CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON

CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON

Give me the wood

Belt.

What are the stats on the belt and broom?

>not collecting the 100 twigs to make a mighty faggot

Belt has high dps and gives you another option for your other hand, broom has more range and a chance for piercing damage but is two handed.

does the power cable have lighting damage?

The stick

>Not using weapon mod item to combine belt and sandal

Plebs all of you.

Broom it is.
Sometimes that range and piercing really help

You must be a woman if you can be pierced by a bunch hairs on a stick. My masculine body would never allow such a thing to happen. Might I add that my penis is larger than average.

Am I wearing shoes? If not I'll pick the flipflop, I don't want to exhaust my feet

When is the wooden spoon DLC?

I'll take the floor.

I wanna learn the broom, but is the damage output good?

Belt, I will be called Beltmont I'm using the strongest whip type weapon.

stick because stick always win

>not charger + stick

Heretics will pay the price

>Nobody chose the sandal
You fags have forgotten your roots!

ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

Let's see you take a stab from the broom handle in the solar plexus. Not the fucking brush end.

>LET'S ROCK

The wood

Only with the cleanliness perk and you need to factor in STR.

It's like DDA Cataclysm all over again.

I'll take the meme finesse build coat hanger

Belt is OP as fuck.
Sandal only works if you play a female character and then it's stronger than belt.

>i'm in a roleplaying game but i can't decide if i'm wearing shoes or not
>please game, tell me if i have shoes
fucking nu-gamers i swear to g*d

Can I use the hanger to stealth hang enemies or is at boomerang type weapon?

Wood>Broom>Belt>Cable>Sandal>>>>Hanger>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Stick

yall mothafuckas never been hit with an extension cord. You just fucking feel it like holy hell the stingin
>mfw

LA CHANCLA JAJAJA

SSS Tier
Wooden Spoon
Belt

S Tier
Sandal (if latino woman)

A Tier
Wood
Cord

B Tier
Broom


C Tier
Sandal (if male)
Hanger

D Tier
Branch

The plank.

MODS

MOOOOOOOOODS

This was a video game related thread, thanks mods.

FUCKING MODS

I'll be taken the belt

Have you never been it by a cord