Australian man plunges several storeys while running from emus

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what if you cant afford the reparations?

EMU KILL ALL AUSTRALIANS NOW

WERE COMING FOR YOU BRUCE

RAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH DIE

Its just a fucking bird. Why will aussies wrestle crocs but run from a fucking pest?

KILL THE AUSTRALIAN

DID YOU CALL ME A PEST BITCH

Emu war reparations not being paid on time will get you killed

Strewth mates.

I've got no guns!
What do I do?!

America, save me, SAVE ME!

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How did they lose a wat to emu's? Did the emus have some kickass General Emu? Did they get The Art of War translated to emu-ese? HOW DID AUSSIES LOSE TO A WAR TO A BUNCH OF BIRDS?

It was a stupid fucking idea to spend all the money reserved for war reparations on French submarines.

Goddamn it Australia.

RARWRAARARARA EAT THE AUSRRALIAN DIE NOW DIE

>MFW I've had horses and llamas and shit by me while mountain biking, but not gigantic bipedal birds

We're nice but not to Australians

The Australians have accepted defeat

They all have AIDS and a 2 foot long cock and a penchant for men's arses.
You'd run too Forest Gump

Why don't you surrender and join us for lunch

Thats me, 2nd kid on the right

Pictured:

Leader of Australian defense forces signing over sovereignty to the Emu General.

In school we read this beautiful book

How can Australians even compete

>MFW emus are spreading their subversion throughout the commonwealth
Hahaha, the worm turns.

They don't
It's about an inter species relationship between an emu and a Sheila from Alice Spring

REMOVE STRAYA

The emus plan on breeding with humans to make half breeds

>storeys

Guess how I know this is a fake headline, you Maori savage.

Many Aussies do look a bit too 'bird-like', those emus must have raped the shit out of those aussie whores

>a Sheila from Alice Spring
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what kind of Rato is that ?

Some emus even mixed with Abos

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Kangaroos too mate.

A kangaroo

I hate kangaroos so much

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Is that Jeb Bushman?

Eat garbage

>Dying with a boner

At least he was happy.

What the fuck were emus doing seven storeys up in the first place?

HAPPY

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Me too.

>They all have AIDS and a 2 foot long cock and a penchant for men's arses.
How'd they get AIDS? Abos gave it to them?

No regular Australians did

emus cant swim, we gotta be able to hide somewhere.

So straya, why don't you just eat the birds again?

devil rat m8

Shut up

Emus are fucking fast m8. You need a helicopter to herd them out bush, even motorbikes have trouble over the kind of terrain we have.

Aren't Cassowaries way more fucking dangerous than emus?

HOW CAN AUSTRALIANS EVEN COMPETE?

THEY'RE TAKING YOUR WOMEN

Emus are peaceful

Its a tassie devil there is a looney tunes cartoon character based off it

Rare screencap, thanks friend

everything in the universe is peaceful relative to cassowaries

GAS THE EMUS SPECIES WAR NOW

Slow fucking news day

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>storeys

It's stories you illiterate bogan

PROBLEM MATE?

Yeah
Stories are for books, storeys are for buildings

How can aussies even compete?

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Would you punch a large bird like an emu, Sup Forums?

It's my meme setup, I said "fuck off" to Adobe years ago.

Pixelmator has more meme energy.

>Sneaky emu
So is this scientific proof that sneakiness is relative to nose/beak shape?

nah Ninjas kinda blow that out the water.
Emus are just fucking weird

>666
Why is no one checking Lord Satan trips?

GAS THE EMUS, BIRD WAR NOW

We dont need them sluts anyway, we've moved on to better things

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Say just a fucking bird again I dare you.

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Ancestral memory from when humans were on the menu for even bigger birds.

Jesus fuck why are Australians such cucks? No wonder their women are going for that Big Fat Raptor Cock

Why does Australia have all the fucked up animals? White sharks, jelly fish, emus, Tasmanian Devils, koala bears...

dude you barely scratched the list of fucked up animals

Assault emus.

Those were the only real nigga animals that could survive that terrain

Better than being beak raped by a mob demanding their treaty reparations. Death before dishonor!

Reminds me of Jurassic Park.

Is that the guy from Whitesnake?

>big chickens scare wussy Australians

lmao

Blood for the Emu God!

The wife has a look of "Fuck it, i've given up. He wants to live out this faggy fantasy, let him have it..."

Illiterate means unable to read or write., not bad at spelling, you uneducated salad dodger!