H-Hey Anonymous!

H-Hey Anonymous!

It's t-that time again.

>D-do you need a friend?
I guess, hello Alice

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Would a waifu be ok if I called her mommy while ramming her ass?

Talk to me.

Show me your cunt you slut.

oh look the stuttering attention whore

AGAIN

sage

Who the fuck are you and what are you doing here?

H-Hello Anonymous~! How are you t-today?

Because I love you one m-more

Anonymous...

Can tell me where the gspot is?

I've b-been here for 6+ years. T-Try harder newfriend

Good I suppose, thanks for asking

Jesus Christ you're a fag.

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fuck off useless attention whore twat. go die in a fire bitch. tits or gtfo cunt

Fuck off nigger newfag

I have been here just as long, and I have never seen your threads. Youre not that same stutter fag from celeb threads, are you?

found the desperate and thirsty white knight beta simp neckbeard faggot

Fag

Would you consider yourself nice?
>If yes, best you can do is GTFO

My boss was a cunt and unreasonably threatened me with pay deductions and getting fired. So I reported him to the union and to the boss above him again. Now a fuckton of gears are in motion and I'm worried I made the wrong the decision. The old idiot probably won't get another job and will have to take early retirement, as well as living in disgrace for getting fired.

How do I not feel bad about this?

Do you have a Snapchat, user?

Welcome back, Alice!

Reported for being a useless cum guzzling shit stain. Downvote.

Yes it is chikin45

But you like new friends? Dont you?

I,m using Sup Forums since 2011 and i still fell like a newfag.

Let's derail this shit.

Is this the right answer Sup Forums?

Y-You're welcome.

T-thank you very much for your support~!

You m-made the right choice.

No.

Thank you

What's the tea today?

Women shouldnt be teachers

>she

Sounds like he deserved it.

Also, logged.

N-no tea, just general advice before my s-stream

unzip the zips

You have a switch :o

Your awnser or from the teacher?

So alice tell us something cool about you

>desperate
no
>thirsty
I'll give you that one even though its online and no one will ever get alices nudes.
>white
This is true.
>Knight
I wish i were a crusader so I could kill more mudslimes.
>simp
I have no idea what that is?
>neckbeard
I shave daily, no facial hair for me user!
>faggot
Straight as a hard throbbing erection!

Each time you cut a board, it becomes a new board. You cut one board, you have 2 boards. There is no answer because you can't cut a board into pieces, only into new boards.

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N-No. Just a WiiU among other consoles

W-why the fu-fuck are y-ou t-talking like t-this.

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wow I can't believe all the hate your getting op. What a bunch of disconnected losers making fun of a girl when they are down on they luck.

op do me a favor and ignore all these idiots and don't accept any adds because it most likely won't end well. They are just sad maggot dicked autists that don't know how to even start up a convo with a person let alone a girl (a smexy one tho lol xD)

here add my skype (hitman90001) we can talk about life, games whatever you want and hell you can even use my shoulder to cry on if you feel like it. I been there and it gets better.

oh also idk if you play overwatch but I have an extra copy of origins and I can always use more people to play with lol, don't worry it's not a hard game I can help you out im a pretty high rank (gold sr)

anyways add me on skype (hitman90001) pls thank you

muah xoxoxo

bump for my fav waifu

Can i have your Nintendo Switch Friend code?

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Ok fucktard.
10/2 = 5, so it's 5 minutes per half.
Don't pay attention to the words, pay attention to the numbers.
5 * 3 = 15.

Neither are mine, I just saved the pic.

What's your answer?

Mine is

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show vagina

Wanna play mariokart together?

Hi alice! Could you make a vocaroo message saying "I love you user."?

18 nigga

hey until what age do you think is it ok to be virgin in the eyes of society, and when does it begin to be so late that you cant lose the v-card ?

Ah, there he is, the white knight..

ALICE IS A TUMBLR TOOL! I'm going full tinfoil hat here anons but hear me out. How could Tumblr convince anons to be accepting of "mental illness" trans, traps, otherkin etc. The answer, a kinda cute and lovely trap. When men are aroused ideas that were normally repulsive to them become perfectly acceptable. How can you hate traps/trannies when you've spent your nights shitchatting with them? You can't. Tumblr is cucking us with their mentally ill whores and newfags are falling for it for years. This must stop so we can uncuck Sup Forums don't post in trap threads! shitspam hate every alice threat till image/bump limit. We can do it anons but we need your help

Hello, my love.

This guy gets it

get a life Sup Forums fag

It's a fucking meme you faggot.

I've made several in the p-past like that, I'll see if I can find one h-here, if I can't, stop by my stream. I always tell my viewers I l-love them.

T-thank you

How do i cope with my social phobia?

X Y X Y X Y
Y
X
Y
X
Y

This fag gets it^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Thanks user you just opend my eyes.

How can I control my OCD? I have a fear of germs, and it's impacting my life to the point where I no longer go outside, to stores, or anywhere.

I think it's 7.5

5 mins to cut 1 into 2, that second piece is smaller so it should be faster to cut. 5/2=2.5

I need a quick rundown.

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Don't go outside.

why do you wear the same thing every time you do a timestamp

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Nice fashion sense Alice! looks like something a crossdresser faggot with no sense of fashion would order online for the first time = ) Am i on to something here? = )

Here is where I can be r-reached after this thread. I'm s-sorry it's so short today. I'm finishing up setting my stream up

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what r they called again ?

I want to take a hyphen shaped piece of rope and choke this bitch to death.

But how do i get food and stay healthy then?

You stupid whore, I'm coming rape you right now. Prepare for an anal devastation that makes Hiroshima look like a fucking joke. Going to smash your ass so hard you get pregnant from a butt fucking that makes you forget how to do math. I'll fix your slurring speech with the end of my dick kissing your throat from your asshole. You dumb bitch, I'll cum in your cup of tea and when you go to drink it I'll just smash you in the face with it, flip you over and start turning your ass inside out with my dick. You dumb bitch, GOD DAMNIT I JUST WANT TO FUCK YOUR DUMB ASS WHILE YOU MAKE THOSE STUPID NOISES THAT COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.

My dick is diamonds right now, I'm coming to prepare a cream pie that would make Gordon Ramsay blush like a school girl.

Because she (he) is a fag

No it's 15

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I'm depressed Alice. My job cut my hours because I start school, but I need that job to pay for my fees in the fall. I don't have a car because it broke down last November, so it's been a pain in the ass looking for jobs (even retail/fast food). I'm also about 5 years older than the average college student, so I think that adds to the stigma of me trying to get a minimum wage job. I'm just trying to save up for a car before I graduate so that I can actually get a decent job with my degree. Do you have any advice?

STFU you piece of shit trap faggot, go back to tumblr

tbh Alice has been here a long ass time and she deserves any newfags respect. I am not the biggest fan of her advice, but she is a decent person and deserves your respect. 99/100 threads on B are shit and nasty so if you can't deal with 1 decent conversation on this board of shit posting and crappy reused porn and YLYL posts then gtfo.

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Hey. Hope I get an answer this time :o
I have a weird fetish and I'm one of the biggest weeaboos, where should I search for a girlfriend?

How? Show your work user

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Fucking lazy faggot

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how many x chromosomes do you have

TL;DR: im a gay, mentally ill faggot

its funny you think that thing is a she