What should I do, guys?

What should I do, guys?

push both buttons at the same time

Nothing happens

Push both buttons, and crush the box with your foot, at the same time, and if nothing happens then immediately after attempt to open the door

Same guy here, guess you exploded or something?

A trapdoor opens after a few seconds, revealing a key
>Guess you exploded
I just don't draw very fast on my phone

Ah, alrighty, also, AWESOME! my idea worked!

Stick key in anus and turn

Faaaaaantastic. What next?

kek, Open the door with the key

oh I said this here.

I now have a smelly key.

guy who got you that key, what the fuck man you legit listened to him? XD

Amazing, i thought this would work. Lick it?

It opens. The room is empty, except for two levers on opposite sides. One is on "off" and the other one seems jammed in-between both on and off. Can't reach both of them at once. Wat do?

>XD
Eh, maybe later.

Easy, just make the other switch stuck in the middle position too

You hear a few small clicks and clings, followed by a loud *Clang*, coming from another room somewhere, but nothing happens.

Try checking the former room if the sound originating was there

Checked, didn't see anything. Walked back into the other room.

LICK IT!

Don't lick it, Switch the lever that was in middle to off, just like the other lever was.

The key is no longer smelly, but I feel sick.
The floor shakes and I hear more clangs, behind one of the walls.

Now switch the other switch to the off position

The door closes behind me, lock isn't accessible on this side. There's gas leaking in the room now.
>God dammit user, wat now

Repeat the former steps, then flip both of them up!

I try the last lever, it's jammed. Tried the second one after, also jammed.
>Shit shit shit

Push them INTO the wall

I hear more clangs, but now there's an apartment going on in the room. There's more and more gas in here man, help me out!

THERES A LIGHT? WHY DID YOU TELL ME! PULL A LEVER OUT AND BREAK THE LIGHT!

alarm, not apartment. Damnit phone

STILL BREAK IT!

Plug ur nose

Take a shit on the floor

Fucking kill. That's what.

Anyone gonna open the present?

kys

I pulled out a lever, but as I swing the lever towards the lightbulb, I start to wonder if...

The other cunt made me step on it.

No u

If smashing a lightbulb in a room half filled with gas is a good idea. God fucking damnit user.

Sorry bro, I went with dumb ideas the first time, so I sorta continued

I still cant believe the key didnt work right.

This is what I drew, thinking you'd pick the gift. Idea was press all three buttons at once, but you fucked that up too. Fun times though user

Kek, yeah that was fun, GG man, GG

Short but sweet

Thank you OP for not being a faggot and actually making an original and interesting thread!

I told myself "no explosion this time" and you go ahead and smash a lightbulb in a room filled with gas, God damn dude

Sure thing, as long as at least one stoned dude somewhere had fun, I'm fine with it. This job is basically "sit there for 8 hours, hoping to get a call". So I do this to pass the time. /Bant/ has some decent threads though, but it's kinda shit at the same time

Hey, how was I supposed to know the gas was flamable

My shift's ending in an hour anyway, good night folks