Be me

>be me
>be actual roastie
>ashamed and insecure about it
>not even ugly
>not even whore
>virgin
>want to have sex and bf, but too self conscious
>considered surgery
>expensive and time-consuming
>tfw I'm wasting my best years

What do Sup Forums?

cant offer advice without seeing how bad it is + timestamp

There's no roasties, only a bit of meat to play with .Post pussy.

Gonna need pics for accurate damage assessment.

ya gotta see

Can't be that bad op. Let's have a look.

yall niggersr posting ni a bate thred

you haven't even had sex and you're considering surgery to head off imagined rejection. quit making sex into some scary massive ordeal, just go get laid and realize that "roasties" are a meme and no one really cares in real life

You guys asked for it. Keep in mind I'm ungroomed because I'm not having sex, nor do I take pictures of myself.

you missed the part where we asked for timestamp.

You're probably right, but this is a thing even outside of the "roastie" meme. Even as a kid my female friends would make fun of me for it. I was insecure about it long before I was familiar with the meme.

you'll need a timestamp to get advice here OP.

Sorry, hard to hold a timestamp and my labia.

My favorite kind of pussy fam. Would play with as much as possible

alright, accepted.

basic advice: That's a roastie for sure, but pretty mild as far as they go. I'd call it almost cute. If you shaved/waxed I wouldn't think twice about eating that out if it were in front of me.

is that seriously the only reason you haven't had sex? how old are you?

The way your pussy Looks is genetic. Most guys really don't care, and are just happy to be able to get their dick into you. Mine is a bit worse than yours, and it's always looked like that. Sup Forums made me hate mine as well so I asked my boyfriend at the time what he thought of it, and what he said was 'most guys truly don't care', and neither did he.

Shave, chill the fuck out and jump on the cock carousel you hyper anxious twit. Literally nothing wrong other than all those pubes.

As a kid everyone makes fun of everyone else for absolutely everything. Also why the fuck did your friends know about your pussy?
Guess what, if you're hot an not an obnoxious bitch then you can get a relationship. Most people don't give a flying fuck once they're having sex and it's literally a hole, it's not like a disfigured micropenis that will affect sex. For fucks sake you're whining about a nonexistent problem, 80% of Sup Forums would fuck a drunk, obese midget hooker with one leg. Do you think men have standards for sex when it's offered?

Nothing wrong with it at all OP. My preference is for a pussy to be shaven clean so this isn't getting my dick hard or anything but after a trim I'd give you a 10/10... and a hard fucking.

>most guys truly don't care
this is correct. that's as hot as 75% of pussies out there.

oh, also post yours for comparison

Had a GF long time ago.

It tickled my mouth. Good times.
I understand people are usually self conscious about themselves.

Consider yourself, fun to play with, and to eat, in a Cunnilingual way.

theres nothing wrong with a bit of labia, so how old are you OP?

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So... ???

OP, all you need to do is trim up the pubes and your good.

TYL: Mom is a roastie. Or Maybe roastie is determined by your Dad's Mom?

So many questions.

ok OP, ignoring the virgins, i am in my 30s, been with many women, some with meat flaps bigger than yours. They dont get in the way, they can make for some fun games where you wrap them around your cock, hell its just something different, not bad

stop worrying about it

Thanks for the advice, it's good to hear. It is the reason, I'm embarassed to say. I'm almost nineteen. I know I'm young but most of my female peers have already been having sex for a while.

Good to hear another girl's input. I know it's genetic, but it seems to be a common misconception it relates to sex? Maybe it is just a meme, but I have to imagine some people actually believe that. Although the general consensus here seems to be that it doesn't matter.

As I kid I would sometimes shower with my friends after being in the pool or something. Nothing weird about it. They noticed it was different from theirs and said something, I'm sure. But it suck with me.

Thanks for the input. Will definitely be shaving.

baby, dont worry about that. Just do squats for a nice ass, and exercise for a flat tummy, guys will be wanting to get all over that :P

Post face pic I gotta know what you look like for science reasons.
To make you feel better, I'd smash if you shaved.

OP, I wouldn't feel ashamed. I used to be embarrassed that I was uncircumsized, In first grade, one kid I was peeing next to looked over and saw my foreskin as I was putting away. Literally told all the kids in my class. Everyone started wanting to look at how freakish my dick was. Started going pee in the stalls. but thy climbed on the urinals to try to see my freakish dick.

It affected me up to the point when I finally had sex. After a couple times I felt comfortable. (Although I'm bladder shy as fuck T_T)

Moral of the story, Just because a few assholes talk shit or make you feel like shit, you shouldnt let that stop you from getting what you want. Besides, if they let a little bit of extra lip stop them from enjoying a perfectly nice pussy, then they're not mature enough to enjoy it.

Any way, Back to fapping!

Looks sexy as hell. My gf's is exactly like yours and I love it. There isn't anything abnormal about yours. Those people who have a problem with features of vaginas have a problem with vaginas generally. Don't waste your time on fags. I don't think there is any hory guy who wouldn't want to fuck your delicious looking pussy.

OP, I'd smash you in a heartbeat even without shaving. As long as you're a nice girl and are at least somewhat attractive, you'll do fine.

Now go out and meet the man of your dreams.

Absolutely nothing wrong with that pussy.....labia and hair included. would definitely bang.

>I'm almost nineteen
thats still a fine time to start working shit out. just a bit of a late bloomer, not a wizard.

>it seems to be a common misconception it relates to sex?
yeah thats a fun meme, you can ignore it. Even people who joke about it wouldn't turn it down 95% of the time.

I've been with a couple of girls who needed genital surgery for some reason. it's definitely an option if you really, really hate them - but they're fine. Give it a couple of years, if you still feel shit about it you can afford the surgery then.

But honestly, that is the last place you need to worry about your looks. a guy usually only sees that once you've already got him past the point of no return, if you want to win a guy with your looks it's the last place to focus on.

this. lets see pics of the rest of you, I want to see the complete package on offer.

YOu have a pussy that kisses back OP
9/10

I'm uncirced too. Never thought twice about it. Everyone always talks shit about uncircumcised dicks. Never had a girl say anything other than a passing comment. Idc.

if you want to make it really good, give it a wax, thats much nicer than shaving. Damn i miss fucking a freshly waxed pussy, mmm

this
but I'm in a country where circumsizing isn't as mainstream as the US. over 50% of guys are natural here, so its just normal.

there is literally nothing wrong with this. i find all kinds of pussies attractive and this kind especially so. would eat.

frankly i dont know why anyone woman worries overly much about any part of their body or appearance, for every single facet of a woman's body, no matter how strange or mundane it is, there are at least a million dudes with a fetish for it

if the lips are causing you discomfort then lube up.

I'd like this thread a lot more if OP replied more than once every 30 minutes.

thats a cute lil pussy but a man needs stimulus

My ex said the head of my cock felt smoother than other guys she'd been with. But the only other thing I've heard is pretty much uncut cocks don't look as good.

Although funny story, in 7th grade this girl on the bus ride home used to rub my dick through my jeans. Always wanted me to pull it out but I was so ashamed of my foreskin. When I got home I tried to circumsize myself with child scissors. Soooooooo Yeah I was reeeeeally fucking embarrassed about it :P. Now Idgaf. I get drunk and whip it out whenever any one wants to see it.

you look fine / great.. pretty similar to my gf, so actually now im thinking aobut that and you're making me kind of hard tbh

go forth, stop worrying, and enjoy your life id say!

how old are you? and where from?

(obvs dont meet random guys off Sup Forums, but if you're in england I'd happily meet up and help out with the virginity situation - and though it sounds unlikely and I wouldnt meet me from this message, im a pretty normal guy)

Yummy, looks identical to my gf

Uncut cocks look a fuckload better than mutilated Jew dicks, fam. Be proud of what you've got.

Thanks for the feedback, all! I appreciate your input, and loved reading your anecdotes. I never knew Sup Forums could be such an encouraging place. Not posting my face here for various reasons, sorry! For you uncircumcised guys, as a girl, I would not even think twice about it (not that I've ever seen a real-life dick, but an uncircumsized dick certainly wouldn't put me off or anything). Never thought I'd be glad I showed the internet my pussy before anyone else. Definitely feel better about getting myself out there now.

>Not posting my face here for various reasons,
thats fair. how about the rest of your body though?

if your pussy is the worst part the rest of you must be pretty fucking stunning, I need to see.

Your pussy is perfect just the way it is

seconded, lets get a frontal, and a side shot ;)

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When Sup Forums agrees on the quality of your vagoo, without a single dissenter, you know you should be proud of it!

Sup Forums, helping girls feel better about themselves since 5/23/17!
(And teaching eurocunts how to properly sequence month/day/year!)

Atleast you still have feeling in your dick. What kind of retard would trade that for (arguable) looks and some minor health benefits (excluding complications from the medical procedure itself)?

Does it make me a shallow bitch if I can't flick my bean to porn with uncut cocks? I dunno, they just look like aardvark snouts, and completely unsexy. Fortunately I live in Murca, so its not an issue IRL. Don't know if it would be a deal breaker...

Meh I've done worse

Well, guys with normal dicks last waaay longer in my experience. Uncut dudes tend to blow their wads pretry quick.

That's just cos u suck em harder

cut dicks have a much higher rate of erectile dysfunction tho
six of one, half a dozen of the other.

It's cus they actually enjoy the feeling of sex. Cutfags feel nothing and just want to get it over quick.

Fact: uncircumcised men aggressively defend their dicks, and criticize cut dongs in every thread possible.
Fact: cut dudes don't give a fuck.

Why are you guys so fucking self-conscious? Latent hatred of your parenta for not having you circumsised? Latent homosexuality that has you preoccupied with cocks?
I really don't get it.

I'll fuck you.

Fact: Your facts are inaccurate at best

nor do i...
And your argument against the facts is?

There goes that fag talk we talked about.

>cut dick
>normal

Nice bait friend

The people in the minority aggressively defend their dicks. I live in a country where the norm is uncut, and I knew one cut guy who was super defensive about his wedding tackle.

>Not even ugly
You're ugly

Fuck it

oh damn baby
no wonder all you were worried about were your labia. You have a bangin bod. Seriously you could go out tonight and pick up with that smoking hot thing ;)

to continue, lovely smooth pale skin, nice firm yet shapely tits, a nice flat belly and little bum. Definitely what I call fuckable. Appreciate the shot ;)

it would have to be one hell of a lucky guy ^^

any shots of that pretty face?

LOL you're like really hot. That's funny don't be self conscious about your labia. we don't give a fuck. I swear I would drive to your house right now and take you to pound town.

ew gross i'm gay now

any chance for a shot of your butt from behind?

holy fuck and you're self concious about anything about your looks? the hell is wrong with you young folk? you've got the ideal body- no ones going to give a rats ass about your labia lady, only advice i can give ya, most men prefer shaved women it seems, im not one of them.
Ideal/10

Uh no you gross smegma infested loser.
Don't be delusional.

think you were gay to begin with.

>What do Sup Forums?

Get yourself a beta whiteknight bf because that's the only shit that you can pull as a roastie. Luckily for you there's plenty of them on Sup Forums.

There's this weird thing called a shower. Maybe do some research into them. Learn how basic hygiene works, you disgusting nerd.

remember Sup Forums, you catch more flies with honey

an excellent message to the newfags.

That's some high mileage beaver. There's no way that roastie is a virgin vag.

Nice try tho, you'll fool the virginfags.

Cry moar over your mutilated 2nd rate dick.

>Definitely feel better about getting myself out there now

The thing that you have to keep in mind is that you showed your pussy to a bunch of foreveralone virgins.

Out there, you won't be meeting any neckbeard virgins, you'll be meeting real guys who are used to normal vaginas and not roasties.

you're welcome dave

and you come on newfriend, be cool

Yes because obviously the best way to write down the date is in no logical order. Fucking burger idiots.

Would smash.

I'm gonna be 100% honest with you unlike most of these white knighting faggots telling you what you want to hear.

Most men prefer a nice neat looking plump innie. Most men pull down panties for the first time are not hoping to get a roastie.

Having said that, most men will fuck you regardless, and most men can overlook minor flaws like less-than-perfect vaginas if they otherwise enjoy you. So stop fucking stressing over something you can't control. I wasn't born looking like Brad Pitt either, I don't spend a second worrying about all the things that are less-than-perfect physically about myself

>Virgin
Buddy i've not been a virgin for almost 20 years...

>that's a 10/10 vagoo in Murrika

top kek

What he said. You'll get fucked simply because you have a pussy but what most of us are hoping for when we pull those panties down is pic related.

FYI, roasties aka outies are more common than innies, therefore they could be considered more "normal", even if less desirable

That's because most women are whores who hop dicks and get it worn out before they're 25.

Completely normal looking pussy
The whole package is a treat
You need a better relationship if your boyfriend makes you worry about the appearance of your labia
(which are completely normal)

can we see a picture of said roastie?

works both ways though, hope you're packing a fat 9 incher.

Read the fucking thread dickweed.

Mate it's honestly genetic. Some women win the genetic lottery when it comes to pussies, and some don't. If you get a gf with an innie pussy, she will not change her vagina type until she's like 60 or whenever it sags from age in which case your balls will also be dragging

Virgin

that's not even a bad roastie. that's like mouse ears roastie not roast beef leftovers roastie.

Not even sure if thats a raostie