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I have a question. How often do you masturbate? I jack it maybe 35-40 times a day and everyone I ask says around the same.

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>35-40 times a day
>Everyone i ask says around the same

Who the fuck has time to jerk it that much holy jesus

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2-3 times a day

I don't know its just what its like when everyone has the internet

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Who has the stamina

Once or twice a week

You may want to seek addiction counseling.

how the fuck you are not dead yet?

Wow people jerk off way less than I thought. My friends all say around 20

samefag here

I get twice a day if I'm lucky but it's usually once if I get more than twice it's been a good day

Like once or twice a day

JESUS MAN 20?!

Sure they ain't fucking with you?

Once a week.

only about 10 for me, 30 seems excessive

78-124 times a day, tops. More than that just bores me, you know?

You're fucking with us now

In periods of high libido, I might fap 3 or 4 times a day.
Mostly it's only once before I go to sleep though.
35-40 times a day sounds crazy to me.
My dick would be chafed off at 10 and gone at 15.

every 5 days

just just use my lotion i buy maybe 2-3 bottles a week and my dick doesn't really feel chafed

The entire post is about fucking with y'all, you stupid airhead piece of shit

i jack off 1-2 times a day (mostly one), how the fuck you have the time/energy to jack 35-40 times, the world may never know

CHECK 'EM DUBS NOW

30 times an hour I'm Asian btw.

over 9000 here

Just kidding it's now

I don't know i just jack it when i'm on the internet

what no i'm not. look I know its quite a bit but i don't think its that bad

I've never used lube or felt the need to fap that much though.
As I said, in periods of high libido, I might crank out 4 faps before I get tired and want to do something else.

last 2 numbers in my no. is how many times i jerk off every day

Are you japanese?

Ok faggots let's be real...The máx limit that someone can in a day is like 8-10 times...and that making a lot of assumptions

Of course, I never ever jack off less than 78 times a day. I just can't.

well, he wouldn't be jacking it if they were fucking him

1 or 2 per day, somedays nothing so i would say like 10 times per week

1-2 times per day on weekdays, more on weekends.

I think its pretty normal at least my friends and me seem about the same. sometimes i see them jacking off maybe 6-7 times a day and i've asked them before

what that seems really low. maybe i just have a high lobido

Not even bait, try harder.
Obviously nobody jerks off 40 times, what are you, idiots ? When I was in my teens, I may have done up to 7-8, but that's rarely, and like after the third or fourth time you barely cum, it's all weird and kinda chunky, like your body can't produce so much sperm, your dicks starts quitting in you, you just can't do it.

think about producing electricity.

MODS?

yeah i stop shooting goo after 4-6 but you can still keep jacking it

le sauce bouse

nah don't worry shes obviously an adult

Was wondering about that myself.

Y'all lying. There is no way
youtu.be/0a5vJ4DmjN8

Can we confirm please?

fuck off with your shitty video and your shitty dubs
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

reverse image search and you will see shes legal

The most I ever masturbated to completion in one day is 6. This weekend I'm shooting for 7.

Yeah, okay, supposedly you can get hard. When you don't cum, how do you tell you've "jacked it" then, faggot ?

wrong. wrong wrong wrong.

Fuck you pussy

sauce

You and your friends don't sound like a typical slice of society though user.
You witness them fapping?
What are you, a cooperative gaming guild, who lives together to lower living costs?

You are pushing an orgasm every 24 minutes for 16 hours a day? I call bullshit.

i still cum just nothing comes out. try it.

i really don't think its that much

What's wrong pal?

i live with one of them and the other two guys are just here all the time. we play runescape a lot but we mostly just browse the internet and watch porn on our computers. sometimes we all watch on one guys screen if its something really good

I told my wife that I would buy her something she has wanted for a while but only if she can make me cum 5hard times in a 24 hour window. She has a week to decide the time and go for it.

If she can't do it, then i told her I will spend the money on something else. Will see what happens. Was hoing to tell her 10, but knew she would bitch about it.

what i'm not lying though its lower when i go to work obviously

So you and your friends all stay up for 18 hours a day, jerking off every 25-30 minutes on average? Don't you have jobs, school, friends, or lives?

I call bullshit. Unless you all sit in the basement and do nothing but jerk it to porn, it's not possible.

Oh...sorry. Forgot where I was. I'll see myself out.

I'm not one to usually judge people for how they live, but that sounds odd to me user.
Still if you guys are happy, I can't really fault you.
Just know that you are not living in a typical manner for most of humanity.

Like once or twice a day if I'm bored. Cutting back towards once or twice a week.

Get a fucking job. I'm in a relationship with a girl who makes sure I never have to fap. But even if she didn't who has that kind of time?

i don't know its not that odd

yeah sometimes i think i could cut down to 20 or so but then when my friends jack it i get jealous

High aspirations

Who fucking cares... more of this whore.

I have some sort of issue. I should ask my doctor about it. I can only masturbate around 8-10 times a day.

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Don't kid yourself user, it is definitely very odd, but it isn't inherently bad.

>Get a fucking job.

I get disability.

Nigga after I did 6 I felt I could have went again. You some kind of sissy fag. Can't more more than twice?

So the four of you are spanking yourselves 35-40 times a day. That's 160 orgasms a day in one house.

That's like a fucking quart of semen a day.

I had an edging session span 5 days a few months ago. Came so hard at the end. No breaks, no sleep. Just constant jerking and porn.

It fucked me up good. Won't get the chance to do it again for a long time, but really wish I could. Only downside was a super bruised and incredibly sore dick. Worth it.

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I think you meant to say 35-40 strokes a day.

someone that has premature ejaculation

That's why he doesn't have a girl and can go so many times, he can only last like 20 secs at most.

>when my friends jack it i get jealous

Sounds like there's a lot of sexual tension going on. Why don't you homos just start fucking each other. You might find your compulsion to whack off diminishes.

nah once you cum a few times nothing comes out. once we're dry we dont have to clean up all the time

Beautiful picture

No, I can. I was just pointing out that if your goal for this weekend is to fap 7 times in one day then you're destined to be a loser in life. Try setting a goal that actually improves society or at least your own life.

damn we can start a new way of identifying the age of 4channers.
3+ times a day = 20

Once or twice a week is best for you as it keeps your test high. But of course if you are a member of the supreme /fit/ board you can do it 4 maybe 10 times a week and still get it hard and have a big load.

Faye at her prime.

I think you're right.

I'm almost 30 and I fap less than three times each day on average.

nah none of us are gay because once my friend tried to give another friend head but didnt like tasting it

i just get jealous because i want to jack it too

What kind if faggot talks to his friends about jacking off?

I can honestly say I've never jerked off in a friends house before. Much less jerked off multiple times while friends were watching, and then discussed it with them.

Sounds gay. Very very gay.

dat hairy chest

Thats a lot bro
On a slow day I only hit 25 tops

>nah none of us are gay because once my friend tried to give another friend head but didnt like tasting it

Wtf did I just read?

what i think thats about normal ive never met anyone who lasted that long

26 and I might squeeze one or two a day Before I had a gf it was much more

>pic
Damn that's nice.

Tops, 4 times a day, but 3 is about my weekly average.

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