>Current year

>>Current year
>>Not having butter in your coffee as a more nutritious alternative to milk

ok merrikan

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>putting any kind of dairy product in your coffee because you're a beta fucking cuck who can't drink it black

ok euro fag

>Not drinking it black

>3209
>drinking coffee still

shut up fag

>Black drinkers thinking they are superior when a dash of milk is so nice

>2016
>Eating dairy
Good job

I usually have it black but if I do use a dash of anything, it's chocolate milk, idgaf. Try it niggah

>diluting your morning butter with coffee
Fucking Europe.

Almost made me gag at first glance.

Then I thought about it a few moments more and thought I felt my heart stop beating.

Fuck you, OP.

>year of our lord
>drinking coffee
>not eating raw coffee beans like a goddamn man

nothing like a coffee with some whiskey in it on a cold day

this

>Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment
>not pouring coffee into your asshole and shoving butter down your dick
Shiggy diggy, Earthfags.

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I've been deployed to Afghanistan twice and have seen combat. Still enjoy cream in my coffee. Right now i have caramel cream. Like i taste that shit anyways, just slam it and go about my day.

But fuck me if im going to start my day with some shit black coffee. You think i want to take my pills every day with some ass hole tasting coffee when they have some Irish cream right there.

>"Like I taste that shit anyway"
>Puts caramel cream in coffee
>"ass hole tasting coffee otherwise"
>Deployed autistic soldier confirmed

>this year, right now
>not using your body heat to cook coffee cherries in ghee in a leather bag around your neck.

>not drinking a fifth of Balvenie 14 Year for breakfast

Tell me more about how you are a combat veteran.

You seem like the kind of guy that really understands the deep undertones of fine cup of black joe. Just like how your wife seems to have the same taste in strong black joe's.

You sick fuck.Drink some real fresh cold pressed fruit juices ya fuckin twerp

lul you seem like some retarded soldier who all the higher ranks assfucked and beat the shit out of. Don't be mad cause you're an autistic loser who prob sat around in front of a radio that just replayed old episodes of MASH.

No doubt your braindead woman fucked other guys while you were deployed, no doubt at all. Prob convinced you to that second tour lul

Itt: Sup Forums reminds everybody that they like their men just like their coffee. Black.

Yuropoors drink their coffee black.

Sup Forums should have "tits or gtfo" rules for "soldiers". If some mong gets on the board and, apropos of nothing, claims he is a soldier, he should be required to post a picture of CAC card or discharge papers along with a time stamp.

BTW, no one is impressed that your muzzle-monkey ass "saw combat". Getting shot at doesn't make you a man, it makes you a retarded high school dropout whose only contribution to your community is offering your carcass as fertilizer for scrub grass that Haji grazes his goat-wives on.

Not op but you seem to be one of two things. One being autistic which is nothing to be ashamed of. Or the second being, mad.

Let me know either way pls.

Why, does it make you mad?

Why don't we just become reddit then. Lets all do a ten step verification before posting.

...

Yes, stolen valor makes me angry.

Yeah how about everybody on this site shows proof of who they are. Why stop at they people you feel cucked by.

Stolen valour? Who is profiting?

How about you post proof of who you are. Then yeah i will go ahead and photograph my papers for some random cuck online.

Hey, Mr. Trips Dubs, there is no difference between this and females flaunting their sex on this board.

The only reason Specialist Dickless mentioned his two (cute) deployments to Afghanistan was because he figured that we would read that and either admire him, think he's super manly, or thank him for his service. No problem with any of that, prolly gets it all the time IRL when he drops it on people. But here, that response is meaningless, and he should PROVE that he is not a lying POOP widdler.

>implying you need to financially or materially profit to steal valor.
>Obama is still president

So I'm a cuck because I don't believe you served? Or am I a cuck because I recognize some auxiliary peon who couldn't do shit worthwhile while in, so now tries to impress strangers online by showing that he could stay in the same place for 6 weeks?

Please see
I concur.

This is actually pretty good if you get the right coffee.

okay it's suppose to be tea and yak butter not like a pad of salted butter and coffee

Op of the Mil post here. I have a challenge coin with my mos close by that i can post as well as some documentation that i can edit my name out of and time stamp. But why the fuck do you think i going to do all thay shit for a discussion about cream you dumb faggot.

You're a faggot. No one cares.

>shows no pride in MOS or service itself
>no indignation in being called a liar about being in.

Okay Buckaroo. Really convinced me. How was Jr. ROTC?

Am i. Im not the one that started projecting my insecurities because a combat veteran posted.

I was 10c if you even know what the fuck you are talking about.

>called out as fake
>projecting insecurities

Wew lad, you are ugly

>Called out as a fake.

Did i? Guess i missed that while i was busy watching you get called out as a cuck.

>2017
>Still drinking shit coffee that needs additives to make it taste tolerable

Step up your game, you low-rent sperg.

Not a superiority thing, I just don't understand why people would drink coffee if they don't like the taste of coffee.

Have an energy drink or something if you want a caffeine hit, no one is judging you for not liking bitter black water. I just can't see why you'd force yourself to drink it by making it taste as little like coffee as possible. Have a glass of milky water if you want milky water, have a coffee if you want coffee.

Air Force?

>Implying coffee has same ingredients as energy drink
>wut

Nice false equivalency. A dash of milk and honey take away a bit of the bitterness while making it richer.

Whiskey shot, with a splash of expresso. Buddy of mine substitutes whiskey for semi sweet amaretto, but i cant stand the shit

Nah Marines.

Air force are good people though.

>Have an energy drink or something if you want a caffeine hit
>if you want a caffeine hit
>a caffeine hit
>caffeine

Do you even into English?

>Marines
>Posts on Sup Forums constantly

I guess they really do create a bunch of retarded faggots over there.

But coffee is a bitter drink. To make it less bitter, you are admitting you don't like the taste of coffee.

So don't drink coffee. Drink milk and honey, drink something else caffeinated, whatever. No one is forcing you to drink coffee so I don't see why you'd try and make it more palatable; if you don't like it, don't drink it. That's cool.

They are like that before they go. Otherwise they wouldn't be Marines

BTW, what the fuck is 10c in the marines?

>yfw when Tibetans have been putting salt and butter in their strong black tea for centuries
Fucking slow, man.

So you've never put ketchup on fries?

I have, but I'd be fine eating fries with no ketchup too because I like fries. I don't put shit on my fries because I hate fries and want them to taste as little like fries as I can.

>Any year
>Not drinking your coffee black like a man
Afraid you'll stain your dress?

I like my coffee how I likely women.

Black

Strong

And tastes like ash

And extra large.

Are your women fire fighters?

FFS, have soldiers gone soft?
In the Gulf War we either drank it black or did ranger shots
>Ranger shot - take the instant coffee from an MRE; pour the powder on your tongue; chug 3-4 gulps from your canteen; move out
Let me guess - those pills are HRT for your FtM transition, right?

>getting into a dick-waving contest online

Oh dear

Spoken like a true broke-dick. Now get off Sup Forums before your plt. Sgt. tears you a new asshole.

I'm not an American, but this attitude cracks me up. Compared to the average civilian the average American enlisted man is
>Better educated
>From a wealthier family
>Have a higher average IQ
Yet American civilians think enlisted men are HS dropouts with low IQs.

Coffee ceases to be coffee when you add anything but coffee to it.
Once milk, soy milk,flavored syrup or sugar enters the mix, it's a coffee based beverage and inherently inferior to actual coffee.

>Retarded high School drop out.

While you end up with a shit load of student loan debt. Can't find a job, Can't get a car loan to work any job you would find, can't buy a home....ect all bc "muh edu is worth its weight in gold".

Meanwhile my degrees are all paid for. My home was paid for. My soon to be children's degrees will all be paid for.......

I'm
Wrong!
I Do like my women like my coffee -
cold and bitter

>Can't tell if bait or just retarded

You *do* know you're not just on the chan, but that you're on Sup Forums, right?
I mean - how the fuck long have you been here? All morning?

Not in the Marines, cockfag. Around the 80's the Corp became a cesspool of retarded criminal douchebags. It's very closely being followed by the Navy, mainly because of the nigger influx.

Its out "best kept secret" because the kind of kids that think that way are better off doing somthing else.

Third option - true and HILARIOUS

You're so special with your unique perspective. Must be a water based beverage if I'm not just eating the beans then huh?

i once read that most coffee drinkers like to tone down the bitter taste of the coffee with milk
while the ones who drink it black
have a retarded tongue
>mfw when i got a retarded tongue
but hey atleast i can lick an afroamerican without needing to vomit

>couldn't find a job
>"guhbment gonna pay fo muh chillen's book learnin"

How does it feel to be a nigger?

Just my opinion man, if you want to drink something that I think tastes horrible, go ahead.
But if you get to act superior for adding stuff to your coffee, I get to act superior about not adding stuff to my coffee.

>*do*
>the chan
>thinking Sup Forums is some edgy club
>calling people a newfag

3/10 for effort

Eating black ass is heaven.

>Pussy faggot can't handle drinking a bitter drink

>I have never served, the post

Agreed.

I have pretty good tastebuds and I like my coffee black. Why would one need a retarded tongue to like black coffee?

Well i worked the entire time so im not sure. It is an occupation, you know job? Just because flipping pattys doesn't have any benefits for you, doesn't mean all jobs are fucked.

>"Not only has the average enlisted man been of a better socioeconomic background, had a higher level of education, and a higher IQ than his civilian peers since the institution of the volunteer army in the late 1970's, this gap has widened in the enlisted man's favor in the years since" - Department of Defense analysis of personnel, 1990
>"Since the beginning of the Iraq War the quality of enlisted soldier has increased year over year, especially in areas of education." - Chairman's statement on troop quality, 2009
>"While African-Americanss are overrepresented in some military support fields, such as personnel, the military overall has a slight under representation of minorities, especially in combat arms and special operations units which are almost exclusively Caucasian and Hispanic. But among African-American troops less than 2% do not have a high school diploma (compared to 21% of their age peers of all races)" - EEO analysis of troops, 2012
So....
You're wrong, fuck off

2 days, then

Parkay. That's looks fairly revolting.

>2016
>Good job

>Source: the DoD

How did you disprove anything? DOD tells itself lies to maintain face for two of those, and how did you prove that the Navy isn't nigger infested?

>benefits
>government pays my way

HOW are you not a nigger?

I served, just not in the US (re-read my post, especially the first line, you genius, you)
Here's a hint
>20% of American men between the ages of 18 and 24 are HS dropouts
>Less than 1% of american enlisted men do not have a HS diploma
If YOU didn't drop out, you know this means the average soldier is better educated than the average civilian the same age.

Oh boy you sure got me I don't know how I'll get over this one lads he's called me a newfag maybe if I type some of my shit in *asterisks* he'll think I'm a super cool member on anyonymous and we can troll some newfags together boy I sure hope that happens these newfags amirite oh look a rocket (_)):::::::::::::D ~~~

By that logic, if you want Mexican food, you should just chug a bottle of hot sauce instead or you don't like Mexican food.

Yup. Sup Forums is still shit. Kek.

Let me translate for you both
>"Huuurrrrrrr, duurrrrrrrr, I don't know you can't enlist without a high school diploma so the DoD must be committing felonies by sending fake data to congress when the records are all public and easily checked duuurrrrrrrr"

Post pictures of your girl. Thats about all i want to see from you cuck.

Mexican food is an entire societies culinary understanding, featuring a wide range of dishes and flavors, going over multiple courses for the sake of nutrition as well as flavour. There are a million different thinks people would imagine if you talk about 'Mexican food', many of which are nothing like hot sauce.

Coffee is always going to be bitter and watery. Adding sweet shit or milk is just an attempt to make it less like coffee.

False equivalence.

I put instant coffee into 0.5dl boiling water, then I add 1 sugar cube and proceed to pour 2dl 1.5% milk in it. I'm yuropoor and a coffee pleb.

>suckling at the teat of my tax dollars
>"ur a cuck"

Okie dokie.