Ask an Aussie anything

Ask an Aussie anything

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stop shitposting

That's not a question

Is Hugh Jackman a mutant with immorality and metal bones?

could you stop shitposting?

That's a movie mate

Nah

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have you ever met abos irl? if so what are they like?

Have you ever ran over a kangaroo?

Yeah I have. I mean apart form a Tasmanian one that was my mate and his family there was some old guy up in Darwin when I was a child and he told me about being picked up and bounced around the house in Cyclone Tracy.

My mate's family had fought for Australia in the army for 5 generations and got the ability to vote for the country they fought for it 1967. That sort of thing

Don't get them where I live hey

Your thread is trash, you're giving Australians a bad name. Delete this!

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I want to keep a wombat, a koala bear, and a wallaby as pets
is it possible in Australia?

Probably. I doubt they'll be keen though mate. Wild animals

Will you post your bp?

Is it true that kangaroos can knock you out with one punch?

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Probably just kick you in the belly and your guts will go everywhere. Messy

Tasmanian abos are genetically superior to mainland abos.

C-could I pass as a local in your country?

(No bully pls)

Sup Brevik.

Morning

Hey man. How are you?

Pretty nice actually, how are you doing?

Have you ever killed a cane toad? Can you get paid to?

Eh ufc was shit. Kinda bored. Apparently there's been a happening but idk what's going on so guess I'm gonna get happened

Nah I don't live in Qld. And nah I think its more of a hobby. One of the people I talk to online used to wander about with a slug gun and fill a bucket up most days though I think

Thought they were all over australia, guess not then.
Have you ever visited any other anglo countries besides your own and NZ?

Stop it Chen.

Wombats are messy and hard to look after. Our native animals don't make good pets. You can get a handling license as part of being with wildlife care organisations, but it's really not want you think. They aren't domesticated in any respect.

Nope. Been all over most of Australia though. Saw a big turtle on the Great barrier reef. That sort of thing

I'm Tasmanian. Wang

Peace?

Are you the jap Scitzo?

Did you draw it yourself (oppic)?

Nah I found it on Sup Forums

It's cute, good afternoon mate. How it's going? Have you heard anything from the french user who was going to dinner with a qt boi?

Nope. How are you?

I was in bed sorry so I didn't see.

Not bad but i didn't sleep, was erping with a qt boi till it was 6-7 am and then when i finally got into my bed, i was just lying there covered in my blanket trying to sleep, then of course my stupid neighbour has to come and disturb me when i finnaly have started to drowse, around 11 i was phoned from my uni cause i didn't fill up my university network account etc
So i didn't get to sleep at all now i'm only sustaining myself on tea and cupcakes
It's fine i wasn't there too. The last thing i heard of him was about how he feels nervous before the dinner

*didn't sleep so well

What part of Australia are from?
Best state and worst state?
Best city and worst city?

Yeah I read the thread when I got into bed.

Sorry you got no sleep. Where did you find the boy? He's my gf now desu

Also tea and cupcakes are good but so I'd sleep man. So you have school tomorrow?

Hey Chang. Um I'm from Tassie. Best state is California and worst is south Australia. Sydney is nice and the gold coast is bad

Where do you find people? Social network sites and nah i'm going to keep him all to myself
No I have no school tommorow mommy

Thats nice dear. Also selfish

>he would share his qt boi with someone else
What are you, a heretic?

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Maki-chan is the best girl especially if she's a finnish boi

I bet that wasn't really that Finnish poster.

idk even what the hype is about Finns. Most of them look like they have low level down syndrome

Probably, all I know is there was and still is a some finn twink from /mämmi/ general and i've heard some things about a qt estonian twink in /rus/ general.
Regarding the hype... eh idk all finns and estonians are very pale and most of them blond? Two qualities that are most appreciated in twinks? Also they won't show their faces anyway so you don't have to witness their low level down syndrome

Eh idk. As a blonde man dats rayciss

>I'm Tasmanian. Wang

Hello, brother

Thoughts on Australian boys?

Why is it rayciss tho?
Would fug

>Would fug
But that's gay. You're not gay, right?

No, I'm not. We're all straight in glorious motherland pls post more qt ;3

Hmmm, if you say so

what's your favorite way of bantering?

sulking in the corner with a beer browsing Sup Forums on my phone

Damn them pidors to hell. Got more?

One time I went to Taronga zoo
A little golden monkey stole my Shoe
I told the staff about the theft
They said that they would do their best
They found the monkey with my shoe
Upon the trees he swung and flew
The staff had caught him with a net
The monkey was scared I would've bet
The staff had returned my stolen shoe
That is what happened at Taronga zoo.

Hey buddy. Hobart?

Where is she and is she doing well?

this took alot more of my hear to ask

ahhaha fa...

nevermind

Look at new blacked releases next February, screencap this

Is is true a wild animal appears in your backyard every day? How the fuck are you alive?

Yeah man. If you ever seen the Tasmanian devil cartoon it's like that

I've seen some pictures of Australian wild animals.

They look like literal monsters straight from a Disney cartoon, what the fuck.

Why don't Koreans have animals? Did you east them all?

We ate them all.

But yeah this country has no unique animal.

At least you have turtle boats

lel those don't exists anymore

Still cool. Tfw only shitty British boats

Why are you all faggots?

Is it because when you went to primary school and had swimming lessons your speedo's were too tight? Or because of all the dicks you saw there?

Who says we're homos? I just like girls (male)

Look at this fuckin indonesian poppin off

yeah hate them pidors

Wew i would be glad to "hate" that pidor so damn hard

hate those brit pidors too

>hate those brit pidors too

I open this thread and this is the first thing I see.

Now I am sad.

Brit pidors are among one of the most "hateful" pidors. God i hate that tied up qt

Have you ever had a snake or spider into your living place?
How you can to move them out? Do you call 911 for it? How much it costs?

What about medicine there? Is it free, like in Canada or it kind of USA's with ensurance system?

Is it true, that all australians are slow?
For example, I have info, that simple things, like bank account opening, can take few hours.

For example, if I will have a migration visa (will not have never :( ) how much money will I need for first time living, for example, in melbourne or sydney?

How much kangooro meet costs? Is it cheaper, than pork? Is it tasty or not?
Can you try to eat crocodile meat?

Can you describe any fully australian thing?

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No it's illegal. They're not suitable pets and it's considered abuse to keep unsuitable pets. By "unsuitable" they mean that it can't really live in a pet environment properly, most pets are attuned to said pet environment by being bred for it over the centuries. The co-existence doesn't quite work, nor are they generally receptive to being pets, can often have violent outbursts for example.

Also these don't have large populations, so growing the wild populations is considered more important than providing exotic pets for foreigners (or Aussies too).

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