What are the benefits of being fat?

What are the benefits of being fat?

you get to be thicc

Being able to shame healthy people for oppressing you

Less likely to be kidnapped

Getting stabbed isn't as dangerous

you can go longer without starving to death?

less ABLE to be kidnapped

if you fall you bounce instead of breaking bones
no cat calling on the street or weirdos following you asking you for your number
being warm even in winter
sitting comfy and squishy on hard chairs

You can make your belt fat talk when you're lonely and bored.

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less likely to get cancer

less likely to get raped*

fix'd that for you

youd be more likely since there are more cells in your body you retarded fuck

girls spend a lot of time worrying about how they look, if ur fat, u can spend all that time on stuff like studying

none of the fat people i know have cancer

Fatass here the only benefit I have is I can handle the cold better

Damn summer tho

you weigh more

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want strong slightly chubb gf with man ass fetish.

part of the benefit is that people are socially expected to reject you, and if you have underlying social imbalances/issues, it's an easy way to cut down on hostile interactions

You die quicker.

Your dick gain couple of inches when you finally decide to look like a normal human being and not like a boiler

You can eat whatever you want

Nothing, there's zero benefits.