ITT: we nerf each-other's superpowers

ITT: we nerf each-other's superpowers

>immortality

you're in a permanent coma.

>super speed

But now ur a Paraplegic

But only after you kill
>INVISIBILITY

You literally cannot die, u will live to see everthing the very collapse of the universe in a billion years. Also you go insane.

time speeds up by the same amount you do

only when you're alone in a room

Kek

You stay invisible/if you fap you invisiblity gone

>control time

telekinesis, how do you nerf that?

kek
>telekinesis

But you have autism

You cant look at the object, so you dont know where it is.

You have super speed, but its always turned on and every second in Regular Time feels like 1000 years in ur superspeed time.

>>Can read women's minds

The amount of tiredness you get if you bring the shit to you is the same when you use telekinesis

if you stop time, you are frozen too
>super strength

have to ask for permission

But you can only use it to project gay thoughts.

You are trapped in outer space in only a space suit and the closes planet is 10 lightyears away.

only works while sleeping

>x-ray vision

it doesnt work

God

cant turn on/off, and see through everything, through the entire planet and the pure nothingness of space

You're schitzo

everyone is atheist

You have the muscle to lift it, but ur skeleton can't support the weight and is crushed.

People fail to see that immortality isn't that much of a super power though because infinity years is a damn long time. Waiting for eternity isn't something you can hope to comprehend. Sure, you'd have some time for some years, but then earth gets wiped out and you sit in space alone for a couple of million years, just to realize that no matter what you do - you cannot die. You will become completely inhumane at some point.

Only when you work as tsa.

>>No one cares what you rant

Ok my super power is being Donald Trump

Pic related

you get assassinated by antifa

you have a vagina and can't stop grabbing it

It only seems like you're in control.

FBI cums in your butt for being a russian cuck

you severely dissapoint your supporters

>The superpower to make everyone in a radius of a mile do a perfect choreography of "we are number one" with instruments, dancing and costumes each time you say "we are number one".

being immortal means that you will have to sit through the entire heat death of the universe and more. first you will see all your loved ones die. then all of humanity will crumble leaving you alone to watch everything slowly turn into nothing in this time you will go insane from the lack of social interaction and you will have become completely numb to anything from all the pain you have experienced. when the final stars and black holes perish you will wish you were dead when you are floating through the empty void unable to move see hear or smell anything.

>mfw OP creates the worst super power.

>the power to control others thoughts

pwned.

everyone thinks you're a faggot

lol

you join in and can never stop until you die of exhaution, dehydration or both
>the ability to teleport anything anywhere

Teleporting only works when you're taking a shit.

can only make them think about fucking you up to the point where they actually do it

kys

kek

>the power of flight

every time you do it it feels like some one kicked you in the nuts
>shape shifting to any animal

>the power to transform in to anything

you can't come back down

That also traps everyone in that 1 mile radius because it's said again during the song. With good indurance you could create a kill zone of 1 mile (while of course having to die aswell).

>The power to cook any recipe while still lacking one ingredient producing the complete meal.

can't turn back

but you never know what is teleported along with i. also the matter can fuse with the objects that are teleported with it in a random way.

>i have the power to tell you faggots that you only counter the superpowers but dont intelligently and interestingly build on them.
>not i will use my power

you are lame faggots.

>cant cope with me

it tastes like shit

The only Animal you can turn in is a nigger

you keep the iq of the least intelligent animal you transform into, permanently

>the power to commit any crime and get away with it

but youre autistic

you're a nigger

Kek

Power of having an orgasm at will

A group of sweaty furfags constantly follow you to go into transformation, if they see you they will mercilessly rape you.

Can instantly use any midivil era weapon upon touching said weapon.

You have to fuck the animal first, you wanna shape shift to

Only works at home, alone

the more crimes you commit the more sensitive you become, making your conscience heavier and heavier with guilt, to the point where you kill yourself for the monster you believe you became.
>not needing sleep, i.e. not experiencing the negative effects of not sleeping

>most people on Sup Forums do that already
>pls nerf moar.

That's usually how it always happens anyway.

everytime you do it theres someone recording it and uploading it to where people you know see it

But you're a 12 year old who just found out how to fap.
>The power to telepathy with lower animals.

>Power to alter sexual orientation at will.

You always injure yourself in some way when using it

No weapons exists of that era

Chef Gordon Ramsay will always show up to yell at you mercilessly. Proper insult you, your food and everything in your life and he will continue to do this while the food is uneaten.

Yeah... totally forgot about it.

you become paralysed completely,
>flame resistant

>You can only use it on animals who are closer to sea level than you are.
>lower animals
>see what I did there

Become infertile

underrate

you're bisexual anyway

but you get raped by daddy each time you change orientation.

,I'll still take it.

water intolerant

Magically size-altering penis

kek
>understand and speak every language

>can impregnate any woman by just looking at them

your penis is where your nose is and vice versa

You're deaf

have to pay child support

Have to pay child support for every one.

you can't get hard, even with viagra

Get accused of stare rape everytime

THAT JUST GIVES ME THE POWER TO SUCK MYSELF OFF AS WELL!
>i fucking LOVE this super power!

Your tongue shrinks every time you speak another language, gradually making you harder and harder to understand

in sync Sup Forumsro

temperature sensitive to the point where you get mad from pain if temparature changes only 2 degrees celsius over the course of an hour

>i can understand landau lifschitz physics books

Nerf, or nothing. *jumps over block

Paralysed

The power to know exactly what the outcome of a certain situation will be after a 1 minute meditation.

you're blind

I know right? Fuckin' on point.

what do you think i am, stephen hawking ?