This is Johnny. He has a gun and a time machine. Dubs decides what he does, but dubs between a get and the corresponding delivery will be ignored.
This is Johnny. He has a gun and a time machine. Dubs decides what he does...
Shoot the time machine's window out and use it. See what happens.
reroll
winrar lul
Johnny kills himself
Johnny shoots out the window--really more of an indicator, like the sort that might be seen above an elevator. However, he needs more specific instructions with regards to time travel. How should he set the machine before activating it?
Set time machine 4 years in the future to the next American presidential election. Arrive in middle of presidential debate with trump and some other candidate. Shit on floor in front of studio audience
Re-roll
This, reroll
Reroll
More people need to get the fuck in here and help make something happen. Reroll.
This please
Johnny shoots his dick off
Win
go back 100 million years ago, shoot the biggest animal you can find, then come back and see if anything has changed
Winnar
I honestly didn't expect anyone to remember the last thread. Were you there, or is it just that great minds think alike?
This, now that Johnny's been thoroughly circumcised
Johnny orders pizza
Johnny tries to masturbate furiously
Dickless Johnny decides to become a qtpi gf trap begins to cross dress
The last thread was that adventure with bearrow right? If so I was there.
this reroll
puts fingers in blood and rubs on face
Johnny sets time machine back to when America was great 1950...
Johnny paints a swastica on the wall with his bleeding dick cavity
The last thread began with Johnny in front of his house. It was fairly similar in nature to this one, and I'm not sure what you're referring to.
Johnny doesn't know which bathroom to use. Shits his pants
Johnny throws his blow up dick to wall to see if it sticks
Johny crawls into the time machine, and sets it to go to the hospital 20 years from now.
Something different then, in the thread I spoke of we shoved an arrow up a bear's ass and called it a bearrow, then went on an adventure with it.
This reroll
Winner
Send a bullet back in time to 1991 in my dad's junk before he makes the mistake of nuttin' in my mom.
check em
A knock on the door, Johnny opens door, it's Chad!
What pants
This is winner.
Try again next time
Johnny smears poop in open dick wound
aw fuck
Johnny fucks OP's mom and makes OP watch
Reroll
Johnny uses the time machine to go back to his mom's womb.
Reroll
Qtpi gf shows up, can't belive what Johnny has done to himself in her absence
Johnny from the future (who has already figured out how to use the machine) arrives and kills present-time johnny
Johnny uses the time machine to go back in time and rapes his own grandma
Johnny orders a pizza with pineapple on it
Win
winrar.
/thread
Yay
johnny travels back to the supermarket to buy pants
Winrar
Future Johnny rapes present day dead Johnny for the keks
You can't dictate future Johnny's actions unless you first wait until you are future Johnny, at which point you would no longer be the one getting killed.
So we reroll right? Ok.
This
Sorry niggie, dubs calls the shots
Johnny goes back to the past and kills Samurai Jack
Set time machine back 9 months before 2016 presidential election, fucks Hillary Clinton and magically impregnates her
I think he's OP and just set a new rule.
Is that right OP? We rerolling?
If this is OP then we must obey
Reroll
Reroll
Niggers steal the time machine with Johnny inside of it
OP appears on the scene. Johnny proceeds to rape OP because they're both faggots
Fucking tripsss do it OP
Reroll
I'm clarifying the rules, but you don't need to reroll; sorry for being unclear. You are now future Johnny in the present, or, relatively speaking, the past. The other Johnny is dead.
Win win win.
Or do trips not count?
johnny goes back to 1945, when hitler dies, dresses up like hitler and acts like him.
past johnny is resurrected by future johnny, only to kill him again, because fuck past johnny
As future johnny use the time machine to go to visit past johnny before he got killed, then take him to meet future future johnny
Johnny uses the time machine to start over again.
reroll
rollin
rollin
Skin past johnny's face and wear it to fool people into thinking future johnny is past johnny
winrar
Win
CPR didn't work, so Johnny has decided to simply shoot his past self again.
Johnny gets in time machine, types in the date "October 6, 2005" - precisely 9 months before Johnny was born - to fuck his own mother
reroll
Reroll
rolling
Johnny travels back in time and rides a t-rex
Future Johnny is bored, decides to try and suck his own dick by sucking dead johnnys blown off dick
rollin
rawlin
Fuck the dead body with a strap-on (cause johnny already shot his dick off)
reroll
Rollll
rereroll
Johnny time travels to the immediate past and destroys the time machine.
roll for awesomeness
Johnny can't fuck his mother cause he already shot his dick off
Roll
winrar...you sick bastard
Johnny wakes up and discovers it was all a dream. There was no gun or time machine.
Skin dead Johnny and wear him as a skin suit
Rollin
Wew winnar
Johnny time travels to the birth of the universe and meets God making everything out of playdough
Rollin 2
Then the tardis lands in there.