube.com/watch?v=sKqX7wCjQec&feature=youtu.be
youtube.com/watch?v=mM0-ZU8njdo
youtube.com/watch?v=ZOVkYAxHvkk
youtube.com/watch?v=eNqmP1gsQ9g
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

what does heem mean

Is there a stream to watch the Rousey fight tonight?

this one is fine too

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HEY GUYS CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH SOME WOMENS MMA AIN'T IT JUST THE BEST

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>people unironically think stipe will lose his title in 2017

>tfw never knew eddie was a spic until recently
he must have no indian genes

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>Womens' MMA is a respectable and legitimate form of sporting competition
>Those ladies prove that they can get along just like the men do!

Yes, there will be many posted on
reddit.com/r/MMAstreams

We on /heem/ are fans of the acestream links so you should download acestream player if you don't already have it.

Favourite knockout?

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nigger should take a dna test. He might be surprised how much evil is in him.

fedoras are unabashed misogynists though

Realistically, what's the craziest thing that could happen tonight

LANDO
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Tj, nick and Nate all think Cody is gonna win tonight

>3 fights in 5 years
>1 finish in past 12 fights
>Best wins against flyweights
>Defends against 40 year old and #6 contender
>Thinks takedowns """score points"""
>Can't plant feet or throw a punch

Is he the GOAT?

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>I treat women with respect
>Allow me to carry that for you m'lady
>W-wanna go out f-for coffee some time? If it's ok with you I m-mean..

>tj
buttburt
>nick
bum
>nate
bum

teymur will overwhelm lando with his pressure and better kickboxing

tj specifically said he thought that Cruz was too wily for Cody and that he would make him miss the whole fight

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Tightest arse in mma?

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tj actually doesnt think that

also diaz' opinion=wgaf

youtube.com/watch?v=sKqX7wCjQec&feature=youtu.be

never forget this bullshit.

looks like a horse

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youtube.com/watch?v=mM0-ZU8njdo
youtube.com/watch?v=mM0-ZU8njdo
youtube.com/watch?v=mM0-ZU8njdo

Every step I take, every move I make
Every single day, every time I pray
I'll be missing you
Thinkin of the day, when you went away
What a life to take, what a bond to break
I'll be missing you

Will Rowdy Rousey Ronda Rowdy subaru on new year's eve if she losened tonight?

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I hope so.

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who's the lightest champ who could beat roy nelson?

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I thought it was going to be that time some guy was mooing at Ronda.

Conor McGregor

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DC

>''Look into my eyes fat man.''

Goldberg going on some stupid rant because he doesn't give a shit anymore

WHY AREN'T WEBMS WORKING ON MOBILE ANYMORE?
S O S
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how many bongs until first ufc 207 fight?

why?

Schaub Bless

What time does the RIZIN start?

Will it be on at the same time as the UFC?

I'm going to watch the both.

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would be kawaii desu desu!~

Anybody have that fucking image of Bisping Rockhold 2 post-fight with Bispings face dragged across the image?

>Amanda Nunes piledrivers Rousey
>She pins her
>oh shit wait a moment
>wait a god damn moment
>Joe is in the octagon now
>he low blows Herb dean at the count of 2
>oh shit Herb is unconscious
>But what's this? Joe is grabbing a steel chain from under the ring.
>Oh no, oh no, he's about to smash Nunes
>Joe get out of there what are you doin
>OH MY GOD HE JUST KNOCKED NUNES OUT UNCONSCIOUS WITH A STEEL CHAIR
>look at the dent on that chair from the impact
>Joe is helping Herb gets his wits about now
>he drags Ronda's dead body on top of Nunes now
>he instructs Herb to start counting
>1
>2
>3

>WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

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Wow man, thank you so much! I wouldn't know how to live my life if I didn't know when exactly are these great events such as EFN 58 and ABC 53! What a pleasure is to have you, I really appreciate that you took your time to put this list together for us all. God bless you, man.
Thank you.

>subaru

i have it somewhere i'll look

Here you go

True buddehs

What did Megan mean by this

Use clover senpai.

Autism
Fake fitefan detected

>Do you know who you are? Do you know who you are?

He might bant too much but Bushing is a really good guy

Just wait for cain to regain his /boy/ status

Bisbong god damn phone

Cain, cockhold, cormier, all of them will never be boy status again, something about that camp my man.

Thanking a guy for putting in hard work for a good OP is a bad thing now.You're not a fake fite fan,you're the problem with /heem/.

Thanks OP. Bless.

lads, this really our last day of mike goldberg

the end of an era

F

youtube.com/watch?v=ZOVkYAxHvkk

It's a bloody glorious image

Thing is he only started saying it after Rockhold rejected his post fight handshake. Before that it was his teammates shit talking Rockhold

>There are people in this thread who bet on Cody

youtube.com/watch?v=eNqmP1gsQ9g

An anaconda choke...wew

does it work on iOS

>gets full mount
>switches to north/south

what a stupid game

>hear nothing but hate for Ronda on internet
>weight ins
>Ronda gets cheered
>Nunes gets booed out of the building
So, I understand the hate is post ironic

JON JONES

lol it really does

No, her fangirls still love her and they were in attendance at the weigh in. The screaming was pretty high pitched

As far as I know, weigh ins are free to go to anyway

Women were cheering Rousey

Notice how high pitched it was

HESPECT HOWDY HONDA HOUSEY

HESPECT HOWDY HONDA HOUSEY

HESPECT HOWDY HONDA HOUSEY

HESPECT HOWDY HONDA HOUSEY

"HESPECT HOWDY HONDA HOUSEY; HESPECT HOWDY HONDA HOUSEY; HESPECT HOWDY HONDA HOUSEY; HESPECT HOWDY HONDA HOUSEY"

HESPECT HOWDY HONDA HOUSEY
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HOWDY
HONDA
HOUSEY

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What is Sup Forums drinking?

Prove to me that you meat head chads have good taste

I don't drink alcohol or consume any other drugs.

This user is smart

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Are you joking? He looks like every single lowriding greaseball in California

Will you miss him, lads?

This. Fuck drugs.

That's not TDD is it, he got taken down

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The last and final moment is yours, Mike

yes

>your girlfriend is a flea
>cody's face when

If Ronda loses, will it be time to add her?

tu eres latino?

>yfw Goldberg is replaced with Jon Anik