I want to fuck Emma Watson in front of her cute little brother
Then I'd fuck him while she pees in his face and calls him a little faggot. And he has to wear his sister's Hogwarts uniform and I'd call him Hermione while I fucked him. So that's not even gay is it.
I'd also like to tie him in a chair and torture his penis for hours while his sister makes out with him. No homo.
totally normal
I second it
Why though?
She has so much money that your life would continue as a living hell for the rest of your sorry existence.
I mean the kind of money that would make people get creative in fucking you up.
she'd have to escape first
Pretty much a normal desire for somone who browses Sup Forums
I want to kill one of them and make the other watch, probably the brother because I can't rape him. Well, I can, I just wouldn't enjoy it.
>So that's not even gay is it
I think it might be....
don't you fucking oppress me you nazi
>cute little brother
>fuck him
>so that's not even gay is it
>torture himself penis
>no homo
No homo, not at all.
>balls don't touch
>no eye contact
100% heterosexual
>Schweig schmutzige hund
Well, a hole's a hole.
do you think theyve experimented sexually?
I bet he's had her jerk him off while putting something in his ass
he looks more female than 'her'
no
is he gay?
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holy shit you're beta
not even some light fingerbanging or a blowie?
>So that's not even gay is it.
no
Shes a feminist, when i found that out my dick went from diamonds to being softer than a mashed banana
op is an unkissed faggot
Yup.
>*schmutziger
>also "dreckiger" would be the usual choice in that case
>Scheisse. Entschuldigung mein Bruder. Ich werde mein Leben verbessern
Thank you for teaching me the nazi way of life
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>Morde? Sie sind ja ein schäbiger Lump!
>not making them breed sexy Watson incest babies
get with the program
I have no idea what that means
>arbeit macht frei
>sexy incest babies
I don't think that is how that works
no homo (just to be clear)
This was one of the strangest things I've ever read, but you said no homo, though.
this sounds kind of gay
Its not, he said no homo bro
no it doesn't, the rape victim would be dressed as a girl and fulfilling an entirey female role, OP would be fantasizing about a girl
therefore, not even slightly gay
but he has a penis
you'll be telling me Jazz Jennings isn't female next!
bump
likely a cute uncut dick
with delicious smegma