Dubs decides
Dubs decides
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Cool shades. Wanna fuck?
you down with double penetration?
Those sum dsl's if ive ever seen them, how much?
Arianna Grande planted the bomb
i have full blown aids. do you require a condom for us to get to know each other?
Not so fast Morty, you heard your mom. We've got adventures to go on Morty. Just you and me. And sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom but never your dad. You wanna know why Morty? Because he crossed me. Oh it gets darker Morty. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that's different, no more dad Morty. He threatened to turn me in to the government. So I made him and the government go away. I've replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mom wouldn't have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you. I just took over the family Morty and if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I'll deny it. And they'll take my side because I'm a hero Morty. And now you're gonna go and do whatever I say Morty. Forever. And I'll go out and I'll find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce Morty. Because that's what this is all about Morty. That's my one-arm man. I'm not driven by avenging my dead family Morty. That was fake. I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce Morty. That's my series arc Morty. If it takes nine seasons. I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce Morty. That's what's going to take us all the way to the end Morty. Season nine more seasons Morty. Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce. For ninety-seven more years Morty. I want that McNugget sauce Morty.
get
If u want to us my pic as reference for racist shit to say
winrar
maybe he will say "get" next
Checked
Chhhhhheckted
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this thread
Probs not gonna respond good job thread
yah like jazz
thanks op, youre great and im sure youll still get laid. bitches love rick
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send her this link to a 13 second youtube video of the peppa pig intro song with all the oink noises replaced by farts
youtube.com
ask her if she's ever been with someone autistic before
Nah I'm brown and ugly. I've had tinder for a week and only have 7 matches so far
shit trips... you have to do it now
devils trips, nugger
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i will forever remember that time op wasnt a faggot
Tell her she's wearing some pretty autistic sunglasses, so you figured she might be
Is your autism similar to that of Rain Man or Temple Grandin?
quints get
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get thread?
yes
never mind
realizing all of the 44's and 88's are me
tell her if you had to guess she's either thinking "woah, random much?" to herself right now, or talking herself through one of her worst autistic squeaking fits in years
Legitimately apologize for acting like a downy and ask her if she'd like to go out to a nice dinner with you.
This thread is retarded
dick pic
says the retard
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check. DELIVER OP
I'm 17, it would be cp man
>17
MODS
the fuck are you doing here then... you underage faggot
dubs get
Trying to get laid, then got bored so came here, cmon I'm not the only underage person here lol
get
and you are asking /b for help? this place will get you arrested, not laid
Unlucky bro, watch how I do it
Dubs get
Not asking b for help just messing around because it's fun
GET thread confirmed
Singles get
Dubs get
Let's swap
Are you joking? I'd fuck you
Dubs get to fuck the brown guy
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