Linking to a source for streams in the opening post (OP) gets the thread deleted doesn't it?
James Peterson
>he does it for free
Ryder White
If Schaub were still competing would he be considered the Connor McGregor of the heavyweight division?
Owen Collins
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Benjamin Garcia
he would to the heavyweight division what conor mcgregor is to the heavyweight division
Eli Murphy
>tfw when i can out-overhead press everybody here
Charles Perry
I'd fight both of you, slip your first haymaker with ease because you're overzealous and looking for the KO, which was clearly evident based on your body language and mewvement, then I immediately counter with a left uppercut right elbow hook to the nose combo, step in for a hard judo toss but instead of tossing, I do a quick capoeira handstand and donkey kick you square in the nuts, now you're reeling in pain and I turn to face the other guy, but he's not even ready to go because he's worried about what I'm capable of doing because he just saw me kick you in the nuts, he goes to square up but I throw a lightning fast straight fingered jab to the eyes, causing him to immediately recoil and cover his face with both hands, which, you guessed it, leaves his groin unprotected, and of course I capitalize, quickly sliding to my knees like I just scored a goal in soccer, and ripping a Mendes-esque right uppercut square to the bottom of the scrotum, crushing both testes between my hard uppercut and the pelvic bone, at which point I turn around and quickly crack you with an oblique kick but it lands directly on the front of your throat and now you can't breathe, so I ensure that my rear foot is placed directly on top of your testicles, but the second guy is beginning to get up, covering his balls and his eyes, so I wind up and put all of my full body torque into a tornado kick, but just as the kick is about to land on the side of his temple and likely kill him, I land gently on my feet, tip m'fedora and walk out of the bar, everyone staring silently with their mouths wide, and just before I walk out into the street I turn and stare directly into your eyes and say fuck u goof, I whip out my phone and I've already got fight pass loaded up, I click on recent additions to fight pass and quickly locate a spicy banger, and it buffers as I step out into the street, everyone knowing that I am, by far, the truest of all fight fans
Henry Adams
he would be considered the Schaub of the heavyweight division because he is completely irrelevant
Isaiah Wilson
>he does it for free
Jonathan Wright
He'd be considered no one cause he wouldn't even be ranked
Adrian Sullivan
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Logan Morales
>I was not born a fighter - I'm litearlly a faggot - Brandon shwab
John Flores
This fight is going to look more like Rousey vs. her previous opponents than Rousey vs. Holm.
Thomas Moore
im more excited by cruz-garbrandt than anything else
Jaxon Martin
There's no link to streams there mate
Josiah Walker
[spoiler]did she get a boner from choking out tate[/spoiler]
Jaxson Stewart
>that mewment forward
That's some CM Punk shit right there.
Gavin Campbell
is this more or less embarrassing than 13 seconds?
James Davis
ronda sucks
Adam Davis
wahhh where am I? save me Bryan Callen, I will suck your dick again
Adrian Russell
>Bolin is Joe Rogan I can habeeb it .
Evan Perry
who is this semen demon?
Nicholas Sullivan
It's my weakest lift. 135lbs for 5 reps max for me :(
Ethan Russell
cruz by decision and nunnes by ko parlay paying $8
yeh boi
Jordan Martin
>charges gallantly towards you
Zachary Walker
it's her comeback fight, what the fuck do you expect
Dominic Lopez
who /bunda/ here?
Gavin Brown
Imagine how sad someone's life must be that they come onto Sup Forums to h8 on another mans success.
There's no links to streams there. Have a nice day.
Juan Davis
This is the only way Ronda can win tonight
Cameron Johnson
>Miesha commenting on her loss on preshow
JUST
She also is getting fat really fast
Brody Scott
>paying $8 nice 2 more bucks and you can get a coffee from aussie starbucks
Nathaniel Long
how heavy are you? i'm trying to get a bodyweight OHP
bw is 200, max ive done so far is like 175
Noah Wright
I dunno, just some slut.
William Baker
>mfw people are underestimating Nunes
Robert Barnes
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Luke Nguyen
who here has UFC 2 on xbox one?
I will literally destroy you
Elijah Reyes
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William Powell
180
Kevin Kelly
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Cameron Sullivan
sure you have buddy
Jaxson King
keked
Angel Barnes
i'm 5'11", 185llbs. I'm a fatass, I know
Parker Nguyen
Same, should be a good fight.
Lincoln Gutierrez
she doesnt even deserve to be estimated honestly. odds are only even close because of the "mentally ruined!" angle
get ready to add one to the webm
Gavin Martin
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Juan Brown
Who team rowdy here?
Aiden Watson
nobody cares about your OHP
I loaded a 220 pound atlas stone today with no tacky or arm cover
William Harris
this acestream thing is cash
where's to see the fight pass prelim?
Charles Jenkins
> yfw
Ronda will not talk to Joe after she loses and just walk out the cage like a little child
Asher Jones
ronda has no ass, we've seen her pancakes in a swimsuit
that dress is padded/designed to high hell
Parker Bell
been here defending her for years, now it's time for payback
Liam Bennett
damn...
Tyler Anderson
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Carson Butler
>where's to see the fight pass prelim?
Fight Pass
Dominic Wilson
Who soon to become pro fighter here?
Cooper Hernandez
yeah because of all places im gonna go on HEEM to lie about lifting accomplishments
sorry ur press sucks bro, blame your gut
Owen Hernandez
WHY IS SHE SO HUMBLE :((((((
Oliver Hughes
i'd let her peg me with a 12 inch strapon, doe sthat count?
Anthony Nguyen
DIESEL
Wyatt Harris
How can I learn to talk cool like Schaub? He's really entertaining and enlightening and I've been watching all his Fighter and the Kid shows and appearences on other podcasts trying to get down all of his memes so I can use them to pick up girls IRL
Jackson King
Had a yuge meal lads, feel a big schaub coming on but don't wanna miss Means vs. Cowboy
Oliver Perez
I shot a sitting half court swish with a 220 pound atlas stone today
Daniel Jones
Win or lose, I'm more interested in if Ronda will talk to Joe or not.
Luis Perez
Ronda left her belt at brazilian olympic judoka's Flavio Canto's dojo which serves as an orphanage for Brazilian slum kids
>mfw ronda suffers multiple concussions this evening and becomes a vegetable for the rest of her life
Zachary Parker
>Linking to reddit in an OP Even moot didn't allow that shit to fly. How far will Sup Forums stoop?
Brandon Perry
still would
Ryan Evans
>random phaggot lies about lifts on Sup Forums >shocking and unheard of
Camden Ortiz
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Gabriel Miller
>poorfags without fightpass
Hunter Kelly
I wonder if Canto help prep Nunes, aren't Brazilians super nationalistic, so Nunes probably got Flavio to train her like how Holmes got people to train her against judo
I always wanted to dabble in judo, but how the fuck do you take falls like that and not have a shitload of injuries in a matter of a few months
Wyatt Thomas
Rolls Royce is not the fastest car in the world , nor the most expensive , but RR is the best Ronda Rousey (RR) is the MMA Rolls Royce Nobody will be able to break her record in her division.... NOBODY
