Hookers/Escorts Prostitutes thread Part 2 (was typing a story when it 404'd)

Hookers/Escorts Prostitutes thread Part 2 (was typing a story when it 404'd)

Share you stories!

I have a bunch of stories if anyone is interested - not exactly hookers, but poor girls that replied to CL and Gumtree ads for a sugardaddy. Here's a sample:

>Be me, 31, recent breakup, move to new city
>Lonely, and horny as fuck
>Can't maintain an erection with condoms so hookers are out
>Have about 20k in the bank for various reasons, depressed and don't give a shit
>Put up ad on Gumtree (like CL) but doens't have a singles section any more
>Get a reply from a 19 year old slam pig, bit chubby, from a really shitty area
>Agree to meet up once a week overnight for £150
>She arrives at my door, cute young face though a bit hard (Glaswegian), size 14 I'd guess, decent enough figure
>Wearing a hat with shitty cheap hair extensions hanging out of it - doesnt take it off when she comes in.
>Cold night so offer a cuppa, make small talk, whatever, ask if she's DTF
>Good to go
>Strip her naked
>Fantastic full tits with really perky eraser sized nipples
>Love handles, but fuckable body
>Finally takes off hat - hair extensions are glued to a mostly bald head like 1 thread of real hair with 1000 threads of extensions.
>Looked bad man
>Whatever.jpg
>Really tiny pussy - like a 3" sliz at host and an innie
>TIGHT as hell (rare for a Glasgow girl)
>Creampied her after 10 minutes in the prone and bone
>Chatted a bit Fucked her 3 more times.
>Fell asleep playing with her big tittles
>Fucked her again in the morning and put her in a cab
>Sheets covered in fake tan and smell like hops
>Kept her for a few weeks tilll I got bored.

Pic related - sneak photo

So after hair extensions I was hooked on sugardaddy scenarios and posted daily ads online, but not too many replies. Eventually I get one:

>Email comes in form "Chloe"
>Says she's really desperate for cash, but has never done anything like this before and is really nervous/sketchy
>Asks if we can meet with no sex, just to see what i'm like
>I figure what the hell
>Sends pic , looks hot
>Arrives, sold 6.5/10, nice figure, dark hair and pretty face, but kinda shit personality that is obvious from the 1st look
>Pour her some wine
>Proceeds to say she needs exactly £350 for rent
>I say I can do £250 right then and there, and we can meet up another time for the same
>she hoes and humms
>Eventually boner wins and I agree to £350 way too much, as I could tell she would be a cold fish
>Can't kiss, keep giving me picks like my grandma
>Undress her, she demands her top/corset thing stay on because she is self conscious about her tits
>Tell her I need to see them, and she eventually agrees, they were meh. small and shapeless
>Nice hips though, but a landing strip and I hate pubes
>Tells me I need to wear a rubber
>I tell her we already talked about that (by email)
>She says no deal
>I get mad, but don't say anything, tell her I dont have any
>She pulls one out
>I take it, pretend to put it on, slip in on my big toe
>Fuck her savagely for about 10 minutes and pull out, pretend to take off condom and jizz all over her stupid top
>She gets a bit pissy, gets up and goes to the bathroom for like 30 minutes
>Says are you sure the condom is ok, I think you came in me
>Say, uhh obvious i didn't come in you. Flick the condom at her
>She apologises
>I ask her for a blowjob
> She does a terrible job if that, and I make her finish me by hand
>She gets up and I say it was nice meeting you etc.
>She says, so maybe we could meet up next week?
>"Sure, i'll email you" (pffft).

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Cont. ?

Go for it!

What are good legit sites? I'll post my story in a bit.

that one made me sad
but keep going

Last time I had a sugar baby, I got her from SA and took her on a vacay with me, ended up donating her 2.8k each month for about 9 months. Shit was cash and I think I loved her. Oh well...

so you got ripped off

...as in you willingly gave her about $25,000 for no reason? No sex or anything, just donated?

Eccie - forum board for looking and reviewing
Humaniplex - premium community/blog for reviewing and looking for
Backpage - looking for
Usasexguide - mostly just researching

Shelled out the dosh to message girls on humaniplex, pretty much worth it.

It's a term we use. Basically the money was paid to her for her time, or in exchange for something I.e. I'll give you the money for this bill, if you do this for me.

I wouldn't recommend SA, it's full if girls with princess syndrome and they expect wayyy much for what they are willing to do.

Where are the reviews on humaniplex? The profile names used to link to a site named troothsayerz or something like where you could review the whores but that site is gone as far as I know.

OK, just for you then.

>So still hooked on paying for sex
>No effort involved
>No condoms, all good
>Round 3, enter "Rhonda"
>Cute as a button, and a sweet little voice
>We agree on £150 for a day visit as she lives an hour away and is coming by train
>Meet her at the station because she's scared of getting lost and cant afford a taxi
>Tells me to look out for a tiny wee lassie with red tartan shoes
>Love it
>Shes 4'9 and perfectly proportioned, nice thick dark brown hair and a nice face and gives me a big hug
>Back to mine, she says she's not eaten in 24 hours, so I take her to a pub across the street and buy her lunch (yeah i'm a nice guy)
>Get her back home, she asks straight away where the bedroom is and leads up up by the hand
>Pulls my cock out and gives me a nice BJ
>Get her clothes off. she's made a real effort - bright green silky bra and panties and stockings with garter belt
>Compliment her and take them off as fast as humanly possible
>2nd best set of tits i've seen to date, b cup, firl and perky, and nice and pale
>Tiny petitie bady, and totally shaved, but shes so pale and her hair is so dark shes has a kind of 5 o'clock pube shadow... still NICE
>Probably the hottest girl i'd been with to date
>I'd popped some indian viagra before I ate so i'm sporting a steel pipe
>Fuck her 5 times in a row, maybe 10-15 each, boner never goes down - love this stuff!
>She's just staring in my eyes the whole time - never came
>He little pussy is overflowing with jizz, I must have put a 1/2 pint in her
>She says she's never had that much sex in one go before
>I ask her if I can make her cum
>She says, nope I rarely do, it's not you
>Normally 'd take that as a challenge, but i'm tired and my balls hurt
>She gets up, cleans up and comes back into my room
>Says thanks and shes out...
>I figure fair enough, I got my money's worth
>She text me later and says it was nice t meet me but I live too far away to meet up regularly
>Bummed out

Cont?

Not really, I don't understand how op is paying so little. There is no sugar relationship, he's essentially paying poor girls for sex, he's not a sugar daddy.

Yeah I got ripped off on there. Took the cunt for a date and payed for the time. I tried to talk about the arrangement and she played dumb like she didn't know what an arrangement was and that she wasn't on there for that sort of thing...the fuck. I don't remember if they allowed reviews but I think I would have left one if I could. This was about three years ago.

Guess I should have been clearer, meant the rating system. At least then you can message other people for info on a girl. Guess you already know how humaniplex works but I'll lay it out for other people.

Yeah man I hear you. Fucking cunts, act like they are "new" to this, but when it comes down to it, they won't take anything less than a grand a month "just to see them" fucking whores.

They think it's a one way deal, the problem is that the website is full of old cunts ruining the game for everyone else.

Yeah they really needed to not get rid of that review site. Mailing people individually about a girl is really tedious. I think the whores complained about the review site and they got rid of it.

Oh yeah, the dumb fucks on there really overvalue themselves and then comes some drooling retard male with money that enforces this notion that they were right all along. The women who fail like they're supposed to might make a little cash and get out blaming the "cheap" men on there rather than their moronic expectations.

I don't dwell too much into other sites or actively participate, so I wouldn't know. I just lurk to see which girl does rimming, anal, etc. then try it out myself when I get the chance.

>Mailing people individually about a girl is really tedious.

If anything, it got tedious when people kept bother me about a whore I saw.

OP here, you're right, I'm not really a SD, I just phrase it that way. Its gets the girls to message. IN the end they know they are fucking for money, put I put it i a classy way like "a mutually beneficial relationship". One i've paid rent for on a short term basis, but most were just striaght cash, though I made them all promise not to ever mention money. I like the guise of fucking them without having to pay. Life in denial :)

When I tried making advertisements like that, they were always deleted or flagged. How did you get around that?

cont!

Yeah that's the problem. It's basically a recruitment platform for higher end escort agencies. I know for a fact that there are two (that I personally know of) agencies in Dubai that go on there to recruit girls. They fly them out for like two weeks, work them for 11 days and give them three days break. They already have the clients lined up and half of them are just for diner dates only a few fuck. It gives them a warped reality of how it works, then they expect to go back home and for it to continue.

Is eros. Com a trusted-safe website?

yes more, i used to do stuff like this with CL sluts
i got off on giving them as small amount as possible, haggling them,

OK one more cuz I'm not sure anyone is interested.

>Put up yet another ad
>Get a reply form a 23 year old art school student who just graduated
>Daddy said she has to find a job and can't move home and she'd run out of money in the city
>Meet her for brunch
>In walks a very classy, 5'9, slim, long legs, big perky (fake) books and dressed very well
>I think shit shes gonna be able to tell i'm just a blue collar guy with a limited bank balance
>Had a great conversation, she's really inteligent
>Tells me she's not really up for cash as it's a bit tawdry (her words)
>Says she reallly needs rent and a deposit and to maintain that till she sorts out her situation
>I say perfect as long as it's not all up front
>She says, no
>Agree to meet a few days later in the park
>Nice sunny day, shes wearing a light dress that really shows off her figure, hair up, and looking classy as fuck
>We get an iced coffee and sit and chat a while, and she asks what i'd like to do
>"well I know what I'D like to do"...
>Lets go then she says!
>5 minutes walk back to mine, flop onto the couch and make out a while
>Play with her big firm fake tits a while
>Take her upstairs
>Solid 8/10 (fake tits lose a point frankly)
>Fuck her till she cums hard
>Proceed to fuck twice more
>Get cleaned up
>Tells me that was great sex.. ego boost +1
>Take her out for a nice dinner
>"Dated" her for 6 weeks, fucked her twice a week, and she never asked for a penny
>Gave her rent and deposit after 4 weeks of so
>Discovered she was banging another guy and ended it becuase it was startig to make me feel like it was a real relationship
>Total cost for 6 weeks (meeting 12 times) £1200
>A++ experiance
>pic related

go on

It's all in teh wording mate -

"Wealthy older man seeks younger girl for mutually beneficial relationship"

Gets past most filters. Some get deleted but i'm tenacious.

Don't mean to sound rude, but what's your living situation? As you've said your a blue collar guy, so when you take them home, especially the more classy one, isn't the jig up when they see where you live?

Wow that explains a lot. Is there some article about this that I could read or how did you learn about these agencies?

Oh yeah I tried to be subtle but it always got caught or some jealous, pathetic or sjw fuck

not an escort or anything, but fucked her when she needed some cash

The girl i had the arrangement with who I was talking about above told me, she'd done it herself and it's ultimately how I "lost" her as she settled down with one of her daddies.

I went to Dubai and looked into it and it checks out. The agencies she told me of I couldn't join, there was an annual fee and also they did in house sti screenings every 28 days (they check the girls on arrival).

Like i said, most of them are just guys on business who want a companion for a dinner date, but then there's the hardcore element that use it to fuck naive girls in a "safe" (as saw as it can be) environment (nda's n shit as a lot of the men who use them could get into a LOT of trouble over there if properly found out which is why they "import" the girls temporality).

Crazy times we live in my friend.

Nice, how much?

So after this girl, I hit a spell of fucking ugly and fatter girls for cheap (£40-80),because my ads weren't getting much interest, though I managed a threesome for £1000 with a 20 and 21 year old (too long to type out), and also banged a really hot lesbian girl who was cheating on her partner in an ASDA car park. but back to gumtree/CL girls.

>Along comes Laura
>26, so much older than the rest, but blonde and a great figure
>Claims she was trying to sell he house to no avail and was running out of cash paying rent on a 2nd place
>I am here to help - £200 agreed for a sleep over once a week
>Very pretty girl, with long blonde hair, and big blue eyes, and a petite size 8
>Quite nervous about being seen with me, so just came over to mine
>Made awkward conversation, and it didn't bode well
>But once we started making out and went upstairs she switched on like a professional
>This girl was seriously experianced....
>Went down on me straight away, and stared licking by balls and my chode, and actually tongued my asshole... never had a girl do that...
>Rode me like a champ as well and was multi-orgasmic
>Every time we fucked it was like a show, she got right into it and it was hands down the best sex I've ever had
>She couldn't hodl a conversatio to save her life though, so it was really awkward when we weren't fucking
>Fortunately for the Indian viagra there was plenty of it
>Saw her for 2.5 very satisfying months
>Totally drained my bank account
>Had to eventually say I count afford to keep going
>She said ok, and thanks and that was it.
>Good memories!
>Pic related

whats the cheapest you've paid mate?

i fucked an art school student for $70 about 5x and she was amazing, but desperate for cash. tiny asian slut

damn nice girl by the pics

Yeah there's often some cunt that reports it. Try posting mid-week.

Volume is key.

So you spent all your cash now or?

70eu. with bj, sex (not bare), cum in/around mouth

Fuck me that's a steal! Well played sir

Damn, girls usually overvalue themselves by a lot but this one was a bargain it seems. Really cute from the side view.

>Don't mean to sound rude, but what's your living situation? As you've said your a blue collar guy, so when you take them home, especially the more classy one, isn't the jig up when they see where you live?

I was renting a way over priced and fully furnished flat in a great area at the time. Living well beyond my means.

After a breakup, I just dove into my saving and lived it up for a year. Fucked 22 girls in 8 months (paid for most of them). Went broke doing it!

Took a few years out for a relationship, and now have successful business making 6 figures, and actually have a girl coming round tomorrow - 1st one in almost years.

Cheapest was £40. She was olive oil skinny, pretty disgusting tbh.

Any one in st louis. Any recommendations?

yeah got lucky that she was in need of money fast

Translate to American please

>browsing CL for a girl
>find Mary
>37 super petite milf going through financial troubles thanks to divorce
>actually fucking her at her friends house
>just become okay friends from there on out with the fucking and spoiling on the side
>take her anal virginity
>get blown hard as fuck in a car in front of an occupied baseball field
>year and a half later, divorce and gets her own place
>becomes ultra flaky for my liking

Kinda saddened, but I suppose all good things must come to an eventual end.

Yeah she was pretty amazing tbh. She treated it like a relationship, which if it had been I'd have fucked up for sure as she was well hot. Knowing i'm in charge and can pull the plug and she's only around for money actually was a great thing for me. I didn't give a fuck when I let her go. If she'd not been trying to date another guy at the same time I'd definitely have kept her.

Was funny and smart, and like to go out and do stuff together - was great to turn heads and have people wonder WTF she's doing with me. haha

OP you mentioned indian viagra, are you talking about sildenafil? Where do you get it?

Damn, that is a superb arse for a 37 year old.

I tried a few and settled on Apcalis gel (from India) which is possibly generic cialis - i can't remeber. Used to be able to get it on many websites. I only see it on the TOR markets now.

It was really good stuff. I jus buy the real thing these days. Don;t actually need it, but when you are paying its fucking great to be able to fuck a girl 3-4 times with a 5 minute cool down. Leaves them walking funny, and ball feeling totally drained. Good times!

>be me, 22 working at homeless shelter
>making 30 bucks an hour
>get extra 1000 dollars for housing a month (Alberta man, love this place)
>ton of hookers come down for the food (pretty good shit and its free)
>get friendly with three of them
>first is Dianna
>5'2" a bit chubby but massive tits
>always fuck at her place
>bitch could suck a softball though a straw
>best head I've ever gotten in my life
>pussy was alright
>put an end to it when she started smoking crack tho

cont?

ppic?

hit this bitch up in NY she was real cute

Sadly not. Looks a bit like pic, a bit thinner tho.

yes pls

Hot stories man!!

Interested

Keep going fam

For me it would have to be a 5-6/10
Im ugly and self conscience. Everytime i talk to a 9-10/10.
I end up getting friendzoned and saying sorry alot. Like a fucking cuck.
I can and have banged fat girls. Doesmt bother me one bit.

I can fuck any prostitute in the street right now 5 mins from my house for literally $4

Sounds dangerous

must be a shitty area you are living in

In america, want to fuck for $. Where do i turn to? How do i make sure it isnt a sting or im not going to be robbed by a nigger pimp.

Well the way to do it is drive off really fast once she's in the car before the cops see then the cops will ask you for $10 and if you're drunk they will ask you for $20

Second girl was Randy

>5'6 also a bit chubby with massive tits
>obvious what my type is
>fucked like crazy all over the place
>sucked me off once at work in the backroom where we keep our extra clothes
>$200 dollars a night
>tight pussy and titfucked a lot
>first girl i ever took viagra to fuck more

Stay away from "backpages"

>princess syndrome

aka Golden Pussy Syndrome (GPS)

Meh, I'll share my life story


>Be 22
>4 year realtionship with HS sweetheart
>Tired of same pussy, wanting to mix it up, not entirely sure how she feels about it
>Say fuck it and browse Casual Encounters on local CL
>Guy seekin MMW threesome
>Says he has a slut on speeddile who wants to fuck him again but with another guy to shake things up
>bingo.jpg
>After some talking and planning, he talks with her and organizes the threesome at his joint on the weekend
>didn't bother getting pics of her because i trusted his word when he said she was hot, i really didn't care
>Weekend comes, get the go ahead to head to his place, girl said she was out with friends so i called and said the same thing
>Feeling iffy about the whole ordeal but whatever
>Arrive, meet the guy, girl isn't there yet but he says she is on the way
>He's a pretty chill bro, i go use his bathroom to get ready
>While in the bathroom I hear the door open to a familiar voice
>I come out of the bathroom
>It's my fucking GF
>I laugh, she's in shock, her jaw hits the floor
>Guy picks up on the fact that we know eachother and there was no hiding it
>After some talking, we agree to all fuck anyway
>Be 28 now
>Still together
>Be a swinging married couple
>Shit is cash
>Couldn't be happier

Try any of the review sites. Better to pay $50 up front for membership or whatever than getting ripped off for hundreds like I did trying to get lucky. Believe me, there are a lot of scammer whores out there that will charge you hundreds and then just give you a lapdance or stupid shit like that. Most you should be paying is around $180 for half an hour.

Hey, any legit sites for fucking/dating? Not in the US

Good to know. That was where i was looking.

Also, when you enter the hotel room. Check the bathroom, first! If the door is closed and or locked? Run motherfucker. (Nigger trap)
And try not to get a room with partitian doors to other rooms. (Cop trap)
Dont ever say the dollar amount inside the hotel. Have that shjt handled b4 meeting up

>Be me
>33
>See ad in CL
>See picture of chubby milf with great tits
>I don't want to fuck, i only want a titjob and to facefuck her
>Her ad says she does titjobs and takes facials
>Call her up, go to her place, it's this living quarters for hooker, about five rooms, five hookers
>Bitch was old, and fat, like maybe 50 or 60 and really, really fat,
>Turns out the pic in the ad was photoshopped
>Still went through with it, she sucked by balls good, i fucked her face hard and she took my load like a champ
>5 minutes after i finish i feel dirty as shit, becuase she really is ugly as shit
>I got bamboozled, but it was a great blowjob
>Haven't done it again beacuse i'm getting married and i don't want an uggo again.

Holy shit, did she like Pina Colada's?

Things that never happened for 600 alex

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If your in the dallas, tx area. Cops set up stings on that sight. If you click and expand the weblink. They track your ip address. You show up and get arrested. Its all back traced.
Not lieing

Yes but cross verify with The erotic review because some chicks false advertise how attractive they are.

>She text me later and says it was nice t meet me but I live too far away to meet up regularly
>Bummed out
Hey, at least you got a really good day out of it. Surprised she bailed on you user.

The last one (until the new girl arrives tomorrow) was a fucking disaster.

>Super hot blonde
>Great body
>Good banter back and forth by text and email
>Down to fuck for £250 a day
>Meet in the city park, have a coffee
>Agree to go back to mine
>Make out on the couch a bit, move to the bedroom
>Get her naked, she's soaking wet and really into it
>have some trashy tattoos that weren't advertised including some dude name on her hip
>She gives me a great blowjob, then mounts me a fucks me good, creampie her
>Meet up twice more, fantastic sex, nutted in her many many times
>By them she says she's really into me, and loves getting together and is throwing off signals like she wants a relationship or something
>Meet her grandma and her friends
>All of a sudden no more contact
>Bit annoyed at 1st but whatever
>Calls me up weeks later crying asking to borrow money
>Stupidly advance her some cash on our next meet up
>Disappears again
>Figure I got fleeced
>Live and learn
>Shows up at my door, total bullshit sob story that was full of lies, want more cash
>Give her £100 and tell her that's all she's getting
>She tears my head off like a rabid dog like I screwed her over and am the asshole in the situation
>Storms out, sends me nasty emails
>Turns out she's a borderline personality and completely mental
>Married to a complete psycho as well and had tried to kill herself more than once.
>Really into mind games.
>Finally wash my hands of her, pissed about the money and my own stupidity
>She contacts me twice more months later trying to re-start things.
>Nutcase
>So yeah... they aren't all great

Where I live, many prostitutes walk in the streets . Haitians are $4 and Venezuelans are about $10
Just don't get caught by the cops or else they will ask you for $10

I started out with no more than a 6/10 in the 1st pic really. But my ex before her had been an 8/10 so I was used to hot girls way outta my league. Now I'm totally spoiled.

Third girl was Sarah. Only girl i ever really felt kinda guilty about fucking. She was Randy's daughter. Randy ended up calling our arrangement off after she found out. Tried to get me fired too, the cunt. Thankfully my boss thinks i'm amazing at my job and doesn't actually listen to accusations like that.

>5'5 thin with b-cups, says she was 18, probably 16 or 17 tho
>didn't live with her mom, lived on her own
>took her virginity for $600, anal for $400
>every other time paid 250
>she liked to watch porn while we fucked and try out different positions and shit
>turned into an expert after a month
>kept fucking like this for almost 2 years
>told me she loved me and I noped the fuck out

have casual thing with a couple of the other girls but always wear a condom with them. Hear they get around a lot.

real or not, still giggled.

St louis area here.

Sex traffiking is the new crusade for our newly elected bitch mayor.

Yeah, i'd love to have seen her again. Was really cute.

Pic related.

I used to have girls like that. They would hit me up for money for rent or whatever. Mostly strippers and I know some of the money went to drugs. Got laid, don't care.

Homeless shelter guy here.

Had a girl like that. Heather. Fucking nutcases' man.

Its legal throught europe. No real problens, right?
Here in the states. Its treated like a crime.
Im stil confident it can be legally won in court. How can I be charged with a crime, when BOTH ADULTS CONCENT!

That story's not the half of it. Anyone who knows a borderline personality can relate though. They are like an evil tornado of destruction that blows though your life. Pure evil.

what a gorgeous girl

if girls like this can be had escorting...prob just doing it a few times for money...fuck

this one is actually a good normal girl, at least I didn't hear anything super slutty about her apart from a few things
it was hot anyway

For me, $40-$50 was the low end.

>28
>speeddile

Thr assertion is that shr isnt consisting but is being forces by a pimp or trafficed in some other way

>Be 21
>Be on craiglist seeking a threesome with a guy and girl
>Stumble upon an ad after some searching
>Talk back and forth, couple wants $40 to partake
>I agree and we organize a meet at their house later that night
>See another add for a guy offering "Donations" for blowjobs
>I email a dick pick and demand $80
>Retard replies with, "I got a 100 if you can break that"
>"Sorry bud I can't but I'll take the hundo"
>He agrees, do a quick meetup and he sucks me for 45 mins, I don't cum, he pays me anyway
>Break the hundred and use $40 to buy my way into the threesome
>Wife and husband both got sloppy seconds of a prefaggot-sucked cock
>$60 profit pocketed
>yolo

Fuck, I want to get a college girl who is desperate for money.

the site is for sugar daddy arrangements, that's why. it's all for chicks to basically get free stuff just by being a little bit morally slutty.

That makes sense.