DICC

DICC

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Yep. Dic's a thing, sure is great!

So for those of you with the massive donger, does your partner complain about it? Is sex regular for you two?

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>Sex
>Implying

Oh c'mon, not everybody in here is a virgin. If I can get sum fuk, anybody can.

Depends on the person taking it.

>"If I can anyone can" meme
Okay normie
I am definitely more of a loser than you.

Nothing normie about me, but talk to people and use social apps to meet people.

>Can get sex
>"Nothing normie about me"
You have no idea what you are talking about.

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Heeey, I'm not too far away!

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god i love ass

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Bbc
Big black corn

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How can you love ass if you dont fuck it?

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i want to make my ass into the ass that i love

I know how you feel

How are you tonight

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Ah, so you want a well loved ass.

And frequently loved.

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>Something women will never want to do to my penis

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Hey Luc.

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everything's on a cob! we have to get out of here!

tfw ill

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Get sleep.

I'm in bed

halfway there I guess

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Jerk off, then sleep.

Autofellatio is best

Hello

What's new

Why can't my ass look that cute?

I'm trying to build up the energy to do so

I've never tried it but I hear it's nice

Simple
You arent cute.

Same. I wish I could have a butt half as cute as that..

Its nice
Its feels more like sucking than getting sucked, but then again I'm a filthy virgin so I dont have much to compare to

Eh, I'm not the best, I'm not the worst.

I'm just no twink.

C'est la vie

How old are you?

I'm a sucker for sucking

Wrong, if you arent the best you are the worst.

20
I've been propositioned for relationships and secks but the thought scares me so I declined
Ayy, me too

Work's slow and boring. How're you?

Ask a nearby male to help you.

Become a twink.

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Wish I at least got that when I was 20. It was mostly just "Ew" and "No one would want you".

cuts deep, fam.

Doing okay

Tired as fuck

Well, I'm sorry to hear that nibi.

It's fine though, I got my ego kicked a down a notch or two in school so maybe we are on the same boat

Can't, am older. I look young enough to be 18-20ish, but I no longer have the metabolism. I'd have to work my ASS off to get it off and keep it off.

Wen you're a 30yo virgin with no future then we will be "on the same boat".

my boy won't come over because I'm sick :/

can't say I blame him

I've ten years, I got this
The only thing that might interfere is that my frat wants to get me laid somehow

>In a frat
>Normie af
You'l get laid. Unlike me.

Everyone seems to say that since Im in a fraternity that I am a normie

Nibi it's okay, I'm sure you're just a cuties ^_^

Because thats what normies do.

Irrelevant information of either/or since I wont get laid regardless.

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i hate the word normie but in my experience if you're in a frat you're probably a douche

Heck
but Ive been namefaggin since like 6 years ago

Who are you

if you could punch a kid and get away with it, would you?

im doing okay, sickness still comes and goes

my ass, and by extension my life, is only fit to serve strong men

I am not though
Socksarecool

Yes, I hate children. I am glad I was never a child.

how do you know that?

ass
man

People not like me basically.
Remember the name, barely talked to you.

I'd like to think that I'm a nice person
Likewise

I'll punch you. With my dick.

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Fucking namesync.

nothing like losing 70% of your income to a child that has a forever lowering chance of being rich enough to support you when you're 80.

gay

though i like the thought of being cockslapped.