ITT share your internet speeds, what you pay for it, where the hell you are, what you use it for...

ITT share your internet speeds, what you pay for it, where the hell you are, what you use it for, and your alcoholic drink of choice.

>pic related
>$157/month w/ cable
>Bible Belt NA
>Vidya, streaming, torrenting, porn
>Some local brewed dirthmouth from a Charleston brewery or Scotch

>$149.99/mo with Xfinity1
>Northern rich part of Tucson, AZ
>Online gaming, anime, youtube, general internet use
>Don't drink

Time to move to fucking AZ. Any reason you dont drink user? Not judging or anything, just curious. I dont meet many people that dont at least casually drink.

>My side job directly pays my internet rather than a paycheck since I only work when they need me
>Virginia
>Torrenting, streaming, porn, Sup Forums

Oh yeah, not 21 yet, don't party much and don't really like the taste. I'll probably get into it casually soon. Also I hope you get better internet soon, user, life must be hell for you.

>1000mbps down/up
>$69.95/mo - home phone included
>Buttfuck Ontario ~2 hours north of Toronto
>Video games, streaming, torrenting
>Colt 45, or Cube Libre

Download is a little slow tonight.

>€40 per month
>Kildare, Ireland
>Vidya, Streaming, Porn
>Vodka

WTF!
Time to move to Ontario

Did I mention that's $69.95 Canadian dollars. That's $51.75USD for Gigabit and home phone.

Also the drinking age is 19 here. Fight me.

Or start looking for better ISP's in your area? You're being ripped off user. No way you can't get faster speeds for less

Thats a fair reason. Ive meant a lot of people that arent a fan of the taste so I get that. Thanks. Its only really a bitch when im downloading new games, for the most part its fine for steaming as long as its not peak hours.

What is your side job?

Ive got a body in Canada-land with bomb ass internet. The infrastructure seems a hell of a lot better than most of the US from what I can tell/have anecdotal evidence of. I also heavily dislike the taste of Colt 45s.

How is Ireland? Ive always wanted to go since my people are vaguely Irish.

Nope, i dont live in the city
This is actually the only hardwired ISP i can get

I program calculation programs for an American manufacturing company (no its not a large one)

yeah. I don't think anyone drinks colt 45 for the taste.

>changed the server to closer for better speedtest.

>€25 / month
>Average dutch town
>Vidya, browsing, animu
>Dark rum

353Mbps 70/mo Central FL Russian Standard

oh and gaming/torrents

Thats fair. I spent my late teens drinking shitty beer so I cant say much.

I'll trade ya user.

Welp

We drink good beer too, just not to get drunk. That shit's expensive.

You could fill a bathtub with colt 45 for ~$20

>unifag
>yard of my dorm
>free internetz
>Budapest HU
>torrenting, porn, games, learning
>passing on alcohol, a nice cup of amph'd water

you didnt answer any of the questions retard.

disqualified.

150 bucks for 120 down? That's stupid overpriced, unless that's with cable too. I have Xfinity in Denver and I get 250 down and 50 up for 60 bucks a month.

I'm probably near your area OP. Switch to Spectrum nigga. Paying around $55 a month after taxes for this.

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That's not terrible for free interwebz. I had a wired connection in my dorm back in the day, I could barely get 20.

Fuck I miss charter. Comcast is too expensive.

>733542251
>$120 with phone/cable bundle
>Butt fuck nowhere in central PA
>Same as OP
>Jack Daniels or Wild Turkey 101

Well what do you drink user? Not the shitty stuff. The good shit.


I unfortunately cant get TWC where I am. Ive checked. My ISP has a monopoly on the lines in this area. The only other provider is a satellite provider and I dont want to lose internet because of a cloud formation.

internet speeds, what you pay for it, where the hell you are, what you use it for, and your alcoholic drink of choice

Theoretically 1G down/up
$80 or so US.
Dallas, TX
Porn, work, Netflix
Woodford Double Oak bourbon, 2 ice cubes

Yeah that's 150 for the cable x1 system and internet

>Thats fair. I spent my late teens drinking shitty beer so I cant say much.
When I was in college going to parties everyone always had fucking vladdy because it was cheap. Most vile fucking alcohol I've had the misfortune of drinking up there with The Beast Ice. I don't know how anyone drinks cheap shit like that or garbage american macro brews like coors or bud.

It's nothing fancy, but it works. Routers just got upgraded too so I can reach it while smoking. There's nothing more I could wish for

Yeah I feel ya. I used to live only 30 miles away from where I am now and a small telephone company had a monopoly on the area.

They have fiber, but only offer speeds up to 20 mb/s lmao. I think they charge over $100 a month for it as well.

I was on 200 when it was brighthouse, spectrum said only 60 or 300, went with 300 for 20 more, the speeds are consistently 350-380

>$60 month with pretty basic cable
>Paying for 100mbps
>Current NIC doesn't get the 5ghz channel
>On laptop connected to the 5ghz I get 85mbps down and 50 up

>speeds up to....

Dear fucking god, I hate oceanic.

30 mbps down, 3 up. 40 bucks a month. Canada. Self -distraction and general computing. rye or cheap beer. (to donate to my beer fund paypal me @ [email protected])

I seem to live in a deadzone almost because PA isnt 'that' far away from me and my speeds are nothing of the short. Good on you about the turkey. Its what I generally keep my flask filled with.

I have no idea what "vladdy" is user. Inform me please.

Yeah, its basically the same. What gets me is that the ISP owns monopolies in other areas all the way to like PA but this area in particular they havent upgraded their lines which is what really has fucked me. Im not asking for 1gbps but hell like 50 or 10MBps would be nice.

What drink from charleston?

Really cheap terrible Vodka, the kind that comes in plastic bottles. You can buy a gallon for less than $10 so that should be a good indicator of how bad it is.

70$
NC
Gaming, porn
Basil Hayden

Dirtmouth I think it what its called. Its from a local brewery. The bar I had it in is on University Ave near Southern Charleston.

So it's like Burnett's vodka then.

We have a local craft brewery here (Muskoka Brewery) it's pretty good. Wide selection of different beers. I like those coffee / chocolatey type stouts but then again I'm a gayboi.

Otherwise I like cider. Apple, pear, peach. I know. It's really gay. But it tastes good.

this shit is also amazing, it's discontinued now though.

I really dig coffee stouts so nothing against you there, though I am jealous you have a local brewery. I wish my town had one but i imagine that the fact that we're a town and not a city has a lot to do with not having shit like that.

Oh I live in Charleston but don't spend much time downtown.

Muskoka is small, ~58,000 - though tourism is huge here. Tons of celebrities have cottages on the lake here. We even hosted the G8 summit in 2010

The designs on those cans are really cool.

Did you hit up the show at the music farm Sunday user? Say Anything had a great show.

Bennettsville is 2200 people so ive got you beat on that front. We've neaver hosted anything obviously nor do we have any cultural significance.

If you're ever in Ontario, you need to go to an LCBO.

1. Because it's the only place to buy alcohol other than "The Beer Store"
but
2. It's like a 5 star hotel for alcoholics.

>up to 1000/1000, normally ~600/600
>$185/mo with cable/phone
>Opelika, Alabama
>gaming, streaming, torrenting
>rarely drink, can't go wrong with whiskey though

AL has internet that good? Shit.

Holy fuck m8

>Sold as 100/100Mbps
>4,90€ / month (about $5.24)
>Helsinki, Finland
>Using it for netflix & chill, gaming etc.
>Beer, vodka or whiskey

Shit who is your fucking ISP?

>I get 10 MB/S upload 5 MB/S download
>I pay $60 a month
>west coast United States
>porn, gaming, social media, YouTube
>red wine or champagne

You are getting jewed OP

you need a new router m8. or use ethernet. its not your isp's fault unless its their router in which case they should swap it out for free.

Im this user

Note that when I say MB I mean megaBYTE not MEGABIT
I'm used to use using megabyte so I forgot

My stats when converted into megabit are 80 down 40 up

Yea, surprised me too. Lived in Auburn for ~10 years and would have thought it would have better internet since it's a college town. Pretty much only have Comcast and Wideopenwest over there though.

$47/month average 22mbps down 2mbps up. latency 4ms

I am but its the only ISP outside of a shitty satellite provider that services this area so I dont have much choice.

I feel like you like in the redneck area of the west coast with internet like that.

>D: 500 Mbps
>U: 560 Mbps
>$2000/yr electricity costs, i am my own ISP
>Government intranet, ultra porn, ethical hacking, and online business
>Ayinger Celebrator Doppelbock or Jeffereson's Presidential Select 21 Year

rate me

Remote oilfield camp in northern Alberta

>also i live in NC

Sharpsburg near Atlanta ga USA. use for porn, work, vidya, Netflix, tor, /b

don't you realize that TOR has been compromised since 2012

Ive had some JSP 21. It was a bit too peppery for my taste, almost like JW BL.

holy shit thats incredible

>288mbps down, united states, $100/mo
>killing nubs/zombies in BO3 and porn

and i'm on probation and can't drink but when I can it's usually tequila (party mode) or whiskey (bad decision mode)

>Around 12€ a month
>Tallinn / Estonia
>Day to day life
>Jim Beam Red stag.

Whats your choice of Tequila?

Jim Bean is solid though im surprise they produce/ship to Estonia.

It's annoying to pay for it considering i could just buy a litre of vodka instead and save a dollar or two.

I feel the same way about paying for French or German alcohol. Border taxes are a bitch.

>i am my own ISP

wtf i hate broadband now

Taylor?

1800 gold is good if you want to surprise people at a party that tequila can be smooth, otherwise I like el jimador, espolon, sauza isn't bad either. I generally like gold more than silver but silver is fun too.

For whiskey I like a good bourbon, makers mark or bookers are probably my top two distillaries

I drink a lot of Jose if im just drinking but 1800 is good, I agree. I also like Makers if im drinking brown. The only issue ive ever had with Tequila is people fighting over Gold/Silver.

>$26 a month, with shitty cable subscription
>High end town in Manila (There's a Rolls Royce dealer 2 blocks from me, as well as lamborghini)
>vidya, watching streams, general browsing
>beer, preferrably witbier, but most beers tickle my fancy just fine

Makers mark and bookers aren't distilleries you moron, they are products that distilleries produce. Stop trying to look intelligent. You know nothing about this and it's horribly obvious.