Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

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Rules:
>Fuck you, these are my rules
>Koume a cute
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (who gives a fuck about your trips)
>RP/ERP (Who really cares)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Stop reading these
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Still here

I didn't know you were that short. I damn near missed you!
Soft cuddles

Yeaaa! Back to a cute!

a fight with my boyfriend. thank you for asking.

Finally home...

no swearing!

I guess I don't mind being here.

Your hair is messed up, your eyes look like you haven't slept in a while. Your smiles look unnatural, you look tensed up the entire time, you're extremely awkward to be around, and you're a blatant HENTAI.
It's a big damn issue. Netflix ruins the online gaming experience but my brother's raging autism won't back down from it. Yes, Star Wars is Disney now, it's been that way for at least 3 years now. Relyibg solely on jump scares is lazy as shit and needs to be gassed. I like my horror when its genuinely scary and intense. The best feeling come frombefore the jump scare. The build up. Great now I sound like a horror critic.
Suuuuuuuuuuure.
Sounds hot. Sawako's age ranges from 15 to 19 if memory serves me right. Now I can't fuck anyone 16 or 17 below, but I'm only 20 so maybe 17 is allowed for me? My parents are 3 years apart as well. The law is confusing.

Claimed

Emiya is a girl.

Welcome home Sono.
Its a natural hairstyle. Sleeping is hard. Its just an attempt. Well yeah people. Not even. Again not even.

>horror critic
Thoughts on Alien: Isolation?

Do you like short people?
You miss me? That's really kind, and yes, a cute.

...

hello

2nd best idol

Hi ^^ I'm very carsick atm

Poor sono. Just sit down for a bit. I get car sick if I read in the car

10/10
Oh god, I thought that was someone trying to mess with me, I'm sorry. i feel bad now
What are some of your favorites? I watched Enemy a while back and really loved it, though idk if it can be classified as horror, more of a thriller

Glad you got it. I would of missed rem for being short and you cause I just missed ya.

I sat on the grass for about 10 mins. You know who drives too damn fast. Everyone is looking at me as if I'm homeless

Its alright sono do you feel better?

I don't get it.

Are you saying you're tall enough you wouldn't notice me or Rem?

I claim Walnut-san

A little.
>cuddle

Snugs. How will you spend the rest of your night before you go to sleep?

boop

-_-

Being that short I would of seen over her. However being that I can smell cute from a mile away... probably wouldn't of missed ya.
>Psst...boop

here again confused

Beep

watch that inadequate table

...

We're watching Prison Break, it starts in like two minutes.
I think I'm going to drink coffee once every 4 days. I can't stand the headaches anymore.

It's ugly. No, sleeping is easy. No, get a pill for that autism awkwardness this instant! Yes even. No, YES EVEN.
I don't own it but I played it all the way through. It's good, it's fun, and the scares are genuine, although it gets kinda bland near the end but all in all, s'good.
Stuff like The Thing, Dead Alive, Evil Dead 1 and 2, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Near Dark. Near Dark in particular I really like because it gives me an even better reason to shit on Twilight fans and show them something GOOD. I actually haven't heard of Enemy. Was it like?

Huh, I just realized my love for Sawako might be associated with my love for horror films.
Honk

:(

youtube.com/watch?v=4vglCHcZuCQ

. . .

That's a great picture. Why no people draw headpat Taigas? I guess shes too aggressive

Hi cute bear.

bap

Hai Watcher

What are you getting headaches from? Lack of caffeine or the caffeine itself?
I'm just fine having loads of coffee.

Please no, clowns are spooky.

Snugs
Got anything to eat?
Its perfect. For you. No its fine. Says you. Thats just your opinion

I see, those all seem pretty gory from what I remember. idk what twilight is t b h

It's kinda hard to explain, and the imdb decription makes it sound pretty basic, but it's about a guy who finds out he has a doppelganger and tries to find him
*pets*
what's that supposed to mean? -_-

Painttiliini ^__^

Hello cute tiger

The top half of my face can qualify as cute, just not my bottom half.

I'm sure you're cuter than me.

sorry,.. i shouldn´t talk about meatspace problems here either.

:(
hello how are you tonight?

hi muffin
watch your numbers :(

who gave you permission to pet me? -_-

Hows the Taiger

Ah, not really, I shouldn't eat before bed
You're insane!
I think I'm having withdrawal symptoms from all the caffeine

You are right. Taiga never does. I'm sure there are one or two. But I bet she doesn'tlook happy.
Well we could come to a agreement that we are both in agreement that we like each other.

It's just that I wasn't expecting it, people on here always seem to be down, I never think anyone has something going on irl. up to anything else?
I'm your master

Ah thats alright. Oh yeah sorry I fell asleep on you this morning

...

I am my own master -_-

Why I haven't seen your posts on mongol Sup Forums for a while?

How much coffee do you even drink to have such symptoms?

you are snugs

Until I get to rhode island

I meant I snug you good

I'll probably be back in europe by then -_-

You calling my girl a clown you fuck? But yes, clowns are scary. They freak me out, but at the same time, I'm extremely disappointed I never encountered one during that big clown epidemic that happened last year.
No. No. No. NO. It is fact.
They are gory but I don't mind that like I do jumpscare spamming. I think most of them can be classified as horror comedies which is the best shit ever in the genre. Twilight is a disgrace to vampires, Near Dark is like Twilight except it feels less like it was written by a woman who masturbates to bishounen and more like an actual romantic vampire movie.

Sounds interesting. Might check it out.

Now you are just being silly.

It's okay! I'm just glad to see you now.
Don't laff
>one cup a day

Start drinking tea. You seem to be weak for caffeine.

No clue, what's -_- even supposed to mean? . . .

Not completely miserable, you?

Pretty meh, but I'm alright. How are you tonight?

I might get a bit of withdrawal, but noting too bad. I don't get headaches from drinking it though, just remember to drink enough water too.

I'm still looking, one day I might find one.

No, she a cute. If there's a clown at a birthday party, or at a mall or circus, it's fine, but when they are somewhere it's not normal, it's rather unnerving.

no you just type it

Ah thats really sweet of you

Maybe~
Jesus Christ I am thirsty as hell.

Aside from forgetting to take allergy medication before work, I'm pretty well

the only thing dragging me down is that, is the first time we have a fight this big...

I'll be in europe too for tomoyoyo, nice avatar
It's pretty unique, hard to explain, but if you really pay attention to the subtleties, it's great

I see, horror comedy seem like they wouldn't go together, but I don't think I've really seen many I'm just saying Ben -_-

Well yeah I cant actually do it

your waifu is so cancer she died

i got best

Evening walk with the waifu

>being allergic
feels bad losing at the gene lottery

Wow not one....I have a mission now.
For what? Water or maybe an adult beverage?

even if you came to europe, you could never find me :^)

nice try caesarino

Where's waifu??

Aww, I wish I knew what to say but I don't have this experience. You seem like you want to get over this so that seems good to me, I hope he can too but idk really
Aren't you in the same country as sachi? :^o

t h a t ' s t h e p o i n t

):
miserable

Claimed

I didn't have them as a kid though, that's the worst part

and you wouldn't

close, but not exactly

...

>youtube.com/watch?v=eMgBrowmOog

Of course I would.

You both like potatoes? :o

Hello friend

hi
nice numbers :(

Tomomomomomoko

Says the silly one.
To me, there is no such thing as a normal place for clowns. Clowns don't belong anywhere. Any kid who asks for clowns needs to have their brain checked.
youtube.com/watch?v=0iBG3IR0gL8
Ooohhh, I like the sound of that.

Believe me some of the best horror films are comedies and even purely scary films have some good comedic bits. Near Dark has a good balance of being serious and goofy in my opinion.
Can't you see her? She's right there. Hmm, I guess you don't believe. Only those who believe can see waifus before their very eyes.

That is such a good image, you have anymore?

I realize these are all show clips...but still

hi not muffin
shit numbers :(

She is the cutest.
You wish

You.
Maybe some water, haven't drank anything at all today.

why

hi not nothing
good numbers :(

If you ever have the chance you should. I'll try to watch near dark

do you have a discord or anything?

Goodness meeee....here have this

To feel warm