* blocks your arteries*
* blocks your arteries*
Aiden Reed
Henry Hall
...
Zachary Collins
this sandwich has grabbed your gf's ass in a club.
how do you react
Julian Cooper
Zozzle.
Isaiah Powell
*unsheaths penis* 'did you take a wrong turn, friend?'
Andrew Hall
grab your ass and squeeze until you punch me in the face and knock me the fuck out
Aiden Anderson
*being autistic by including a situation inside asterisks"
Aaron Perez
Ta'am? wank me arse in your face cunt
Kayden Ross
Oops, I've missed one, oh well
Jeremiah Wright
*well played, sir"
Landon Rodriguez
Being a programmer, it's pretty normal for me.
Still-
Michael Reed
I immediately roll my trusty d20, roll nat 1, have cardiac episode, choke on my own vomit in micky d's parking lot, die at 28
'Bout what I expected, honestly
William Murphy
*casts stint of invincibility*
Samuel Walker
shut up faggot script kiddie
Lincoln Garcia
...
Owen Sullivan
At least I Don't like MLP.
That's something
Jace Martinez
zozz
Adrian Scott
*eats nutritious unsaturated fats to combat cholesterol buildup* It's kinda effective.
Colton Allen
How do you unsheath a penis ?
Nathaniel Lopez
Kek
Jordan Wright
>stint
S T E N T
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Jose Sanchez
Fuck. Doogie Howser got me.
Gabriel White
>mfw people are worried about heartattacks but I'm more worried about dislocating my jaw by that thing.