Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in >insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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youtube.com/watch?v=_EaxtWVFOZ4
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No no it just hurts my stomach

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A foxxy claim approaches

How do I stop being so angry all the time?

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Can you avoid the things that make you angry sono?

That sounds like an allergy
Simple! hug me

I cannot and I started hitting them involuntary.
Its getting to the point when I'm going to snug them in the fucking face

im too angry to into hugs

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Slow ass thread.

QUICK! Post sick ass music!
youtube.com/watch?v=TVli0334lD0

Kimi ni Todoke? From Me to You? Sadako? Odd. You probably haven't seen the anime then.

Nah thats just silly
I think you may want to try and relax first Sono. Thats always the first step to not being angry

>pulls his hands back from her armpits
>pins her down and sits on her thighs
Well as soon as she heard I'm a boy, she screamed something about "the cross" and took out a machine gun... and shot it wildly around...
Not very stable!
>tickles her neck
chitogege

I was born angry. But seriously I can't relax when I'm around them.

Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, be happy
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy now

What things do you find to be calming?

Ugh I hate that song.

And you didn't write it.

Beating people up. I'm not even joking.

ERP your worries away.

You cant just do that though. Maybe try to focus on finding something that would help that is less uh destructive

Ok tell me whats been going on then. Have people in you house been screwing with you? Is there an ass hole at work?
No I don't think I have seen it I will add it to my list tho it looks good. What is it like?
Is it just for hot chocolate or all chocolate?
Your a boy?!
>grabs hands
>pulls you down face to face
>rolls so is now on top

You truly are angry beyond comprehension

I can't even ERP anymore. I used to do it a lot with everyone back in 2012-2014. Now can't even get in the mood.
Ah I started punching my chair and now everyone is looking at me...

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I dont feel anything when eating normal chocolate
Maybe a stress ball would be a good start?

>looks up at her
E-eh?? Yeah, I am...

I HAVE RETURNED FROM ACEN WITH A RENEWED VIGOR FOR THE ONE WAIFU

THE TRUE WAIFU

You give me kiss

Its my mom, she's always talking to me and telling me to do favors even when I'm at work. She'll come to my apartment move my shit around and throw stuff out when I'm not around.
I want you to kill me.
Hello Mai

I can't do that, I'm not a killer

Sorry man, you're too far gone unfortunately.

I don't know...
Which one is a good one?
Do they really work?
I think a fucking blood vessel is going to blow up in my brain
But my lips belong to Alice.
She's a great waifu

yes

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Im not sure Sono but you need something it seems to help you relax.

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>>gasses you

Sure you can, I'm not a killer either and I do it all the time.
I miss ERPing with people too.
No.
Poor Mash...
Recommend me some other things, please

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Hi
Im not sure really but you may want to try some breathing exercises

I see. Well, girl looks like a movie monster which causes her to grow up incredibly insecure and awkward. She now wants to make friends and a boy intends to help her. One of the best romance anime ever, desu. So good another anime plagiarized off it.
Hello head-chan.
NOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
No.

I want to fucking kill something

*grabs your shoulders and kisses you*

Soraka is a beautiful champion


define sick ass
just an avatar :o

Idk then it is strange tho
Any one else about you place atm or is it just you?
I didn't realise, you are awfully cute!
>tickles neck
Have you considered changing the locks? so she can't get in, I would do it for you being a lock smith and all but I'm an ocean away
NO!......maybe?
I don't normally go for romance but I will give it a go the premise does sound interesting

>>unzips pants

No! Only Alice can kiss me!

Sono its ok calm down
Its just me

hello

lewd!
Are you Chitoge?
Y-y-you too
Ahhh, ticklees!
>tries to roll away but can't

I can't, I just want a quiet life

boop

Anything exciting going on?

How are you?

watch facesitting porn

>NOOOOOOOOOOOPE

SHE IS BEST WAIFU ALL OTHERS ARE FALSE

>>booping intensifies

Good bye, thread. I'm sorry.

I told her today not to come by anymore or I'm going to change the locks and call the cops.
Can't stand this bitch anymore. She brings her old dirty garbage to my apartment and leaves it there. I don't want that old shit.
>zips your pants back up
You stop that.
I'm so fucking mad though, I want to die.
I have to go now, I don't feel like my normal self anymore. Bye Tomo

No, I just like the waifu

confused

why is this being posted?

google.com/amp/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sick%20ass&=true
>Totally cool, delicious, great.
You don't watch romance? What's wrong with you? Actually maybe it's me that's wrong. I'm lonely so I need to fill the void. You probably get swarmed by bitches.
Betty Boop?
NO! My waifu is more perfect and pure than your entry level bitch!

Im sorry you cant relax sonol. Bye
about?

>>booping intensifies

Baia Sono

Nope, just boop.
You the one talking about conspiracy shit earlier?
If so, got any suggestions for some good stuff to watch?

You like Chitoge?

I like the character
That sounds like it describes food not music :o

Chitoge?

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Nice some peace and quiet I envy you
How much family have you got?
>Grabs your arms and puts them at you sides
>wraps legs around you pining your arms in place
Aw thank you that's so sweet
so why do you wear a dress!
>Tickles under your chin
garbage? like black bags off shit? That sounds like she is taking advantage of you what a bitch
No I have had only one serious gf in my life but we were together for a long time for my age
I don't know witch of us is the strange one may be you should put a question out to the hole thread to see if they watch it to?

>cuckporn
you have fine taste my friend

A good bit.

why is rikka being beaten

hi

hi taiga

someone I don't want to get into it

Aww yiss.
>>ERP-様

Well hopefully you sort it out

yes

I meant I the same house with you

elfpire
no I don't even want to be their friend

I-I just think it looks better on me!
H-hey!
>tilts his head to the side, away from her hand
>turns it back in the other direction when her hand follows again
>a slight bulge can be felt by her sitting on him, he really is a boy
>tries to clamp her hand under his chin
Chitoge is best from the series!

ERP?

Hai hai Shinobu
How's it going?

she's cute

earlover
can you just ignore the person then?

eh, still tired but i need to stay awake, how are you?

Yep yep yep. Kay desu.
youtube.com/watch?v=K4rCzA8fS84 (nerd shit babble but the idea is our lives are a computer simulation)
youtube.com/watch?v=_EaxtWVFOZ4 (world is run by Satanic Illuminati agents)
youtube.com/watch?v=HbSCGUPX8Sw (these guys have been to Sup Forums I think)
youtube.com/watch?v=BplUD6kQYuU (the government is stealing children for sex and sacrificial ceremonies)
That's only a few.
Well then that means your hungry. Food can be sick ass like music.
Not sure about that. I'm sure everyone here has seen at least ONE romance anime considering we are in a waifu thread.
Pffft, cucks.

Nice avatar

4 others. 3 siblings.
Maybe try to break that news to them?

She's perfect!
I am, but I've been eating ramen for 2 days

>Perfect
>Blonde

I miss ellie tbh :(

how old are your siblings?

Claiming emotionless psychopath

private calls
already did years ago

perfect!

Not too bad, just sitting here painting some warhammer and occasionally posting in thread.

Whew, thanks a lot! I'll bookmark them all.
Watched a couple flat earth theory ones the other day. Haven't watched too much about the Illuminati, so this is going to be interesting.

Oldest is highschool. Other 2 are middle schoolers.
Hi
Remind them maybe?

How would Yuki be a psychopath?

Yes they definitely look good on you!
>hands are trapped
>feels a bulge
Eep!
>releases you with legs
>falls on side
How do you deal with that I wouldn't be able to deal with that many people, do they at least leave you alone?
haha yeh that is true but I still wonder if romance is one of the most popular genres here I doubt if it beats comedy
>Pets

Judging by the way I keep dying, I don't think I'm good a terraria