Not even 10 minutes into the convo and I'm already bored as fuck
Bitch said she was really hoping to match with me, not even making an effort to make the convo fun
Dubs decides what I say next
Not even 10 minutes into the convo and I'm already bored as fuck
Bitch said she was really hoping to match with me, not even making an effort to make the convo fun
Dubs decides what I say next
Send me a pic of you with an egg in your mouth, you nasty slut
Alright, cut the shit and tell me where you're taking me on the first date.
So, let me get straight to the point, I want you and I think you want me so once I'm done jerking it I want to take you out to eat.
Kek win
So, when are we gunna fuck fam?
holy fuck immediate winrar
Ahoy! Ye can call me Cap'n Ahab and yer be thar white whale I've been eying all my years.
>pirate theme now
Can you swallow the egg whole?
fuck I wasted it, I guess send this to. or use
I'd like to bust my onion powder all over your crumpets *fat language*
Roll
Fuck I should have said no autistic shit
Just waiting on her to reply before I send the egg message
Delivar, OP, goddammit
Oh shit sorry, I didn't mean to say that I have a problem with texting random shit suddenly.
Roll but add meat crumpets
Now op has to text this too.
I'm winning 2 for 3 My life has purpose thanks to landwhales.
send me a picture of you're wet pussy!
Well you dumb shit you talked about music she thinks your boring too
Bump
send me a picture of you're wet pussy!
Op ran away
Niggys burn in hell. no exceptions. ps ur fat lol
LOL
What the shit? Fucking clever haha mega kek
Wow genuine cool
OP here, you're such a cool guy ily
Shes fat as fuck, can only imagine what you look like
10/10 wow omg lolol so funny XD
Rerolling this golden piece of art
The dubs demand it OP
Hello Santa samefag
Why would she use a picture with a big gulp? Fake as fuck
What the fuck are you talking about, assHOLE?
Ate the bait whole gj user
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When I dance my dick does the flippy floppy. I like fat girl head really sloppy.
ALL NIGGERS MUST HANG!!!!
Dubbed so deliver OP
Goddamn OP is a faggot, Trips proves it
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Op is dead
Op is a faggot
Oh man things are getting weird guys what do i do?
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this thread blows
This thread is blast
I love Justin Beiber because his music helps suppress my murderous instincts
Ariana Grande is the bomb
Where the fuck is OP
You don't say.
Bitch, whatchu like so much about twinkies?
The Arena Grenade concert was a blast!
I heard people were blown away
Whiff whuff
Ask her out. Tinder does ALL the hard work of getting someone interested in you. Go get coffee or beer or something