>be me, 22yo grill (this is a few years ago) >have friend who is classic neckbeard type >friend is virgin >i get along well with neckbeard types >friend and i exchange porn >really cool and open >anyway >i knew he was a virgin (at 22 as well) >"hey so friend do you want to not be a virgin anymore?" >"yeah sure anonette" >really chill >go to his place >have sex >was actually really nice >definitely top 3 sexy times >tried out all the things he wanted to >different positions, blowjob etc >now friend isn't virgin anymore >still friends, still exchange porn
tl:dr; virginfags are always like "can't these bitches just take one for the team" well I actually did.
Grayson Sanchez
Also general sex storytime thread
Aaron Wilson
I'll post another
>had a casual hookup for a while who had a huge fetish for morph suits >he hadn't told anyone about it >asked me if I'd be keen because he thought I was the only person likely to say yes >say yes >had sex both wearing a full body black morph suit >notbad.jpg >cool and slippery >9/10 would do again
pic related, were both wearing one of these
Brody Roberts
nice
Zachary Howard
I'll post another but if no one else will add anymore I'll kill thread
>was having sex at university >in a practise room at music school >the chair we were having sex on was numbered >K38 >bf cums and gets jizz all over the chair >next day in class >uni flys in this super important teacher from sydney to teach at our conservatorium >teacher is taking class sitting on >you guessed it >K38
Carter King
>Today, in things that totally happened...
David Taylor
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. >Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Aiden Myers
Should I keep posting? I have a few more cool sex stories.
Elijah Parker
No
Xavier King
TITS OR GTFO
Tyler Rodriguez
Ok one more
>have peer at music school >absolute dickhead >jocky singlet wearing type >always paint himself as a huge ladykiller >always creeps on girls at parties etc >anyway >he was creeping on me for ages >one night decide 'fuck it' and go through with sexing him >he jizzes in me with no warning and without asking me if i was on birth control >i wasn't >get super mad >next day have to go get morning after pill >that shit fucks you up >ctrl+alt+del force:period >plus hormone fuckery >go up to shitcunt the next day >present him with $15 receipt >"you owe me this money" >caught him offguard in front of his friends >meekly hands me $15 >proceed to ruin his reputation at uni >find out all the lies he's been telling about girls he's fucked >everyone hates him >he totally deserved it
Kevin Perry
Tits or gtfo
Nathaniel Hall
Yes, only way to prove the stories are even remotely true.
Noah Peterson
Tits or gtfo
Ryder Lewis
yeah k
Joseph Long
OP sounds like a girl that makes terrible choices . I would call her a whore but I'm sure they would get at least cash or drugs out of the losers they fuck
Jaxon Adams
You know the rules: Tits or GTFO
Jeremiah Ortiz
I'd nut inside u too tbh
John Cooper
Timestamp required
Dominic Foster
Feminine penis or GTFO
Levi Nelson
>No timestap not you.
Joseph Cook
oh you're right I should definitely let strangers on Sup Forums decide what sex choices I should make instead of making my own adult decisions
Jack Parker
timestamp that shit
Jonathan Wilson
Do you cunts want some more stories or not?
Brody Scott
damn sexy tryna get your pussy ate? where you live at??
Xavier Campbell
>be my 15 >have 10/10 gf (some how) >we talk and we decide to do it on my 16 birthday (we are both virgins) >I say I will see to everything and it will be a surprise for her >ask a friend to book a room in the posh hotel (you have to be 18 to book but not to pick up the key) >my birthday, I take the key in the morning >that afternoon we go to the hotel room and we do it >she is very tight >use lots of lube >lube makes it go more smoothly >keep going until out of lube I come 4 times she cums 7 >cuddle until we fall asleep >next morning we get dressed and leave >she was a bit sore
Nice sweet way to lose it
Carter Butler
this is the most hilarious post i've read.
you hate the dude but you fuck him anyway. then you try and twist the story to make him the bad guy.
>then i totally ruined his lyfe! on what planet do you think people believe this shit?
Carson Clark
We want timestamped tits
Blake Watson
If we're lucky. Pic related. Pretty please?
Parker Martinez
sure thang
Camden Bailey
No, please keep them to yourself
Kayden Thompson
nice imagination you got there
Camden Campbell
that's a nice story dude.
my first time was with a drunk bitch that'd already sucked my mates cock. she stunk so bad i had to wash everything a dozen times. also i caught a UTI off her.
didn't even cum, felt like humping air.
Nolan Green
Not really no, they seem fake and boring.
Cooper Gomez
Ok one more then if you fags dont stop clucking about with your 'timestamped tits or gtfo' bullshit I'm out
>was out one night with dickhead from earlier's friend >friend is a couple years younger than me >cute little twink looking thing >skinny, long golden hair >rock musician >super cute >anyway >we ended up banging which was a little weird because he was a lot younger and went to school with my younger sibling >younger sibling lived with me for a while >came home from fucking this boy >"hey sibling guess what I did last night" >"friend's name" >sibling lol'd so hard
Hunter Ramirez
>keep going until out of lube I come 4 times she cums 7 So this thread only contains fake stories made by 12 years old?
Hunter Smith
fake and gay
Dylan Wood
>some autist took time out of his day to write this shit thinking anyone would believe it smfh tbqh famalam
Leo Sanders
>buhu, why won't you believe my fake stories ;_;
Michael Richardson
bad pic but this is me and him notice my face reads "i hate this guy and his corny advances" instead of "oh isn't he so cute and charming"
Henry Wilson
nice story if true
Nicholas Bell
Timestamp ya dumb slut
Logan Robinson
That's cute user and thanks for actually contributing
Christopher Cooper
its fake and gay
Charles Lewis
Damn, this is more interesting that OP's fake stories.
Xavier Moore
this thread is just a bunch of lying faggots trying to impress each other
Elijah Phillips
If true, good for you femanon.
Ethan Phillips
ok I'm done you guys are ridiculous. See you in the next thread.
Cameron Jackson
why is this picture a screenshot?
Jack Gray
Pfft >when i 13 years old >crazy sex drive >hanging out with younger fat girls >cause they have big boobs and are >easy >watch one girl . Blow an older guy >He cums in her mouth >then her friend , ugly girl >blows the guys friend >same ending >I decide she easy and want to cum in her mouth >call to her house everyday >ask her to come for a walk >She always gave bj >Sometimes her friend would watch >when she did it was tough staying hard
Asher Smith
Bye Steve
Carson Parker
Good luck trying to make believable stories
Jackson Thompson
Sweet dubz
Carson Flores
>posts fake tits and fake stories >b-believe me or i'll l-leave >haha that'll show those oppressive males You obviously know the rules, but won't follow them, you're the neckbeard man in the story and none of this happened. Go, user. Just go.
Thomas Flores
>wife has affair >I take wife back >wife wants divorce 6 months later >ok >double the number of sexual partners I've had in my life in the last 3 weeks >byebitch.wav
Austin Butler
so you've had sex with 2 women in the past week ?
James Clark
past 3 weeks
Easton Green
you're a cool chick
Cooper Moore
slut tits or gtfo
come on, take one for the team like you already did
Colton Perez
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Levi Jackson
looks like you like it b8man
David Adams
god bless your heart and slutty poonany. Now, where dem tits at?
If you were truly altruistic, "taking one for the team" - providing a pictorial depiction of your mammaries for your fellow deviant sub-surface denizen would be highly......tits or gtfo!