Not even 10 minutes into the convo and I'm already bored as fuck

Not even 10 minutes into the convo and I'm already bored as fuck

Bitch said she was really hoping to match with me, not even making an effort to make the convo fun

Dubs decides what I say next

Send me a pic of you with an egg in your mouth, you nasty slut

Alright, cut the shit and tell me where you're taking me on the first date.

So, let me get straight to the point, I want you and I think you want me so once I'm done jerking it I want to take you out to eat.

Kek win

So, when are we gunna fuck fam?

holy fuck immediate winrar

Ahoy! Ye can call me Cap'n Ahab and yer be thar white whale I've been eying all my years.

>pirate theme now

Can you swallow the egg whole?

fuck I wasted it, I guess send this to. or use

I'd like to bust my onion powder all over your crumpets *fat language*

Roll

Fuck I should have said no autistic shit

Just waiting on her to reply before I send the egg message

Delivar, OP, goddammit

Oh shit sorry, I didn't mean to say that I have a problem with texting random shit suddenly.

Roll but add meat crumpets

Now op has to text this too.

I'm winning 2 for 3 My life has purpose thanks to landwhales.

send me a picture of you're wet pussy!

Well you dumb shit you talked about music she thinks your boring too

Bump

send me a picture of you're wet pussy!

Op ran away

Niggys burn in hell. no exceptions. ps ur fat lol

LOL

What the shit? Fucking clever haha mega kek

Wow genuine cool

OP here, you're such a cool guy ily

Shes fat as fuck, can only imagine what you look like

10/10 wow omg lolol so funny XD

Rerolling this golden piece of art

The dubs demand it OP

Hello Santa samefag

Why would she use a picture with a big gulp? Fake as fuck

What the fuck are you talking about, assHOLE?

Ate the bait whole gj user

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When I dance my dick does the flippy floppy. I like fat girl head really sloppy.

ALL NIGGERS MUST HANG!!!!

Dubbed so deliver OP

Goddamn OP is a faggot, Trips proves it

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Op is dead

Op is a faggot

Oh man things are getting weird guys what do i do?

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this thread blows

This thread is blast

I love Justin Beiber because his music helps suppress my murderous instincts

Ariana Grande is the bomb

Where the fuck is OP

You don't say.

Bitch, whatchu like so much about twinkies?

The Arena Grenade concert was a blast!

I heard people were blown away

Whiff whuff

Ask her out. Tinder does ALL the hard work of getting someone interested in you. Go get coffee or beer or something