Hey Sup Forums. Straight guy here that took a dick in the ass yesterday. No homo

Hey Sup Forums. Straight guy here that took a dick in the ass yesterday. No homo


Ask me anything.

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>Straight guy
>dick in the ass

Choose one.

ITT OP is a faggot

I choose to be a straight guy that took a dick in the ass.

This

also kek

Whats your phone number

That is not a question, but a statement.

A series of numbers

ITT OP is a faggot?

Ok. I'll bite. Why.

>Uses a picture of tune link
>straight guy

K

but.. if you like dick, then.. automatically gay..

you cant cherrypick.. cmon, you crazy ?

No sir, A straight guy that did a drunken favor for a gay friend that has had a crush for me for like 4 years.

Not doing that again.. hurts when i walk.

You kidnapped a detective whilst inside an oversized donkey? You really ARE a faggot

Why ask why? Try Bud Dry.

This.

Would you do it again?

Tell me, as a man, apparently a straight man, how does it feel to get a dick up your anus ?

it felt fukkin good mang

Did you stretch yourself out first? Also why didn't you just fuck him instead?

>One of my best friends are both gay and depressed
>Faggot had a crush on me for 4 years
>live in a really small town
>No gay guys for him to sex with
>Get drunk at party
>He starts ''play'' hitting on me as usually.
>we get more drunk
>He starts getting depressed about not having anyone to be with
>Fuckinghell.jpg
>he sleeps over as usuall after a party
>Think i should be nice and help him out.
>Fastforward unimportant shit
>He jabbs it in my ass
>FUCKINGHELL!!.jpg
>no more of that shit
>still can't walk without it hurting.

>Would you do it again?

No. ass hurts like hell.

>he jabbs it in my ass

i smell bullshit...

It stretched and hurt like fucking hell.
And i always tought having a dick in your ass would be like taking a big shit.. But it is more like the void leaft by a big shit.

Also. asshole hurts still

You're a good friend user.

Your friend is going to want more of your ass...

>Did you stretch yourself out first? Also why didn't you just fuck him instead?

I did not, and i did not think off that... But i guess he kinda took charge of it all.

would you rather fuck Dante or be fukd by Dante?

It's okay to be bi, fam

No one said you have to commit to being completely gay.

The fastforward in my greentext story was kinda jumping fast all the ''foreplay'' stuff.

And he was a virgin, and i did not have any idea about how gay people want to go about it.

So he ended just sticking it in there. He got as surprised as me whne i started gasping for air from the pain.

I have never had any tought about being with a man before. And feel no urge to ever do something like taht again.

But who knows. Maby i will start longing for it once my ass stops hurting like a motherfucker,

dude, no lube?
some time ago i was playing with my gf and she tried her little finger... it hurted like hell... i cant even imagine a dick...
Respect for you.
Just, dont break his hearth

From the state of my asshole atm. I would never again let anything enter that way.

So i would fuck dante.

How does it feel knowing you might have aids, you fucking FAGGOT

You did say "no homo", right?

You are not straight. If a man can give you a few drinks and you bend over for him your far from straight.....he'll be coming for your ass again and judging by your post you'll give it again

^ dis
how was everyone supposed to know it wasn't homo if you don't say no homo?

You should have seen his reaction from how much pain i was in. Funny now when everything is said and done. He was asking over and over if we need to go to the hospital


yes, no lube. Kinda tought the gay guy had a handle on things.//Knowing what he was doing.

We are still best of friends. I had a sitt down with him the next day. No hurt feeling.. just a hurt asshole

You did not ask if we used a rubber.

we used a rubber.

Look at my initial post.. Do i look like a guy that misses to say no homo?

You can still get aids with a condom, dumb fuck.

kek
better not risk getting preggers

thanks user

wait what...HOW?

dude, you said your friend was virgin.
he had the same % to have aids like you before sex

>no homo

Keep telling yourself that, faggot

Yes, but i tought i knew how aids could get transmitted..
Lets say one of us had aids and we used a rubber. How the fuck would one get transmitted?

I am really currious!

>get trolled homo
>i had AIDS

I will keep telling myself that.

By my knowledge, if you use rubber, its 99.99999999% safe.
Still you can get it if it breaks, or some blood spills, or smth like that.

Show us your boypussy now with timestamp

See, thats what i tought i knew.. All is well again in the world.

That is not a question.

Also, fuck no. That's gay.

well, getting dick in your ass is gay too XD

yeah, it is super gay.
Does not mean i am gay though

>ut not having anyon
Haha dat text

when is your turn to stick yours in his ass?

That is not currently something i am planing to do.

So idk.. maby the fifth of october? No homo

whats with 5th oct?

If i would have sex with a gay mans anus, I think the fifth of october would be a nice day to do it.
That's all. No homo

you are a faggot.

only a faggot would post these fagot zelda images.

And you are a faggot, AND YOU ARE A FAGGOT!!

You are all faggots!

I can admitt to being a faggot. But I aint gay.

depends, are you of slavic/russian origins?

I was in a similar situation with a friend; we were both drunk and I agreed to let him fuck my ass.
He was almost 7 feet tall and 390 pounds though, built like a giant football player. His dick was really big too, but he just used a lot of lube and eased it in.
It still hurt going in but not as bad as it would have going in dry even though he pounded me pretty hard.
He didn't wear a condom though. He was like three times my size and I could actually feel his body pumping his cum inside me.

No sir.
I am a germanic ethnic group native to Sweden.

Did you enjoy it?

> native to Sweden
I have a hard time believing there are any straight men left there

This thread's some good shit, don't let it die OP.

I live in a small village community. The big city faggotry has yet to reach us.

We do get a fair share of imigrants that we can't deal with tough,, So in a way we are getting fucked in the ass by the government att all times.

I will try my best user!

its a sin OP

>Talks about sins
>Goes on Sup Forums

Mfw you are just a lowbaiting newfag

nah man, getting dicked in your ass hurts for a reason

because its a sin to be homosexual

dude are you fucking retarded.
"huh so maybe if i call people newfag no one will know im new hehe"
>low baiting newfag

Just like females can feel pain the first time?
Sin to be straight aswell then faggot.

inb4 OP says "oh well oh well..." nah OP, you sinned in the way of having a dick in your ass! and lets ask the question we are all wondering, how is letting your friend fuck you in the ass giving him a favor? seems like your his bitch now regarless, youll be doing a helluva a lot more favors if your frined convinced you letting HIM dick YOMUR ass is a favor you extra homosexual.

Try again would ya? samefag.

A place for straight people with dicks in their ass

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yous a gay mans bitch!

> lets ask the question we are all wondering, how is letting your friend fuck you in the ass giving him a favor?
He has had a crush on me for a few years. Did you even read trough the thread?

im sad for you, i did read thats my question,

so this homosexual went into your room, and was like, let me fuck you in the ass and you as a straight man bowed down to the homosexuals game? what a shot in the eye for straight people everywhere. resist these faggots retrace your steps in this scenerio and figure out why you look like the bigger loser in the friendship

do yu understand we are two complettely different straight men bc i have never had a dick in my ass? i have never felt or will feel ever like how you will feel for a long time

im superior to you bc you had gay sex

How will I feel, enlighten me would ya.

whats frustrating is that, can you ask Jesus for forgiveness without punishment when you went real down adn had a penis in your asshole? will God accept your apology? I say yes if you do so right now! pray an apology ASAP and maybe He'll here you out. Cuz from the looks of it, you dont care you just sinned with a mans penis, and thats all they see right now too cuz you didnt pray your sorry. So...well see for now

> can you ask Jesus for forgiveness
>will God accept your apology?
>pray an apology ASAP

Saying jesus is not the biggest faggot of us all?

how dare you say that about our King of the afterlife you dumb athiest

and number two, i bet OP did. whom are you to support homosexuality and lead people astray

Your gay king of the afterlife.

I'd rather go to hell then hang with that quermo for eternity.

alright bet i wont be joining you. do you know who youre talking about

If he asked to come in your ass would you let him?

>do you know who youre talking about
A false idol.

you should be more afraid of jesus because when your done dreaming and ded, his face might pop up and scare the fuck out of you like hiiii?!?!?! im JESUS and this is how the world was. The government did 9/11 now back to your regular scheduled programming of going to hell, because youd rather be there, and well be up in world 2

Not if he asked.
But i would not have been able to stop a surprise ejac.

the first one?

wouldnt Jesus be deciding if your going to Heaven or Hell cuz youre a fucking Jew

what?

Did you prep? Did the thought of shit dick come up?

If you knew your shit, then you would know that for jews, jesus is not a godly figure. So he would not be deciding shit.