No more fucking around, let's settle this once and for all!

no more fucking around, let's settle this once and for all!

Texas toast, which is square so....square

i'm in Texas. we just call it toast

pie are square

bread are round

Square, only queers and the frogs like round bread

Hahah I remember that one time I purchased Texas toast. I'm thinking surely it's not just fucking frozen toast. Nobody would buy it.

lol I'm dumb sometimes.

I was a Brit who visited Texas and people kept banging on about Texas toast, I swear that shits just thick bread toasted?

Would you buy bread from this cunt?

they have different applications retard im not making a peanus butter and jelly sub

I like them both. The round one is great for eating as is, while the square bread is terrific for toast

correct. it's just thick bread that's been toasted.

being from across the pond, you may not have heard the saying "everything is bigger in Texas" ...hence:

>Texas Toast

both whitebread so, none of those.

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dark bread is inferior.

it's not around on mondays or fridays. the moment you cut it, it wants to sue you for racism.

you fucken commie bastard!!!

isn't dark bread burnt? Who wants that inferior shit.

a new player has joined the battle

maybe americans have lazy nigger bread, eurofags have it working throughout the whole week. nigger bread with activated almonds.

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This guy is a fucking genius!

The patricians choice.

try me

Amerifag/Texasfag here. WTF is an

>activated almond??

Round bread, because I dont want no bread that has been cramped into a box and flattened. It makes the texture heavier, and I prefer it light and round, just like my women!

fucken A. heil hitler dubs confirm it.

but square bread is so much more efficient and stackable

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almonds are white on the inside.

>americans call that aberration bread

this is why you're all just a bunch of fat fucks

ok...i consulted the google. i'm a newfag.

Round bitch and if anyone disagrees then
\('0')--o---{=====> fight me

But when you hold the corners the bread crumbles and falls to the floor/plate

Square. You get more bread per bread

square bread seems so artificial and unatrual, but I guess amerifats like artificial and unatural foods

why would you hold bread? bread is supposed to be eaten with a spoon.

Are you mad user who though you to eat bread with a spoon a filthy nomrie

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white bread has to be toasted to taste of anything but soap and goes stale 20seconds after being cut, dark bread stays fresh for days and tastes of man-made heaven.

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bread is so underrated

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Because you can't even eat you gluten free fuck

I didn't know bread could get autism.

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