Rate my girlfriend, b

rate my girlfriend, b.

user...get my harpoon

2 / blueberry

Where is she is she behind the fucking hippo?

Any port in a storm

Her ass is so big that it's can be a new planet to live.

1/10 but still would fuck.

when you go dancing does the band skip

I'd rate her as pre-diabetic

You need to get her a new shirt, she's clearly outgrown that one.

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Looks less like a woman and more like a boulder with moss.

I would pound the shit out of that big buttery cunt then cry myself to sleep /10

Why is my self esteem so low that I would fuck that thing? I've been with gorgeous teens and hot women but man if she bought me a beer I would go down on her

I would throatduck her till she pukes to see what she has down there

The only times I've came from a bj is from fat girls. I'm sorry but self worth is kryptonite to bj skill

Checked

Kek oh well worth a shot

Wold fuck you up the ass while she record

You know those cartoons with unrealistically fat people she out does them. Her gut looks like she swallowed Winnie the Pooh then stuffed dwarfs in her legs. Your girl is a 3/10 only goes she has some fucker who wants her.

>Ultimate kek
Please tell me this whale is just pregnant

that was 20lbs ago...

9/11

File name

KEK

I bet her piss tastes like birthday cake