Ask a femboy who has fucked all of his roommates when they were drunk anything. (Separately...

Ask a femboy who has fucked all of his roommates when they were drunk anything. (Separately. None of them know the others got it too)

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why?

did the balls touch?

Because sex feels good and sex with drunk straight guys feels even better and sex with drunk straight guys you live with that walk around acting like it never happened feels even better.

Can we make this a g fur thread while we're asking you bullshit questions.

i agree with this guy

Okay.
No. That's surprisingly hard to do unless reverse cowgirling but even then you need some dangly ass balls.

How did you become roommates? Are you college students?

Yea. 5 guys including me. One of them I only blew tho.

Stupid fucking Fur Fags GTFO

How do you clean out your asshole before sex?

greentext story?

Are you a qt?

Can you fuck and sissify me?

How many roommates? Also are any of them gay or bi?

Post ass

I eat well so I have clean poops. If I don't feel like I have to go then there's no problem. I just finger myself with lotion before so it smells nice and that's that.
You want me to greentext four different stories? Or what?

Do you go to art school

who is your favorite gfur """"artist""""

yes
4 different

UK?

show penis

Define "eating well".

I think so.
No.Already answered that and only one said they were bi.
Maybe later
Yes. Obviously.

do you still tease them?

Do all four if you want to, or just greentext the best one. I don't mind

Would you let me blow you, if given the chance?

Think we need a fucking ticket line, before OP drowns in questions.

How feminine are you? I need the deets. A man's gotta fap.

Anal I assume? Did you use a condom? If not, did you let them cum inside? Did you get off? Did you have to initiate or did they come on to you?

TEACH ME MASTER

tbh I want to do this now when I go to college

Tokifuji and powfooo make the best comics
No.
No junk food. Fiber and veggies.
That's literally all I do hanging around the house. I basically have nothing better to do with my time and it's fun. They would always play it as me being gay af but now it's funnier because they all have the same secret. I don't really want to do any of them again tho. I want a real boyfriend now.
Okay.

bump

Who should I vote for in the UK General Election?

Conservative, labor is full of idiots

Did this thread die?

Monster Raving Loony Party is the only logical answer.

If you give a shit about your online privacy at all don't vote tory.

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If you know they'll bite its 100% worth.
Always condom. Sorry if that ruins your fantasy. First one initiated.
If I wore make up and a dress I'd pass for a girl with short hair. But I don't do that, girls are gross.
I guess. Doesn't sound as fun as fucking.
So the first roommate I did...
>party at house
>everyone's drunk
>playing smash in back room
>ness main obvi
>getting wrecked
>I basically play just to be flirty and act cute
>roommate babbling and yelling
>acting like an ape
>in his rolling and talking at some point he leans into me and says "would you kiss a guy?"
>he goes right back to being stupid so I'm not even sure he knows what he said
>he knows I'm gay so I know what he meant was "would you kiss me?"
>he bumps into me and shit all night
>complaining about how he needs to fuck all night
>yelling it and shit
>kind of annoying
>obviously he wants to fuck me
>go up to him and ask if he wants to play smash again
>he calms down and is immediately like "yes"
>go to back room.
>I go to lock the door and he presses into me trying to kiss me
>he smells like shit but yea Ive been fantasizing about fucking my roommates so I don't even think about it
>I'm drunk too so it just happens without any teasing or forplay or anything
>turn around and press into him
>he pulls down my pants
>tell him to get a condom
>he's breathing like a dog
>pretty sure his tongue was hanging out
>yes I keep lube on me
>the second he gets the condom on he's trying to put it in
>don't really see how big he is but he was kinda small
>I struggle to get the lube on my butt while he's mashing around back there like a monkey with puzzle blocks
>grab his cock and guide him in
>for like a minute he keeps slipping out trying to get all the way in
>this doesn't even feel good but its so hot that it's my roommate I'm very hard and jacking off into the door
>he finally starts fucking me
>yells and cums in about 10 seconds
>falls in my chair and passes out

Accidentally deleted my G/Fur Folder need a new one

ALSO BUMP

Wait OP, do they know you're gay?

Shameful display by roomie #1

>I finish jerking off looking at him lying there and the cum condom
>cum in the bathroom
>put a blanket on him and go outside
>feel amazing and sexy the whole rest of the night.
>the next day he never made any indication to what happened, still hasn't mentioned it. He woke up wearing a cum filled condom and he didn't brag about getting laid so he must know.
>other roommates were similar except I had to seduce them and they were a lot more sober so they definitely remember.

Yes

>slut wants a real boyfriend even though he's used goods
I'll hold out for my virgin femboy tbh

moar?

Good story. Mind telling us about the roommate that was hardest to seduce? This is sort of my fetish.

Why do you think they tried dude butt with you?

>tfw want to reach trap aesthetics
>tfw overweight
>tfw even if I lost weight I'd still have the build of a bara linebacker cause of my bone structure
Life is suffering, but at least the singularity approaches.

can your room mates be considered gay for ass fucking you now?

The roommate I only blew took the longest. I would always be like "if you do this I'll suck your dick" or "if this happens I'll give you a blowjob" and stuff like that. Even in non jokey situations I would basically offer. He would always laugh it off. One time we were at the theaters and I touched his thigh and he hit me away, after I asked if he would ever do anything with a guy and he did the whole "look, user, blah blah blah" (I tell him I call this denial). One day we were drinking again and he went up to his room to study and I just went up looking as cute and girly as I could and went in his room and closed the door. He was like what and I just stood there for a minute, then just went to him and crouched at his chair and started undoing his pants, shushed him when he started to talk, and started playing with him. He seemed incredibly uncomfortable and didn't get hard for about 5 minutes. But I didn't stop and eventually he was closing his eyes just looking up at the ceiling and he sprung up in my mouth. He came a fuckin shit ton it was the hardest time I ever had trying to swallow. He didn't say anything and just pulled his pants up again. I stood and turned and shook my hips asking if he wanted to do more and he just flatly said no and turned around. I felt kind of bad he really seemed uneasy about it but I know he loved it deep down (again, I call this denial).

See Balls didn't touch

Fucking hot. Thanks for the story.

That's rape user

^this
Proof that girls can rape men aswell.

user rapes a guy

well thats pretty fucked up man

there's no girls on Sup Forums

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what the fuck man

Wasnt expecting this thread to be as sexy as it is op is good here

Kek, i knew someone in the same position when I was going to school in Savannah.

Tybee island specifically.

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oh fugg off :DDDD

nice feet

Nice feet

Is OP still here?

OP still hasn't posted ass...

Yea.
Doesn't matter had sex. (He could have stopped me you know.)

youtube.com/watch?v=zoKMmVsU3CU

I need moar of this character.

Mindless drones

Mercy by suelix

Are you ever going to let any of them know that you fucked the others

And it feels so good to be one

seems like a "let's just get this over with, then maybe he'll stop" kinda deal.

those kind of threads make my willy hard am i gay?

What character is this?

Picture of your ass?

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Something change between you and your roommates? You've got better or worse relations with them?

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yo someone post the unedited version of this

>it wasnt rape because he showed restraint in not beating my ass

SHOW US A PICTURE OF YOURSELF

Y'all just feeding some neckbeard furry with a vivid imagination all the attention he desires. Story's fake as shit.

If people want to believe they will believe.

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>claims to e a femboy but no selfie and timestamp to prove it

c'mon op, give us something to chew on at least

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I need a roommate. You looking?

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How hard is it to get a guy to fuck you in the ass in college

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>yes I do my nails sometimes.
>yes I die my hair
>yes I use tumblr
F u all

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