I hate the modern Internet. It should have never become this popular or accessible

I hate the modern Internet. It should have never become this popular or accessible.

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Or this corporate-controlled.

Get off then, leafling.

What's that burning smell?

I remember the entirely text-based internet (early '90s) before AOL let every idiot online. 320x200x256 VGA p0rn FTW!

...strokes invisible neckbeard...

The worst is yet to come as the third worlders are starting to use the Internet.

I read an interesting article a few years ago that correlated the rise of minorities and women on the internet with the rise of smartphones.

Using the early 2000s as an example, in those days it required a little effort to sit down and use a desktop to browse the web. Even though it involved little effort, only men seemed to take an interest.

Once smart phones came around, the internet became available at the touch of a button. Thanks to the smart phone we now have our XX and melanin-enriched friends molding the internet.

Only old but still popular site I've noticed that has been relatively untouched is Newgrounds, though it now has SJW content.

The third world having access to the biggest information source in the world including how all the good countries and their technology work SHOULD help them to get their shit together and better themselves
And if they don't, we can assure ourselves all the more of their inferiority

Yeah! You should have to do your own socket programming to use the internet!

Bah! Unless you were there during the great congestive collapse of 1986 you don't belong on the Internet!

The whole idea of the internet ws that everyone can access it.

Alot of people on here believe the internet started around 9/11. I was jacking off to 28.8 pics as a 13 year old back in '94. As a guy who's calculus teacher taught him how to program c++ and html back inthe 90s before he graduated high school I don't have any sympathy.

What's ur mom's heart condition got to do with all this?

>use African proxy
>be a huge asshole to every other African poster
>a week later
>African countries again at war with each other because they couldn't take the bantz

Man i miss the design of those old computers and CRTs.

You don't get cases with those kinds of colors/style anymore.

imagine the possibilites. we could start raids that result in local African warlords commiting absolute massacres.

the future is glorious

A plethora of information, yet no real knowledge is gained

The old towers are available all day long.


Crt is still widelt available in the movie industry.

Really you just seem like a giant faggot

>SHOULD help them to get their shit together and better themselves

For over 2 decades now they had access to pretty much every aspect of western or first world information. including: IT-technology, engineering, agriculture, biology, medicine, physics and whatever else they want. everything at a university level and ready to use. Most of them did nothing with it and continued to do siestas or hunt virgins to cure aids.

Some societies are just better than others. The only country that actually managed to use the internet to its advantage was China. Their hackers got specs and schematics for everything they wanted. Of course their replicas dont match western industrystandards, but it kind of works for them.

This is the golden age for information.

Just wish there wasn't so much misinformation and stupidity.

>mfw haven't even browsed with lynx from ur shell acct

eh, it doesn't look half bad!

>tfw had an operating WIN 95 desktop back home
>tfw my home burned down

Those were the golden years

>The Information Super Highway

Have you ever driven on a highway?
Full of dumbfucks and putzes.

The third world right now is getting information on the internet on how to migrate to the 1st world.

I too hate it when lesser races appropriate our culture.

Why dont you faggots get weedman to prevent some of those fires so i dont have to breath this shitty air.

friendo, that wasn't very nice

If you fight the fire, it wins

U can innabush with me anytime canabroh!

Remember these babies?

It's pretty much destroyed society. It opens up a world that didn't exist prior to it's invention, a world where you have access to kinds of debauchery & degeneracy that you didn't even know existed.

It allows both freedom of information, but also an open door into your home for social engineering on an exponential scale, even potentially worse than TV. Porn is basically cancer for your brain. Look at how many trannies & IR cucks there are, this is jews using porn to poison your brain. You have all these sites, that if you allow yourself to be drawn in to them, while having little real social interaction, can brainwash you into believing something that isn't true. Sup Forums is a good example of this.

r9k is probably the most destructive board on Sup Forums, literal soul destroying if you go there too much & don't have any real life interaction. I've been there a few times, now if I didn't know different, that board could genuinely fuck you up, as could Sup Forums.

no, we want this, think of the bantz.

>r9k is probably the most destructive board on Sup Forums
tell me more

Macs were so good up until OSX

>r9k is probably the most destructive board on Sup Forums
I didn't know that.. I only go to /pol. Thanks I'll check it out.

They already have

Enjoy Somalia's official government website

I also drive a 20 year old car.

somaligovernment.org/

Shit

Shut the fuck up.

If you are too stupid to avoid shitty communities and sites, you deserve to have shit flung at you online.

That has been a talking point since probably 2010, and it hasn't been valid at any time. The internet has always been shitty, especially since the Eternal Summer.

If you miss the old internet so much, you fucking loser, you can still go browse your dumb flash games
and circle jerk on game message boards.

Fuck off

Looks like a 90s website.

>Internet
>Our culture
You should get out more oftern, user.

Who IBM here?

Looks like it is straight out of 1996.

I hate new cars, I don't fit in them it feels like I'm in a box. And every time you go over a bump your head hits the ceiling.
My grandpa used to have a Buick like this, I don't know anything about cars but I do know it was comfy as hell inside

It's recent. They're somalian

toplol

Any mention of newgrounds gives me intense nostalgia; i grew up on that shit form Gunz, Madness, and god every other flash game i played. I was so innocent then, it's striking how that at the time which seemed so vulgar is now so innocent.

more like a bm

so they can come to the first world and contribute nothing but more shitskin children.

>r9k is probably the most destructive board on Sup Forums, literal soul destroying

I can confirm this.
I don't even remember how I escaped that dank memehole.

I'm still using an old CRT monitor. They're pretty shit desu senpai.

> chemical in bananas has been found to inhibit HIV (somaligovernment.org/somali_images.html)
>TFG HAS NO MANDATE TO SIGN ANY AGREEMENTS SO PLEASE IF ANY COMPANY OR ANY GOVERNMENT THAT DOES SIGN WITH THEM IT WILL NOT BE
EXCEPTED BY ANY ONE . THE SOMALI PEOPLE WILL NOT EXCEPT ANY THING THE TFG SIGN SO WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE ANY COMMITMENTS THEY
SIGN. This can't be real...

I escaped because Sup Forums had stronger memes

Yeah, my high school computer graphics class used those. They actually made me hate Macs.

I remember when I was a young'in, playing pranks (they call it "trolling" these days) on the establishment with my shiny brass telegraph machine. Those were the days. I nearly did hard time for sending morse coded pictures of my penis to parliament. I got away with it because the judge declared that the law only covered photographs. "Devil Of The Telegraph" they used to call me. I even made the front page of the national newspaper. Things were better then. Simpler. Telepranking was an art, unlike the "trolls" of the internet today.

Are you a veteran / survivor of the emu war? What unspeakable war crimes did those Emus commit on you? Were you beak'd?

I avoided the first assault. Just something in the back of my head told me that it wasn't a good idea to go out that day.

As a typical foolish young buck though, naturally the following day I picked up my father's blunderbus and went emu hunting with the boys. I lost a testicle that day, and my good friend Burnsey lost an eye. Those injuries were nothing compared to those that happened to the Jonesey boys down the street though, oh boy.

eso explica la banana en tu culo

>blunderbuss
>in the 1930's

My father was a stickler to the old ways. Didn't trust the new self loading rifles, said they're likely to jam when you need them the most.

It's a significant education problem. Change in third world nations is slow, especially when internet access isn't as widespread as you think. It also doesn't mean they know what to look for or how to effectively use it. A corrupt and terrible politician isn't going to do that much research on others if he's too busy fucking sheep.

>I don't do research on the internet

That's your problem. Knowledge doesn't just come to you if you don't take the time to Google anything and use the right resources on the web.

>Just wish there wasn't so much misinformation and stupidity.

Learn where to look. Facebook, for one, is not a good place. Misinformation has always been around, it's just public on the internet now. If anything, it's more exposed, and perhaps it will change in the future.

>People know more about the world
>Degeneracy

Ah Brits.

>If you are too stupid to avoid shitty communities and sites, you deserve to have shit flung at you online.

Absolutely this.

lol
Fuck you with a baud modem
I plugged my phone into my Commodore 64, to check the bbs, when you shit in diapers.

I used OS/2 on an old laptop once. It was like a better version of Windows 95 or 98. IBM and their products were great in the 1990s, and right up to the time they stopped selling actual computers and laptops. These days it's more of a third rate Indian staffing firm.

They opened a facility last year in my town that they said would create thousands of high-tech jobs. Not a single one of those jobs went to any local person (pretty strange given we have several colleges and universities within a few miles of each other, including the state university system's flagship campus), but to Indian and some Chinese H1B visa holders. They ended up displacing a lot of American workers because the place primarily exists to pimp these foreigners out to other companies, something that is technically in violation of the visa on several levels.

I thought I was going to have to leave here, but suddenly there is a big demand for people, specifically American citizens, who have experience or interest in security. Apparently these people write such bad code and companies around here that used them are so flooded with their shitty code that they have to spend shit tons of money on huge security teams to patch the gaping security holes they leave and deal with the attacks they are vulnerable to. At the moment, I have interviews scheduled for four different jobs, all except one pay double what I'm making now and all involve security, something I wanted to go into when I first started college.

Did you just tell that Caucasian man to shove a banana up his ass?

>no cookies

damn thats cool

can we all agree than the golden age of the internet was 2000-2008. Facebook was the beginning of the end, then tumblr and twitter finished to kill the internet

>tfw kids will never know that feel
Poor kids these days, they're starved from adventure, nothing fun in their lives
youtube.com/watch?v=-_x03_O4xoM

Its like you werent here when myspace was a thing

Wait a minute that url.

Look at the 2004 version...
web.archive.org/web/20040701000000*/http://www.somaligovernment.org/

i dont hate it 2bh

old internet was shitty and slow, took like 10 hours to dl a movie etc..

Fuck, I never thought of that..

>Warar Goos Goos aah


What

We didn't have tablets back then either. I didn't even have a laptop.

2/3 of the world still isn't connected to the internet.

We need a separate internet for women so they don't get perpetually offended by criticism

I would put it a little earlier, like 1996 to 2005. Even by the early 2000s though, the cancer of social networking had already become terminal, it just wasn't so apparent, much less at the point where the Internet is almost nothing but Facebook, Instagram and Twitter for some people.

Golden age was 1995-2005 when google wasn't all knowing and all powerful but when the internet was an actual frontier and was fun exploring.

Or just stop paying attention to them.

Soon we'll be complaining about the african cancer.

I am on it right now. Adult games dude. Reminds me of being a horny teenager
My father and my friends father worked in one of IBMs first locations here in the UK. We had up to date computers because of it.

And that's how we got tumblr

Agreed. I saw an article yesterday on the BBC saying "the Internet is losing its mind over Harry styles haircut"
What? Seriously? You mean Twitter and Facebook. I hate saying it but normies have ruined it. Facebook isn't the entire internet. It's shit for starters

The internet pre 2003 was veryspooky

It's a shame most of the dark shit has been lost forever

>no html declaration
>double title tags on one page
>trying to style paragraphs with a capital P in the CSS rule
>calling the yahoo API twice
>using deprecated inline attributes
>multiple overriding fixes because table layout
>calling upon a JavaScript function for more than 20 times
>repeating inline, incorrectly written css rules for every cell
>at least 2 XSS exploits possible
>my website
>has multiple body tags
niggers and web design, gentlemen.

The "Somali Video" page almost crashed my web browser.

internet has become nothing but an app infested shit hole confining you to 1% of the internet (google, facebook, etc.)

>defining the internet by the parts you can easily ignore

Fuck off.

AYY HOL UP WE WUZ KANGZ N'SHIT CRACKER. WE MADE THE INTERWEB

>not pr0n or n0rp

FBI coming to getcha

>the history page out of nowhere has something on Ming Voyages, Periplus of the Erythrean Sea and The Star Craft: "The Chinese Columbus"

we should send them an e-mail lads

c uck

So that's why I see so many Hungarians in my country.

FUCKING WEW, FUCK THIS SHITTY INTERNET

CAN'T EVEN FUCKING LOAD A SOMALI WEBSITE

once they discover Sup Forums and facebook they will either become shitposters like you and I or American-blacks on Facebook-tier

youtube.com/watch?v=hWq4DWfrpu8
The internet is further proof that normalfags, women and shitskins ruin everything. Get out, reee, etc.

What bugs me the most is how after the normie infestation, your typical developer isn't creating new tech or services for the sake of creating something innovating or offering people new, cool stuff, but rather they're doing to gain humongous amount of money. Google used to be a pretty cool guy but now it's managed by marketing fags and women who couldn't care less about actual innovative technology but instead just wants to maximise the amount of casual phone app users.

I am also frankly quite disgusted by the amount of redundant (for the user) scripts every web site nowadays have. Your typical news paper site offers a very simple layout, a small news story but still has well over 2500 lines of code which is simply absurd.

The thing which mostly grinds my gears, though, is the amount of tech illiterate people using the internet and how every possible site / app / whatever caters to them. That's why we get shit like the metro GUI on Windows 8, or people wanting a web app for everything an actual software on your computer could do far better. These people will never learn anything about computers when the developers make everything so simple a baby could use them while at the same time making any customising for advanced users impossible or at least tedious.

Oh, and when I started using the internet, I had to toughen up because a lot of people were not that nice. It was a good lesson to learn but the normies of today would have none of this. It's all safe spaces and shit

Damn, the internet was so fast back then.

Why is it so much slower these days?

More things to load. More features. Get faster internet.

People are literally complaining about a network with a vast amount of information, simply because they can't stay away from "normies" and Facebook for some inexplicable reason.

Remember when there were no data-caps? What a time to be alive.

I have no idea how normalfags can stream shit on Netflix or Youtube, and download huge files off of Steam when every Internet Provider caps your fucking data.

How do I get around this?