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casual racism

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not a fan of the splinter group

greed here

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*virgin walks towards you*

no seems a great lot of wronguns and weebs to boot

got a splinter yesterday. got it out with some tweezers.

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I've had a splinter deep inside my finger since I was 8

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wish i was DEAD

oh god this is my life

eminem is the greatest rapper alive

was nice and sunny today but now it's raining cats and dogs

looks like a fish with really big eyes lol

no gf

was nice and sunny today but now it's raining

raining in the SYD

pouring even

lovely day today, apparently it gets really shitty next week

can i have one

great story, a modern wordsmith

what is the christian god's name?
he can't just be called 'god'

same. got a thorn in it that i never got out, the skin healed and now it's just a faint black shape inside my fingertip. would be quite satisfying to get out desu

went exploring today

ten mins from my house on foot

/brit/? more like
wait for it
waait for it
waaait for it
WAAAAIT FOR IT
WAAAAAIT FOR IT
WAAAAAAIT FOR IT

MORE LIKE /shit/ LMAO

bill

my life is just killing time until im tired enough to go to sleep

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andy

me in the background having a think

jesus or you could use the kike name

hmmm

about 10 minutes from mine as well

is this coogee north end?

did you see any kangaroos lad?

something starting with h since that's jesus' middle initial

Need to go into town for something and really fancy a Subway.

What's a good sandwich to get?

>everyone laughing all the time

the state of yank uni
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dunno, can't read hebrew

gordon

best post i ever seen in this thread

always get meatball with honey oat bread + cheddar cheese + lettuce + cucumber

a halal one

south end towards maroubra hehe

where you at? should go to ollies kitchen then for a dip X

deano

nigger

alarm going off in 4 hours

Cumming too quickly during sex

Thoughts?

oi fuck the eastern suburbs aye

fire alarm going off in 4 minutes

Rorke

This is my second day without eating anything. Opinions on this?

I'm refusing to eat until my parents get me some Chinese for tea. I honestly don't understand them, if they know I want Chinese so badly I'm willing to starve myself for it, why don't they just get it for me?

Wait longer before cumming then you fool

have a wank before

shoosh dont be mean
thanks for your input

hot

nuclear alarm going off in 4 seconds

Thoughts?

got deano a peugeot 208 birthday cake

they value money more than your life

I'm inclined to agree

absolute state

can it get anymore runtish

making myself an ice cream cake by having some cake and having some ice cream and mixing it together in my tummy

they want you to die because you're a worthless nonce

live clovelly road. you in the bra?

>ollies kitchen

bit too normie for my tastes

That might just be crazy enough to w-*cums* AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhh yes

Harry Styles new song is actually really good. Genuinely surprised

>posting the photoshopped version

fuck off poleaboo

u a bra boy?

what is wrng with their haircuts man

the great minds of humanity all had to start somewhere, einstein is famously noted for his invention of those small wooden and paper umbrellas that come with your drink before all of the physics nonsense

this one makes much more sense because it puts me in B

went to school with some ama

radical sloth here

in quasi-related news, what's with the decline in smart wojak-posting lately?

Wank beforehand, focus on controlling your breathing, find a good rhythm and try to remove yourself fromthe moment. For example, if you're thinking about how fucking fit the girl is and how fucking amazing the sex is then you're gonna cum quicker.

Think of it more like exercise and you're trying to go as long as possible. Thinking nasty thoughts also helps too and don't forget to change up positions

nah dude mount st coogee just up from carr street

pissing down rn isnt it

think winter here is gonna be pretty comfy, haven't been here that long

d the tourists fuck off????

ollies is great the old mum is flirty and the daughter is SUPER hot

always wondered who came up with those things
what the fuck were they thinking

mong pepe has taken over

obsession with cock size and height shows you how little we've actually evolved from apes

what do you do if you're the opposite and it takes you like 2 hours to cum?

it's fucking bullshit desu

eating some drumsticks
CHICKEN drumsticks that is

word on the street is that my dad could beat your dad up

thoughts?

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Why aren't you helping fund a cure, /brit/?

nigger

sounds like a rumour your dad would stir up

erm surely this isn't erect

lel unironically drove past your place today

yeah tourist numbers will die down until spring now.

where are you from?

not reading this clusterfuck of a reddit image

W-what do you mean?

*bashes you on the head with a drumstick*

Where's my arc eh?

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does that hat come in a legionnaires version? don't want my neck getting burnt

chicken?

Drumstick (Icecream)
Drumstick (Chicken)
Drumstick (Drum Stick)
wtf lads

cosy to think you're posting so close to me

canberra originally but was living in newtown before moving here for a change
like it but wanna move somewhere a bit quieter
wbu?

nah the chewy sweet

mums hogging the bandwidth

give her a piece of your mind you doormat

plant cp on her phone