Serious question, why are women not funny? I mean really, how is this a phenomenon? I wish they were, I really do...

Serious question, why are women not funny? I mean really, how is this a phenomenon? I wish they were, I really do. Take this pig for example. Why must she and others like her rely on the whole "find me funny or you're a misogynist" schtick that fills their audience exclusively with feminists and beta males?

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look inward... why arrnt you funny? why do you post these threads. dont report back

They didn't evolve to do so, for men its a evolutionary advantage whereas one maybe lacking in physical attributes or wealth, theres always humor to attract a female.

That being said not all women are unfunny, its just that many have shit material to start with, or have a very narrow view of things that would otherwise allow a comic to come up with original material.

very true. everyone is different, but usually male humor makes more sense to other men and vice versa with girls. but hey, everyone sense of humor is different.

I'm a beta male
she's still not funny

For the same reason that your typical bleeding heart liberal isn't funny regardless of sex. They appeal to your emotions.

Nothing about "oh boo hoo, feel sorry for me" is funny.

Pointing out funny things is logical and funny. Women and liberals are not logical.

Women directors, actors, and writers can be funny, but for some reason women's stand-up is not. Truly a mystery.

Check out some Joan Rivers and Golden Girls, and yes episodes of that show have been written by a woman.

>liberals are not funny.

Then why are black comedians funny?

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>so ugly the sea won't even take her.

My gf is funny,

Women are cumshot devices

disgusting

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The liberal ones aren't. The conservative ones are. No, I'm not a conservative, but that shit is mostly true, though there is an exception or two.

That's just your dick laughing to make sure you get some.

Its not a woman problem. Its an sjw problem

Because they don't need to be--we generally like them even if they aren't.

Yes more

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Fat man riding the little boy I see

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My Mrs and I have had this exact conversation. EVERY single female comic on netflix is fucking shit. We play a little game where we watch the fucking drivel and see who smiles first.
Yet we watch just the trailers of most male comics an get a laugh...

I think it comes down to women trying to be equal, but t the end of the day a chimpanzee and a nigger may be similar but they'll never be exactly the same

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Some can be. Amy Shmeckle is an example of a woman trying to hard (and also stealing jokes). Humor goes beyond "Look! I have a pussy! I'm a disgusting whore! Isn't it funny cause these aren't appropriate conversation topics in daily life???!!!!".

>chimpanzee
>nigger
>can never be exactly the same
>never be exactly the same
>be exactly the same
Corrected that for ya.

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kek

God i fucking hate you morty.
I should be seeing metalocalypse not your autistic ass.

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Uh...they're not?

Name a funny black comedian since like...Richard Pryor with the exception of Dave Chapelle (who incidentally is apparently no longer that funny based upon his last special).

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Eddie Murphy?

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I've met only one funny girl.
Unfortunately she was a feminist and the things she said that I thought were funny was probably true.

Another question thoug; why to girls make a big deal out of nothing a lot.

The only joke here is her hideous belly and stupid todler-like theet

Serious question, why are women not funny?

Uh huh...20-30 years ago he did stand up?

How about a black comedian that is funny and doesn't do that "i'm a nigger blah blah blah" shit since the lib-train.

It's really simple, user. Women aren't funny because they aren't honest about themselves or what they really think of other people, especially other women. To be funny, you have to have a sense of humor about yourself and the fact of the matter is that most women don't. I'm not talking about "oh I'm fat" or "God I'm such a bitch" type comments that are made for purposes of eliciting a compliment from someone. I'm talking about brutal honest and self-criticism of oneself. Self-deprecation and awareness is an essential element of a good comedian and most woman just don't have these abilities.

ron funches

Women aren't funny because they have the same rights as men, but have advantage in:

Sex
School
Work
Judicial system
Social media
Labor law
Family court
Friends
Social setting
Promotion
Military training
Military promotion
Divorce
Adoption
Teaching
School acceptance
Longevity
Crime (as victims)
Crime (as perpetrators)
So on so forth.

Humor is, at its core, hate. You're fed up with something and you vent, and that's funny because people relate.

Amy "Gaping Sow Whore" Schumer is unfunny because her fans are hyper-sensitive bitches who're offended by their own shadow.

Women are unfunny, because they're the upper-class citizen of society and can't relate to hard work or common sense.

>Humor is, at its core, hate. You're fed up with something and you vent, and that's funny because people relate.

that's one very specific type of humor though

this but adding to this alot of comedy is built on horrible things like depression, pure self hatred, rampant disregard for the way society sees you. All women strive to be beautiful. I don't care what you say, and if they aren't they are either mentally ill or are actively doing the opposite. At its core comedy being able to say you'd suck a dick for 2 bucks and a cigarette then in the very next sentence say something that resonates with people. Comedy is dominated by men because its mostly liked by men. No man wants to hear about a women's "problems", up until recently women weren't even equals.

I'd still lick Amy Schumer's taint, but it'd have to be fresh out of the shower.

Between her and a farm pig, I'd go with whatever took a shower most recently.

I'd love to see you at an open mic night.

The true fact of the matter is that the majority of comedy is done by men, it's traditionally been a male-dominated industry, and so when people think of "good comedy" they think of one specific style of comedy which is very masculine-oriented. But there's a lot of different styles of comedy, and there's so many different ways to be funny. There are great female comedians, I know many of them personally, and in a lot of cases they do a different style of comedy than the old heavyweights. That can be a strongpoint when 90% of the rest of the room is doing things more or less the same way, or coming at things from a similar perspective. Imagine a great impressionistic painter getting a D on an art-class assignment because they're no good at photorealism.

For the record, I've never liked Schumer's standup, though her show was pretty damn good, although that's not necessarily any comment on her own ability. But also, standup isn't the only measure of a funny person.

Sounds like the WNBA, 'Great' in its own way.

For everything you just said, none of it makes any difference if it isn't funny. It isn't "because you think of good comedy as blah, blah," it's because bad comedy isn't funny.

For the record, I think Iliza Shlesinger is funny. But most women comedians are just dogshit, the phenomenon OP is referring to is real.

The fact of it is weather male or female if it doesn't make you laugh it isn't funny.

I appreciate that comment and it is something I've been tossing around for a while. I've always been terrified of crowds and rejection but alot of shit has changed in my life recently and I live near Pittsburgh which has a few clubs. I might actually try to put a 5 minute or so set together. My whole family has always been into musical theater and I haven't which always confused me. Maybe I've been going to the wrong type of theaters, huh, thanks user. I might actually do something that I've wanted to do for years because of this. I knew lurking on this board for 8 years would pay off someday

women have higher pitched voices that most people women included find slightly but deeply annoying which steps on the ability to find them funny

No, because they're both playing basketball. One would smoke the other. Comedy is a creative pursuit, it's not the same even a little.

The female perspective on humor is genuinely unique. And more than just masculine-vs-feminine, there's a million styles of humor. You couldn't judge Bill Burr and Maria Bamford on the same scale. And if you happen to prefer one to the other, it has to do with your own specific tastes.

Most male comedians are dogshit, too, mind you. I'm not saying there's no dogshit female comics. But to pretend there's some inherent funniness in men that isn't in women is clearly biased. I happen to like feminine-written comedy a lot because it's more refreshing than a lot of the other stuff at the top, which I happen to think is pretty samey. And when people talk about "great comedy", they talk about things that resonate with people, that you can relate to, and having someone who is generally more emotionally-intuitive can help a lot in that.
Now I'm not here to step on your dreams or anything, it's a hard road, but "I'd like to see you at an open mic night" was bitterly sarcastic. Go ahead and try it, but the core of that comment was that people who idolize Marc Maron and Louis CK and the like, who think comedy is about emotional pain and bleakness and bitterness are a dime a dozen, and frankly fucking insufferable to sit through. I would know, it's why I got into comedy. But you realize how uninteresting your own problems are, how little anyone cares about your story that you aren't any good at telling (and nobody starts out good) and how many other people are trying to do the same thing. One specific type of oversharey dark bitter comedy has become REALLY prevalent to the point of ruining a lot of fledgling scenes. Best of luck, but by the time you get to the smoke break at your first night you'll be rethinking your whole plan of action. Adapt or die.

I've never laughed at Golden Girls before

Jesus I like thicc chics but she is fat in all the wrong places.

Women can be just as funny 100%. Go to local venues and you will see it makes no difference (both can be good/shit).

I think it comes down to other factors, maybe the stress involved, too much work, traveling, networking, probably a lot of people that could push you to the top are sexist and whatever else is there in going pro.

Probably similar reasons why we don't have a lot of women in sciences etc.

Yeah....stand up

> underrated post

Yeah... One very specific type of stand-up.

Donald Glover or Hannibal Buress. Also Pryor and Chapelle both did bits about race.

This should answer your question more eloquently then any of us could

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Look at this cuck-apologist

Trust me you didn't inflate me ego in any sense. I understand everyone's story sucks and is a dime a dozen. But it has been something I've thought about doing for years. Also I've heard enough sob stories from people to know I don't give a shit so why would anyone else. I'm simply saying that I have a knack for words in a small way and making a few people laugh is something I'm alright at. I have no delusions that I'll become the next big thing. Also these big names is the boo hoo my life sucks comedy are great. But it takes alot of talent and a special type of candor to pull it off without seeming whinely or having a "holier than thou" attitude. CK, Maron, Posehn, Oswalt just to name a few have been practicing the craft for decades and some of their new material still can seem that way. Jim Jeffries and Jim Norton to me have gotten it down to a science really from what I can tell but my life is nowhere near where theirs is to write anything close to that style. Honestly it'd probably be fucking pathetic and I'd bomb but fuck man, I'm not embarrassed, Im on an imageboard where I join shitty threads about non-essential shit and trap porn. How much worse can it get?

because conservative snowflakes are too busy whining that it's not 1950 anymore

Rip Hitchens. He was a very smart man and died too soon.

Yea, female comedians arent too funny, but you can find a hilarious as chick anywhere to be honest

Bridesmaids was funny.

Sarah Silverman is funny.

Women excel at making comedic characters. Men excel at observational humor.

If you try to turn it into a gender war you're doing the exact same thing they're doing. Kristen Wiig is sides off hilarious when she nails her role, and dudes aren't funny unless they're saying something crazy.

It's just how we perceive races, it's NOT a big deal, we just actually have the internet available to talk about it

then why are there only like 2 right-wing comics? dennis miller, nick dipaolo. i guess an coulter might count as a comedian.

nobody wants to hear jokes about how the rich are being taxed too strictly or how abortion stops a beating heart.

Well then right on man, give it a go. It's free. Might get a couple friends out of it. I still think it's a lot harder than anyone who hasn't done it understands, but you know that already. Give it a shot, stick with it for a while. Got nothing to lose.

>eddie murphy
>bernie mac
>red foxx
>katt williams
>cedric the entertainer

Dumbass.

Nah, she's just not funny.

She's like 50/50 on the shit she steals being from either gender. I remember watching hours and hours of those stand up specials in high school so I even remember some of the shit when I see those stealing compilations on youtube. She doesn't even steal the funniest parts (maybe that's the idea?).

There are plenty of funny women. But there are no funny women who make anything more than 10% of their set about women's problems. Not even other women want to hear that shit.


In general though, I have to agree that women are funnier in conversation than they are as professionals. It's just a different context with different requirements.

nice res fag

Men know when to stop talking.