Anyone know how to bone a super religious girl?
Anyone know how to bone a super religious girl?
insert penis
Marry her
rape?
Lol besides that?
rape and demand his parents to marry her to you
Convince her that God speaks through you and commanded you to command her to accept your cock in her shit pipe and/or vagina. It worked for pic related, just don't buy lots of illegally modified guns and you'll be fine.
This isn't ylyl
Go fuck a Muslim bitch instead faggot
Jesus was gods son.
You're god's son.
Tell her god sent you.
Total Bonage Bro.
>super religious
>fuck a muslim instead
user are you retarded?
this is why i rarely come to b anymore
Become a priest.
Rape
this
>Benis in bagina
>Dats cald fuggin
Join ISIS they make all the saudi bitches pussy wet
I've taken 3 church girls virginities and married the last one I turned them all into heathens. It was a rush haha
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Roofie the communion wine.
Teach me your ways
Just put it in their ass instead
>Things that never happened for $1000 Alex
holy fucking sauce
Hahahah. David did nothing wrong.
No, but I know how to nail a super religious guy.
The guns he bought weren't illegal, and the spare parts he bought were for colt model semi automatic AR's. afadavit for the warrant was full of extremely vague facts and outright lies. He gave no federal entity any reason to suspect him or his compound of a crime.
It's a slow game. But their pretty moist after all that chastity. Make her believe you wanna marry her and don't move too fast she'll put out. It's a slow burn but worth the payoff imo
Takes time. They're horny too. Be prepared for a lot of making out. Get her to straddle you. Eventually biology will take over, or it wont (and she will go on to be a 30 year old wizard living with her parents lol)
Sauce
second that
Tell her you are a prophet and it is God's will
underrated
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