ITT: we nerf each-other's superpowers
>immortality
ITT: we nerf each-other's superpowers
>immortality
you're in a permanent coma.
>super speed
But now ur a Paraplegic
But only after you kill
>INVISIBILITY
You literally cannot die, u will live to see everthing the very collapse of the universe in a billion years. Also you go insane.
time speeds up by the same amount you do
only when you're alone in a room
Kek
You stay invisible/if you fap you invisiblity gone
>control time
telekinesis, how do you nerf that?
kek
>telekinesis
But you have autism
You cant look at the object, so you dont know where it is.
You have super speed, but its always turned on and every second in Regular Time feels like 1000 years in ur superspeed time.
>>Can read women's minds
The amount of tiredness you get if you bring the shit to you is the same when you use telekinesis
if you stop time, you are frozen too
>super strength
have to ask for permission
But you can only use it to project gay thoughts.
You are trapped in outer space in only a space suit and the closes planet is 10 lightyears away.
only works while sleeping
>x-ray vision
it doesnt work
God
cant turn on/off, and see through everything, through the entire planet and the pure nothingness of space
You're schitzo
everyone is atheist
You have the muscle to lift it, but ur skeleton can't support the weight and is crushed.
People fail to see that immortality isn't that much of a super power though because infinity years is a damn long time. Waiting for eternity isn't something you can hope to comprehend. Sure, you'd have some time for some years, but then earth gets wiped out and you sit in space alone for a couple of million years, just to realize that no matter what you do - you cannot die. You will become completely inhumane at some point.
Only when you work as tsa.
>>No one cares what you rant
Ok my super power is being Donald Trump
Pic related
you get assassinated by antifa
you have a vagina and can't stop grabbing it
It only seems like you're in control.
FBI cums in your butt for being a russian cuck
you severely dissapoint your supporters
>The superpower to make everyone in a radius of a mile do a perfect choreography of "we are number one" with instruments, dancing and costumes each time you say "we are number one".
being immortal means that you will have to sit through the entire heat death of the universe and more. first you will see all your loved ones die. then all of humanity will crumble leaving you alone to watch everything slowly turn into nothing in this time you will go insane from the lack of social interaction and you will have become completely numb to anything from all the pain you have experienced. when the final stars and black holes perish you will wish you were dead when you are floating through the empty void unable to move see hear or smell anything.
>mfw OP creates the worst super power.
>the power to control others thoughts
pwned.
everyone thinks you're a faggot
lol
you join in and can never stop until you die of exhaution, dehydration or both
>the ability to teleport anything anywhere
Teleporting only works when you're taking a shit.
can only make them think about fucking you up to the point where they actually do it
kys
kek
>the power of flight
every time you do it it feels like some one kicked you in the nuts
>shape shifting to any animal
>the power to transform in to anything
you can't come back down
That also traps everyone in that 1 mile radius because it's said again during the song. With good indurance you could create a kill zone of 1 mile (while of course having to die aswell).
>The power to cook any recipe while still lacking one ingredient producing the complete meal.
can't turn back
but you never know what is teleported along with i. also the matter can fuse with the objects that are teleported with it in a random way.
>i have the power to tell you faggots that you only counter the superpowers but dont intelligently and interestingly build on them.
>not i will use my power
you are lame faggots.
>cant cope with me
it tastes like shit
The only Animal you can turn in is a nigger
you keep the iq of the least intelligent animal you transform into, permanently
>the power to commit any crime and get away with it
but youre autistic
you're a nigger
Kek
Power of having an orgasm at will
A group of sweaty furfags constantly follow you to go into transformation, if they see you they will mercilessly rape you.
Can instantly use any midivil era weapon upon touching said weapon.
You have to fuck the animal first, you wanna shape shift to
Only works at home, alone
the more crimes you commit the more sensitive you become, making your conscience heavier and heavier with guilt, to the point where you kill yourself for the monster you believe you became.
>not needing sleep, i.e. not experiencing the negative effects of not sleeping
>most people on Sup Forums do that already
>pls nerf moar.
That's usually how it always happens anyway.
everytime you do it theres someone recording it and uploading it to where people you know see it
But you're a 12 year old who just found out how to fap.
>The power to telepathy with lower animals.
>Power to alter sexual orientation at will.
You always injure yourself in some way when using it
No weapons exists of that era
Chef Gordon Ramsay will always show up to yell at you mercilessly. Proper insult you, your food and everything in your life and he will continue to do this while the food is uneaten.
Yeah... totally forgot about it.
you become paralysed completely,
>flame resistant
>You can only use it on animals who are closer to sea level than you are.
>lower animals
>see what I did there
Become infertile
underrate
you're bisexual anyway
but you get raped by daddy each time you change orientation.
,I'll still take it.
water intolerant
Magically size-altering penis
kek
>understand and speak every language
>can impregnate any woman by just looking at them
your penis is where your nose is and vice versa
You're deaf
have to pay child support
Have to pay child support for every one.
you can't get hard, even with viagra
Get accused of stare rape everytime
THAT JUST GIVES ME THE POWER TO SUCK MYSELF OFF AS WELL!
>i fucking LOVE this super power!
Your tongue shrinks every time you speak another language, gradually making you harder and harder to understand
in sync Sup Forumsro
temperature sensitive to the point where you get mad from pain if temparature changes only 2 degrees celsius over the course of an hour
>i can understand landau lifschitz physics books
Nerf, or nothing. *jumps over block
Paralysed
The power to know exactly what the outcome of a certain situation will be after a 1 minute meditation.
you're blind
I know right? Fuckin' on point.
what do you think i am, stephen hawking ?