What do you call masturbation in your country?
In Canada we say:
>jacking off
>roughing up the subject
>beating up the bishop
>taking maters into your own hands
>choking the chicken
What do you call masturbation in your country?
Cooper Cruz
Brayden Roberts
Contacting the overlord
Jayden Cruz
Wrestling the one-eyed snake.
Wyatt Sullivan
gokke
Isaiah Butler
Shaking off the otter
Joshua Allen
meeting god
Cooper Morales
although it's less popular than saying "shaking off the goose"
Jonathan Peterson
Flogging the dolphin.
Jose Clark
Havin' a bat
Havin' a fap
Havin' a wank
Havin' a toss
Havin' a stroke
Gavin Baker
All of these, but they can be used as verbs too (batting, wanking etc)
Also jack off and jerk off are both used
Joseph Green
A sin.
Mason Ortiz
runka
Carter Lewis
Pounding off
Tuggin it
Samuel King
Se branler
Se masturber
Se taper une queue
Se lustrer l'asperge
Se pignoler
Jordan Morales
J'ai cruse for us Quebecers
Luis Gray
nut, nutting, busting a nut
Thomas Long
Isn't that ejaculating, not masturbating?
Joshua Johnson
runke, dra i tissen, onani onana, henge seg
Alexander Robinson
Illegal
Hunter Ortiz
This can't be true
Samuel Long
jerking off, beating it, fapping
Jacob Wright
opening up the batting
Wyatt Sullivan
masturbación
darle al manubrio
hacerse una paja / hacerse un pajote
sacudir la sardina (beat the sardine)
agitar la nutria (shake the otter)
gayola
darle a la zambomba
hacer escupir al calvo (make the bald one spit)
Chase Williams
That fact that it's illegal makes me want to fap even more. It's the taboo man.
Nathan Phillips
Beat the aeroplane
Cocking the pistol
Self-defense (for some reason)
Justin Rivera
Clean the asparagus
Nathan Davis
None. Haram.
Oliver Bailey
Fisting my mister
Nolan Thomas
I'm not into tantra
Xavier Bailey
Slapping the hotdog
Caleb Walker
White genocide
Sent from my ipad
Blake Ross
Ahorcar el Ganzo
Jalarsela
Tocarse
Toquetearse
Isaiah Wright
Manuela