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my gf keeps making hints that she wants the dog involved sexually

wat do

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Be a dog.

Buy her a dildo from primal hardware and prepare he pussy to take the knot. Look at it this way: she won't get puppies from creampies

Dubs for.truth

If semi related get her breast pumps, cause she is a human cow. Let her do it, and make.sure that you fuck her reg too. It will be more fun once you get her pregnant

im def not good looking but not that bad

Feed into her deviancy.
Do it.
Male dogs are shitty at sex from what I hear.
Female dogs are just another hole for you to fill.
Peanut butter oral?
Film it too, if she ever gives you shit you can release the video.
She's offering you power over her, take it.

Do you have a dog ? If not what breed would she prefer, pit bulls are pretty well endowed with a big cock and a huge knot, that's the best watching her being tied with the knot and it slowly pulling out. Be ready to go in for sloppy seconds, nothing like shagging a girl right after she has been knotted. Enjoy

Plot Twist: she wants you blowing the dog

you have my condolence!

Pit bulls are shitty dogs.
If it starts fucking the GF then it will think it's dominate and act up.
OP get something less likely to maul you.

Why? So she can publicly slut-shame the dog too?

Because the ugly whore doesn't want something capable of saying "no".

Let her fuck the dog and record it. That way you have blackmail because hey hey thats a crime. A girl in my town got busted for it last year. Apparently she had been doing it since she was like 14 but when she graduated high school, she told her boy friend and he turned her into the police.

Anyway don't actually ruin her life over it, just use it for power. Plus dogs are out slave anyway, might as well make them do something useful

*Cleveland voice* "She's nasty."

Exactly!

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Protip OP
Some people are allergic to dog semen.
Have her start with a handy just to save yourself an embarrassing trip to the ER.

I'd seen that one already kek.

Eventually she will like it more and he could never service her anymore. He'll be left with jacking off as he becomes cuckolded by dog.

dump her

CUCKED by sparky ''Thunderknot''

That's why she should use a real dog. They suck at sex. Can never keep it in and have no rhythm with their humping. I've seen several videos. All it will do is make her unsatisfied, the OP gets to finish the job right.

>implying she isn't already getting knotted and just wants OP to be cool with it

77 asks and 77 confirms

fuck'n normie

Post pic of dog and gf

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Could be, still a solid precaution.
Maybe ask her if she's allergic?
If she knows one way or the other it's a dead giveaway.

Shit...
nvm OP
Kek has spoken.
Dump her.

anyone have that vid of her where she seduces the computer repair guy?

Step 1: Stop being a faggot.
Step 2: Fuck the dog first before she does.

Do it, take pics, then post them.

OP here - best advice of all thread


He's an Australian shepherd

however I do like this idea of blackmail...is beastiality completely illegal in the states?

is this the picture of the dog ?

What does the dog think about this?

this

No, not completely.
A few states don't bother having laws against it.

Kek blesses you with trips as you admit dumper her to be the best course. Perhaps blackmail, while fun, may not be the wisest action.

Do it and post pics obviously.

What kind of hints is she dropping?

Baby baby baby them trips

Take the chance it's an interesting opportunity that I personally would love to have the advantage over. You are a pretty luck man to have such a freaky lady.

i bet texas doesn't
she just keeps saying that the dog is her "boyfriend" & that he's awesome in bed. like ok once or twice is fine, but a basically daily joke??

always thought she was kidding but i'm starting to seriously doubt that it's a joke

Yeah she's already fucking the dog.
dump her
Kek was right

How's it feel to support your GF's lover?
You got cuck'd by a dog!
She's in puppy love, or rather puppy love's in her!
So much for man's best friend.
Kill the dog and leave her.

Kek be praised, tell us if she's fucking the dog.

Dubs for yes.

Mighty Kek, Hear our plead!

Dubs say yes.

you subhumans do love posting bullshit.

Double Dubs!