Life Pro Tip: I'm unroastable

Life Pro Tip: I'm unroastable.

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Fuck off reddit fag
and no, that's not a roast. I'm actually telling you to go away

Fuck off redditor.

Not from reddit bitch

roast me guys

Nice mouth fedora. I bet you smoke menthols like a chick. Bet its not even a Red like a real man. Might even be a Newport like the nigger you are.

No need, those cigs will roast your lungs slowly over time and make the last half of your short life a living hell.

Nah man, that look in your eyes shows me that you've already gone through enough shit, to not give a fuck. Life has you roasted, so I don't have to.

I think your hairline is afraid of cigarette smoke.

whatever you say, egghead

Get a smaller sign, I can't see how your transition is going.

You look like you shave with metallic anal beads.

>white nigger

Kek

You look like the retarded little brother of the lead singer from Staind

Looks like a fucking Conehead from Saturday Night Live.....

Your rapper name is C-Section

you look like you trying to be confident like you can take it but your eyes are dead because you are self conscious about your 5head. 5head isn't shit when you look like you're completely dead inside like life has stomped on you a million times and you're just burnt out and wanna die.

This looks more like an AMA for Sloth's stunt double from The Goonies.

More like a-bort

He said it^

You look like you could wear a turtle neck and no one would notice its a turtle neck.

You look like you still brag about being benched on your high school football team 20 years ago.

Except when your boyfriends are spit roasting you and making you the support beam in an Eiffel tower.

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This made me kek.

Fuck off Goyle

OP be the kinda nigga that holds a sign up to cover up his egg body shape.

>THICC

Pic kinda related, but there ain't no way this nigga misses out on meals

I'd rather hard-boil you.

Unroastable.

Roast me guys

You look like Adam Sandler if he had given up on life and got stung by wasps

You look like you ate Aaron Paul and washed it down with 14 birthday cakes

Roast me, I need validation

im sure the back of that sign says, "roasted too hard. Can't find a job... anything helps. God Bless!"

gay/10

He kinda looks like Jerry Doyle(rip) ate Aaron Paul and washed him down with 14 birthday cakes.

The only thing that you'll ever do is end it all, cumstain.

your sign is shit

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