It's not fair, bros

It's not fair, bros.

>ywn be the very best like no one ever was

Brehs

Alain deserved the win.

the first season is on Memeflix
feelsgoodman
the intro song

>yfw level 50 Pokemon trainer
>yfw HP 3000 snorlax

No he didn't. The fucker was left with a weakened Charizard against a unique, superpowered water pokemon. Alain in every stretch of the imagination was beat, but they fucked Ash for whatever reason.

>be 26 year old me
>virgin, never had a gf
>didn't want to lose it to a whore
>decided I'd trick a good girl into fucking
>met a short 5'3 cutie at a cafe
>she was in college, talked about how she wants to be an architect
>we hit it off, I lied and said I was an architect
>if she had just asked me where I worked she would have been safe
>instead she believed me and gave me her email and phone number incase my company needed an intern
>spent $500 renting an office on the 5th floor of a building near the airport
>ring her and tell her to come by
>she's so elated she shows up the next day, skipping her classes
>I open the door for her and lead her into the office

>I had to bring furniture and my PC from home to make it look legit, I even printed a decal for a logo I found online and stuck it to the glass window
>she doesn't even question why I'm the one giving her the interview, I never said I was in HR, she's practically giddy thinking she's got this in the bag
>I ask her if she knows what women do when all that's between them and a job is a couch
>she doesn't seem to get it, I guess I expect everyone to watch as much porn as I do
>explain that there is a full time position available, not just an internship, but I'd be risking my job hiring someone who hasn't even graduated yet
>she's now looking distressed, she's not exactly a pretty girl so I don't think she had been propositioned like this before
>her tiny figure was almost trembling, I still feel sick that her distress made me so turned on
>she didn't say anything, I almost chickened out but I knew this was my chance to lose it for real
>I pull down my pants
>she just stares at my unfurled pale cock
>slowly she puts it in her mouth, I don't know what I expected it to feel like but I didn't think it would be so...underwhelming
>she barely moved, my cock was just kind of in there
>I got frustrated and told her to just turn around and pull up her skirt
>I push my wet dick into her asian pussy, I was so glad she didn't shave it because it looked alot like uncensored japanese porn
>I didn't cum inside thank god but I did it all over her tiny leg and told her to call me next week
>threw my sim card away and got a new one the same night at Kmart
I still feel fucking awful for what I did but at least I earned it and didn't have to deal with some STD infested slut.

>yfw the lvl cap is 40
>yfw a stranger lied on the internet

So how does this fantasy end?

Maybe in 20 more years

Psychopath please go
Sup Forums--------->

Do they play the same old sad music? Dont know what the song is called but they play it during every sad scene in pokemon.

I had a dream that Goku got changed into an evil Charizard and he flew off and was destroying cities, and I had to fly through the forest and find Vegeta, who was off training with some other saiyans, and I told him to come help us because we needed a leader, and he agreed, then he grabbed me and we flew off at supersonic speed. I wish I had the Prince of All Saiyans to carry my through this troubled part of my life...

I remember crying profoundly when Ash lost in the first tournament."Ash you bastard" I whispered.I eventually became numb to his ineptitude.

Nice story but what da fuck does it have to do with Pokémon?

Pokemon is for virgins

the girl was gardevoir

yeah but does Charizard listen to him yet?

Ash doesn't need Charizard, he has a water frog that transforms into him and becomes Ash-Greninja

Anime is trash.

Not anymore faggot
Nothing gets a girl more wet then catching a rare Pokémon and taking over a gym

Cheaper to hire a clean escort.

Pokemon GO is already over friend, you will get weird looks from people if you're still playing it.

Pokemon is for normies now with the advent of Pokemon Go. You can literally get laid by playing Pokemon now

>Pokemon GO is already over friend
My normiebook feed suggests otherwise.

escorts are sluts

ash is a loser. and this is what I expected when I saw threads saying he was "finally" gonna win and everything was in his favor.

now I go to Sup Forums to laugh at this.

GEN1+GEN2 = KINO


GEN 3 & LATER = SHIT

Nigga please
Go on Facebook something and see how many people are playing
You are the outcast here

>Till the end, I will be with you! We will go where our dreams come true, all the times that we have been through, you will always be my best friend!

What the fuck is that thing?

He literally said exactly what it is in the post

>mfw i dont have any interest in pokemon go and if i wanted to play i would play omega ruby and finish my dex

...

The Pokemon anime and movies aren't all that good outside of the first episode and the first movie.
The rest range from average to shit.

i think hes referring to the pocket monsters themselves gen 1 +2 having the best

Mad ashfag tears.

nah i meant the anime as well

ok senpai i liked the early anime too

Yeah but gen 1 designs were best. Now a days we have pokemon that are literal sandcastles, keyrings and swords.

yeah, literal magnets and slime were the bomb my man
#just90skidthings

Caterpie was the first Pokemon he caught.

Seeing him go made me cry too.

>MFW

500 is a lot for an average asian

You should have just asked a pretty girl for sex for 500 dollars

>Yu-Gi-Oh sells card game merch whilst telling story
>Digimon sells Digimon merch whilst telling story
>Gundam sells Gunpla whilst telling story

Your problem is you need to stop watching merchandise shows that have no end.

Half-hour toy commercial series are the bane of any kind of story expectation.

...

Nobody fucking cares. This thread isn't about Pokeshit Go or any of the games.

>girl taking dick from a man she just met for a job isn't a slut
Bro, if you of all people could coax her into sex that easily, think about how many other could do the same with little effort.

better than a fucking sandcastle fagboi.

No it actually isnt since the sandcastle is supposed to be haunted (its ghost type) so it makes more sense than many gen 1 mons.

But fuck this conversation since every thread with genwunners is the fucking same

You all like the designs UNTIL the ones that come out after you stopped playing

Thats why some say everything until gen2 was good, everything until gen3 etc

You can actually see the age of a poster just by looking at when he starts hating the designs

Is Pikachu a cuck?

people were talking about pokemon go i fucked up my post and didnt reply to them though

Did he lose again? HA HA HA HA HA HA

anyone who thought Pokemon would change is retarded

life isn't fair you meme spouting beta cuck faggot baka desu senpai

tfw ;_;

Magneton is a pretty lazy design, but Magnemite itself is fine; and they're both miles better than the Klink or Vanillite evolution lines.
Magmar, Voltorb, Electrode, Exeggcute, and Exeggutor are the only bad Pokemon designs in gen 1. All following generations have a higher percentage of bad Pokemon designs than gen 1.

>it's a pikachu defeats a tyranitar and a metagross episode

why they refused to stay consistent with the metagame brehs?
I dont expect them to be accurate on 2HKO and counters, but at least be consistent with the typing mechanics

They threw typing out the window after Brock, faggot.

Next episode Serena leaves and marries a black man

> --------->
I missed this meme 2bh

The series went to shit when they switched from hand drawn to digital cells

prove me wrong. You will never have animation as comfy as this ever again.

>be normalfag
>usually spend atleast one night of our drinking walking around playing pokemon go
>group of 8-10

fucking kek, are the keys haunted too? just kill yourself, Pokémon designs went to shit after gen 2 and you know it even if you won't admit it.

>You all like the designs UNTIL the ones that come out after you stopped playing

This ain't even true. The last pokemon game I played was Gold and Silver (though my heart wasn't in it), and I find a lot of gen 3 designs good.

The designs have noticeably gotten worse since gen 4. While a badly-designed poke was a rarity gen 1-2, now a well-designed poke is the exception to the norm

I feel bad for Japanese kids. This show just tells them they are fucking losers and your dreams will never come true.

God that's fucking stupid.

I mean I'm sure that's how my parents thought when I was pokemon aged but still.

tfw finished watching this episode 5 mins ago

>watching Pokemon in 2016

>watching capeshit in 2016

I just fucked a dirty whore cost me 120 bucks. It was shit but i don't regret it since my life improved as a result. Pokemon

Voltorb is average. Magnemite was just boring because it had no personality.

But yeah Gen 1 and 2 were the only good ones.

>bought xy because miss pokemon than oras
>hours later
>want to catch some cool pokemon
>turns out they're all in oras
>xy just has tonnes of shit

Seel is fucking awful.

Post gen 1 teams

>Charizard
>Raichu
>Pidgeot
>Vileplume
>Golem
>Dragonite

Vaporean
Mewtwo
Acrticuno
Blastoise
Alakazam
Vileplume

>it's an ash battles a bunch of high tier pokemon with hyperbeam and hydro pumps in a league match using kiddy unevolved pokemon with tackle and quick attack

>2 water types
>2 legendaries one of them ice

Two psychic types too

Gyarados
Golem
Alakazam
Rapidash
Gengar

Vaporeon
Flareon
Jolteon
Rapidash
Arcanine
Ninetales

Anyone remember the "Ash becomes a super saiyan" arc?

Was this rape?

Charizard
Vaporeon

Depends on your country, it will end withing 6 months or so

>it's an Ash gives up a Pokemon just as it becomes strong episode
>it's an Ash lets a rare pokemon go away without even thinking about capturing it episode
>it's an Ash ends up in the top 8 of the league episode
>it's an Ash ignores free pussy episode

fuck this nigga, they should have replaced him with Red

Nice webm, nice quality.


You have more.

Is Jessie still on the show? She was bangin

>2016
>Watching pokemon

Kill yourself faggot

fuck off costanza

>still
indigo was 16 years ago retard

why the FUCK is this allowed?

Alakazam
Arcanine
Charizard
Jolteon
Lapras
Nidoking

what the fuck

gengar
blastoise
mewtwo
dragonite
zapdos
snorlax

in gen I psychic was physical

Pikachu is the hero. He can beat anyone with the power of the will. To teach children tradictional japanese value.

i dont need anyone else

Arcanine
Marowak
Gengar
Golduck
Nidoking
Scyther