Sup Forumsrothers, I need help

Sup Forumsrothers, I need help.

My girlfriend is nice, caring and an amazing person in general, but I have two big problems with her.

1. She is flat as a board. I really like big boobs and this is quite the problem for me. Problem is that when we are having sex and she's lying on her back, she is completely flat. When we're doing it like that, I feel like I'm fucking some guy and once, I even lost my erection from it, but said some fake shit like being tired or something like that.

2. She does not like sucking dick, which also is a problem for me. My ex was a cockhungry monster, who would suck my dick at least once a day and she loved it so much, she would orgasm from it. This one is not a big fan of the art of oral stimulation.

We have been together with her for years and I told myself that with time I will get used to this, but it just becomes worse.

Please, give me some advice about foods, pills, anything that can make her tits bigger and anything that can make her suck dick, at least, regularly.

>inb4 Nudez (I do not have any)

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Getting your dick sucked is shit anyways. Sticking it in her bare is 100x better.

It is nice and she doesn't mind bareback, but just like with tits, I am a fan of blowjobs too.

birth control pills makes her boobs slightly bigger

she either weird and don't like giving oral or she just doesn't like giving oral to YOU, but loved giving it to Jamal, Dashawn & Cory.

I heard birth control hormone pills makes girl's tits grow. You could also have her work on getting a nice ass to make up for the lack of tits.

You should just dump her if ur not happy, maybe pay her a surgery to make boobs bigger, i dumped my ex because she had no ass

I am blessed with living in a country with no niggers

Never settle. If she's not willing to do whatever it takes to make you happy, she's not worth the trouble. You're just gonna get depressed and stuck in a relationship you hate. There are plenty of big chested girls out there that are faithful, would suck your dick for hours on end and let you fuck them in the ass just cause you call them pretty and take good care of them. Get you one of those

Fake boobs are worse than no boobs.
I know I am being spoiled, but I am just picky like that.

When it comes to the girl herself, she is quite amazing, but these two things do not stop bothering me.

Good words of encouragement, thank you, user

well user, you need to either accept your "love" for who she is or discard that for your selfish desires and risk it with someone else. it's really up to you.

But seriously if she's not a fan of sucking dick you need to tie that bitch up and use her face like a flesh light. A forced blowjob is better than no blowjob.

Well, in the end it will come to that, but still, it is good to get some advice and try my chances before calling it quits.

>who would suck my dick at least once a day and she loved it so much, she would orgasm from it.

Um, apparently she was a good actor and you're a little naive.

1. You're clearly very immature and superficial. This should get better with age, although it's not guaranteed.

2. See 1.

In short; grow up kid.

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>My girlfriend
lying faggot. your story sure fell apart quickly.

>My girlfriend is nice, caring....
>She does not like sucking dick
Here's a little secret: if she isn't willing to do something she's not that into for you, she's not worth keeping. Even if she doesn't like doing it, she should still be willing to do it to make you happy. Many women out there will suck your dick even if they hate it purely because it makes you happy.

ON POINT.
If you get pleasure out of it, the girl should enjoy it too. Girls don't like sucking dick because it fells good in heir mouth, they like it because they know it makes men feel good.

This

Big boobs are great but get fit together. It improves everything. No dick sucking is meh but long term relationship it won't matter anyways...

Not OP, but blowjobs are still better than having a mental image of fucking a boy because your gf has no tits.

IF you're gf has no tits you need to stop fucking around and make her dress like a little girl

Good to know, thanks, user

We have been together for three years, it is still not meh for me, because I simply enjoy it that much.
Even back in the old days, when I was getting it on a daily basis I would get excited like a donkey in a mercedes when it was happy time.

I am OP, and I thank you for showing a little courtesy towards a Sup Forumsrother

This is actually a good advice.
We tried roleplay a few times, but she's too shy to pull it off. Still, if she agrees to this one, I will get ma patience on 100% just to make it work.

Is there anyone else, to share some boob enlargement/make her suck my dick more often advice?

I will self-bump to protect it from disappearing.

Come on, anons, especially the ones who have long-term relationships or even marriage, help me find balance between tits and head in life

If you're not in love just end it. You're hurting both her and yourself.

i have a gf for a year and she loves to suck my dick. she gets all wet doing that too. feels good when she puts all in her mouth but she cant do that for long. not good enough to make me cum. she has b cups but she lets me go in raw and i cum on her belly.

fuck her insecurity though. always wants her way or else bullshiet. im just trying to get more bro times.

if it really bothers u just break it up. tell her u dont love her and ur feelings for her have changed. then never call again.

do whatever makes u happy. break up with her and try someone with tits and if that dont work out. get back with her.

i just go to massage parlors once a month. they have ladies with bolt-ons. keeps me sane.

but also u should appreciate all the ladies of the world. tits or no tits. why u treating her like shit u asshole. why did u even get with her?

Open wallet... Pay for 500cc implants (34ddd...) Win.

Dude, we're pretty chill together, just these things bother me, I thought it would pass, but it hasn't for the past three years. Everything else is awesome, but just this does not stop bothering me.

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Meanwhile i'm the opposite. My girlfriend will go out of her way sometimes to give me a blowjob, even if it isn't for long. That and she has D sized tits

However she's sensitive as fucking shit and acts like a child

well sir, give it some time. a week or a month. and if u really need to. u should break up with her. u dont want to marry someone u regret. the first question u should ask urself is "can u picture urself married to her?" imagine that since u have 3 years exp with her...

thank you for pointing it out.
I was wondering how to do it.

Yeah but then you just say stop actin like a spoiled brat and fuck her face.

Lucky bastards, lucky, lucky bastard

Because blowjobs will definately not create a mental image of getting your dick sucked by a guy?

I think all you really need for a good blow Job is a pretty face.

She could have the prettiest face in the world and still not suck dick well. Technique is more important than looks. If she's ugly, just close your eyes.

I honestly think pussy feels better than head. But, I enjoy blowjobs more because of the idea of it. The fact she's gagging herself just to pleasure me. The way their eyes look when they look at you, how their faces scrunch up when they're choking. I start off with a blow job to get me going, then pound away.

Skinny girls usually have nice assess, post pics of her ass.

Does she like anal?

Move on OP. She's not for you.

Asking the important questions here

>She is flat as a board.
seriously? have her wear a push up bra or ride you so you take advantage of gravity. it is your biological imperative to fuck the shit out of her.

>She does not like sucking dick
make it taste like something she enjoys, whipped cream, peanut butter, chocolate and tell her your making a huge sacrifice fucking her no titty ass.

No woman comes from throating your mangy piel, it is called acting likely because youre a shallow fake fuck and she sucked you off rather than have you rutting on her.
I can tell you the outcome your svelte attractive gf is going to leave you the second someone decent so much as nods at her. Doesnt matter if youre in a band or not, you are still are faggot with npd and a below average piel.
tldr kys rby

>foods, pills, anything that can make her tits bigger

Obviously the post of someone who wants to fuck her. do you to school with her too? op is too much of a fag and she needs an unselfish lover.

My girlfriend was not into bjs when we were first together but after a couple years she got used to it and now she loves it will just go down on me without warning if we are watching TV and she's horny

would she go down on you in a theater?

Here, Ive got the answer.

Fucking be lucky. Most anons don't have gfs.

probably not in a theater. Wouldnt really want to anyway. I just want to enjoy the movie. we can fuck later.

No they don't, that's a myth

either its a coincidence but my girlfriend used to be flat but she got pretty busty after bc pills. either that or she was a realllly late bloomer

Birth control will make their tits bigger, but they'll also gain weight everywhere else.

I'll take her off your hands since you're too much of a little bitch to seduce in knob gobbling and bitching about some little boobies.they look tasty in this pic...maybe you are gay and that's why you see a man while banging a fine ass beezy?

>Guys I love my girlfriend but
>Her body
>The sex (her body)
Hoo boy op sounds like she's your real soul mate mmhm bet there's no one else out there for you no sirree
Dump her and hire a prositute. You clearly don't give a fuck if you're coming to other anons for help on dealing with your girlfriend's body

this is fine if your gf is currently skeletor

Noone will ever be perfect. You have to let some shit go.

>A forced blowjob is better than no blowjob.

A forced blowjob is better than a blowjob.

Dude look at your bitch ass 3$ tv.
You are lucky that she didnt already left u

>orgasm from sucking dick
Lol nigga that bitch was lying.

Ha!I was just about to say that!fucking op small TV and small tit gf!

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You right tho

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Dumb illiterate summerfags.

... and most of the time they really suck at it. A good BJ comes from a girl who likes to do it.

Nah a good BJ comes with practice.

Those are two of the dumbest problems to have with a girlfriend dude. Firstly, not sure how old you (or she) is, but if you're young, i.e., 25 or younger, her boobs will grow. Especially if you drive home the issue and she develops a goddamn eating disorder, more than just her boobs will get bigger. Women are already sensitive about their bodies, don't give her a fuckin complex due to your expectation that all women should look and fuck like pornstars. Ditto on her lack of desire to blow you. Most women don't really get into sucking cock until they hit their 30s. Younger women who like sucking cocks are fuckin sluts who've been sucking cocks since puberty. You don't really want that, do you? Honestly, until they've been in relationships developing solid techniques, most younger women suck at giving head. You have to take charge in the bedroom and teach her how to please you. One way to do that is instead of kissing and the normal foreplay before you just stick your dick in her, just eat her pussy like it's a goddamn plate of grandmas spaghetti and meatballs for a good hour. Forgo your pleasure and concentrate on hers until she leaves a fuckin puddle of pussy juice in the bed. I mean, leave her so sensitive that any touch will make her twitch. Then look at her, the wet pile of estrogen soaked mess she is, and tell her that's what a blowjob feels like to you. Do that a few times, teach her that not all sex has to be intercourse exclusive, that pleasing is its own pleasure, and let her develop a desire to drain your balls into her throat. If that's what she wants. I think you'll find that once you stop obligating her, and show her that it can be a part of a healthy sexual experience, she might like it. No dude would enjoy a chick who comes home and orders you to eat her stank ass pussy she's been sitting on at work all fucking day just because that's what she likes. So don't expect her to do that for you. Wtf is wrong with you? Be happy you have a woman.

That's good and all but it would be much easier to shove your cock down her throats until she pukes

1) how old is she? Is there a chance these will come in?

2) I have more to say for this one. Here's the thing; I love eating pussy. I don't really care for the way pussy tastes. I don't really get anything out of it, my mouth can't have an orgasm. I love eating pussy because it's fun and the wife loves it. I have had partners where the pussy doesn't smell great, or the lips are roast beef, but I've never complained or cared, I eat that shit. Because, half of her getting off is seeing how much I'm into it, and how much I love to turn her on.

I've, in the past, turned it around on girlfriends who wouldn't put out. It got them thinking about things a bit different. 'You don't like giving head? Well, I don't really get anything out of going down on you, and outside of how it makes you feel, I don't really care for it either. So, I guess I'm done going down on you then.'

The point is, she sounds pretty immature. It's likely that she's never thought about it that way if she's young enough, or just selfish if she's a bit more mature. Hard to say, but I can say that the biggest reason I'm into eating pussy is because my wife loves it. If you're the same, then your'e doing something for her simply because she loves it, and you've never had to be asked, and you've never made her feel bad for wanting it. Just some food for thought from someone who's been right where you are.

Not either of these anons

I would say that a willingness to practice only comes out of a desire to be better, and that usually stems from enjoyment of the task. Where that enjoyment is derived is irrelevant in the case, but I agree with the first user:

>A good BJ comes from a girl who likes to do it.

If a girl isn't into it, I'm fucking done. A girl can be bad a giving head but be really into it, and I'll still get there. I'd say the most critical component is them being into it. Out of that will come experience and technique.

OP you're a shallow faggot. Leave her so she can find someone better and you can cunt-inue your fucking miserable life.

I can live a flat chest, but she's gotta love gobbling the goo. Not up for discussion. Move on.

also careful what you wish for. at the beginning of my relationship with my gf she had small tits and I wished they were bigger. now she has considerable tits and Im now into flat chests so...

Beat her. Fucking bitch.

once you are settled with your life you realize a wife is someone you enjoy spending time with. looks dont matter as much. she doesnt have to be a perfect 10. thats what porn and your hand is for.

Then is explain to the doctor why she has a concussion