I don't understand how people can believe the evolution theory. They are so retarded

I don't understand how people can believe the evolution theory. They are so retarded.

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Uhm dude, that fellow in your picture evolved beside us, we didn't evolve from him.
We had a common ancestor which had populations that split off and found different ways of surviving.
They survived and evolved looking like that and we survived and evolved differently.

*throws bag of attention*

There you go...

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Because the whole apes to man evolution cycle that's spread across this fucking globe is nonsense. It's not a line, it's a tree with many MANY branches. We are simply one brand of evolution, apes are another.

Don't worry man.
Earth is flat
Also fox news are real news.

Wheww lad

Niggers came from Africa. They still have niggers in Africa. Where are all the niggers in the Atlantic?

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They turned pale in order to get vitamin d from the lesser amount of sunlight.

>every form in between died off
>niggers of the kalahari still jumping around and living in mudhuts
theyve almost died off

I literally had someone ask me in college if evolution is real why are there still "monkeys" obviously meant apes but I was amazed this person would presumably be my colleague assuming they finished their education.

This is why American education is so pitiful. It's not the between, it's the past. Us and modern great apes have a common ancestor, homo nadeli. We evolved and apes evolved from that same being. But sure believing in a white guy that lives in the clouds is easier, I guess.

This

Lemme see if i got this correct. i havent evolved at all, but humans are a completely different species

see what i did there? i took your thing and i twisted it around, turned it around upside down 180 and baseballed that shit out of homefield, touchdown

No.
>every form in between died off


My ancestors all died off.
so did all its ancestors.

it is evolved from another, earlier type of ape/monkey, just like we are evolved from an earlier hominid.

nope, THIS:

also sage

Your bait needs work, bucko. There was no feeling in your post.

Also, evolution is fact. Deal with it.

Macro evolution is retarded. A species has never transitioned into another species.

Fish grew legs and lungs, left the water for land, then decided they like the water and went back and transitioned into whales....

Yes, you believe a fairy tale.

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fpbp

What other alternative is there?

We have observed species becoming a new species. Next question?

scientology

Discarded.

You filth.

ITT: People who know nothing about evolution debating evolution...good for a kek at least. Stupid people usually are.

L. Ron Hubbard is literally quoted for saying "want money? form a religion".
Believing in anything that man founded, is tantamount to willful ignorance.

keep reaching,fag.

u even know that dude's name.. de fuck...?? kek

What is love?

This from a guy who believes a religion that is younger than my grandma.
I read up on him after getting invited to a bunch of scientology stuff, found out how culty and shit it was through that.

I'd be willing to fuck female gorillas on a daily basis to see how the kids turn out.

First thought this was a racist thread about AIDS or some shit. Kinda disappointed now Sup Forums

Most people don't get this.

That's okay, some concepts are beyond your level of understanding.

Maybe you should just stick to fixing cars, or a nice office job, or maybe porn.

keep reaching for that rainbow,friend.

A chemical reaction to meeting a person with genes that would fit nicely with your genes.
What are you trying to say user, you claim evolution is wrong and scientology is right. But you add no arguments for your assertions other than calling me fag and friend.

All you fags on Sup Forums are retarded. Scientist can not prove the THEORY of evolution but yet one of you neck beards on Sup Forums can?

Why is nobody talking about the fact that just this fucking week they found human remains that date back millions of years before the "first human" was found in Africa ?

How long did you faggots believe human life started in Africa?

Also what the fuck about those monkey pig hybrid babies that keep popping up? How the fuck does that make any sense if evolution is real?

You're all faggots

Oh, and;
>/thread

that's about it, buddy.

>reaching that deep in 2016+1

You see, the cool thing about scientific theories is that they change if new evidence is found that contradict part of them.
Saying "because god" never really changes and doesn't teach us anything new.

thats the most retarded shit anyone has ever said....(since Darwin)

>Shit this guy is arguing for changing your stance when new evidence comes out, better call him a retard.

Here's something new. Africa might literally be trying to kill humanity. AIDS, Ebola are the latest viruses to come out of the dark continent.

Given the temperate weather, poor sanitary conditions, poor medical infrastructure, communicable diseases like cholera, malaria, meningitis have been killing and mutating for decades, centuries. Lately, the strains have gotten far more virulent. 20 years ago it was AIDS that seemed like it was gonna kill everyone, EBOLA got aggressive just last year. And neither one is under control. Another outbreak or mutation could be it.

So, in terms of evolution, Africa being the cradle of Civilisation, why is it bent on just killing everyone now. Something to think about.

God is fake.
Here's explanation for people that think monkeys turned into humans in some form of globally accepted methamorphose.
Evolution isn't about you changing into something else, it's about your babies being disabled.

You autístic fuck when the fuck did I mention god?

>hurrr durrr you don't accept things u don't see n believe n dum things u must believe in evolution

Believing in the THEORY of evolution is just as fucking stupid as believing in the theory of a god

Evolution proof on a time scale even a dumb troll like you can't deny and can understand

m.youtube.com/watch?v=plVk4NVIUh8

The theory of evolution has evidence that supports it though. The theory of god doesn't.

tfw people try to use the fact that evolution is a theory to disprove it
yall are dumb as fuck learn what a scientific theory entails

here, have a pic

>hurr durr you autistic fuck
>hurr durr the word THEORY is in it, so it must obvously be very retarded to believe it, must'nt it
first of all, don't come at me like I was accusing you of believing in god, I don't even know which one of the 3 or 4 anons I spoke to you are so stfu or make yourself more identifyable.
Second of all, to your theory bullshit, in the deep end every perceivable thing is just a theory of that what we can perceive and "prove" in experiments is true. People just commonly accept the evolution theory as true because it's the most probable thing, whereas probable means that it conflicts with the least other most probable things. Your arguments are all invalid and you're free to believe whatever you want, I just wanted to inform OP on the subject that the whole "monkeys are still there how can they be our ancestors" bullshit is just a misunderstanding of the theory of evolution and doesn't "prove that it's wrong". If it was that easy it would have been dumped by people more intelligent than most of this thread long ago

thats not how evolution works, retard.

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

I don't know if that's bait or supposed to trigger any kind of emotion in me or if you're legit trying to argument against. But either way I don't get one word of meaning from what you just said.

It's a copy pasta, stitched together by many memes.

You're alive, and your distant cousins are alive, but your great great great grandparents are dead.

Family trees are a lie.

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Wait what do you mean most people don't get this
Is humanity really this broadly retarded?

I'm pretty sure you are something in between, so your argument is invalid

ÞIS SO HARD

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not really sure about the universe"

I mean, this, but also consider my point

The "in-betweens" walk among us, making stupid ass posts like this

Nice bait.

The things that are alive now are the best at survival. Why did the rest die off? Because survival is a competition for fucks sake.

The stupidity of some people keep me amazed.

becos for he will a invent a homosapieon pepel is a bulsit so then evolusion is a bulsit yes

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this is why

Some people are smart, some aren't.
It's about who survived long enough to be here.

but who will a dinosoras?

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In this video you can hear one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse himself speaking on this topic.

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You calling me a homo??

pff...

this is the proper boffin. The man obviously knows his stuff as opposed to Richard "la-di-dah" Dawkins.

boo!

>Lemme see if I got this correct
>I survived, my cousins survived, but my grandparents are dead?

If you don't want to be called homo, stop being human.
Homo is the latin word for human.

Casting pearls before swine.
Tomorrow, he'll come back and start the exact same thread with the exact same image and if you're not here to copypasta your answer, he will declare victory forever and ever.

What else is new?
I know my participation has no discernible impact on anything, but at least it entertains me while I am here.

>Homo is the latin word for "other like me."
ftfy

yeah well I chose to believe otherwise. deal with it.

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No, no you have not....

>Willful ignorance is a virtue guys.

Um, I'm pretty sure I wrote "/thread". How about you respect the rules, hm?

You can't thread your own posts user.
That is also a rule.

That

It's not that obscure...

Really? Aw man, I thought I was an old-homo (which is latin for human, btw).

You're funny man, I like that about you.

If it is false then how can we have diffrent races? Blacks fit in the sun and whites fit where there is less sun. I know this is bait but just wanted to say this.

>what are niggers
>what are abos
There are definitely transitional forms still around. Also chimps have a common ancestor with humans, not a direct line to us.

watch this

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might be way over your head though, mah niggas