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Last 3 years I've worked as a tard guard. He was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer today. The company I'm working for is dropping him off at the hospital tomorrow and that will be it. They're just leaving him there. I'll share some stories and times I've enjoyed with him. Currently on my last shift with him.
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what do you guard him from?
Tard guard is just the slang term I use for it. My friends joke about it all the time. I'm an advocate technically speaking. I help him live day to day but that will soon be ending.
> First shift
> Meet the tard I guard
> Lets call him Luke
> Dude loves batman.
> We watch 3 batman movies.
> I say "I'm batman" in voice.
> Have shitty batman cosplay because I'm a weeabo.
> Next shift wear cosplay
> work 2300-700 with no other staff.
> dude freaks the hell out and thinks I'm batman.
> Give him batman mask because it's an old one and don't really care about.
>Tell him he has to take up the mantle to fight evil and become the next batman.
> Can't tell anyone b/c they would arrest batman.
> He tells people and staff but they don't give a shit b/c he says made up stuff.
> Over the course of the next 3 years. We do small heroic acts together because he is the batman.
I'm interested. Keep going
First heroic action
> start small
> go to mall
> go to video game store. Was super busy.
> Long lines, some douche bag was wanting to cut in line.
> tell luke it is batmans time.
> Luke is 350lbs
> starts jabbing his face
> starts yelling "NO CUTS, NO CUTS"
> douche bag looks at me, i say "no cuts" in my batman voice.
> douche = wtf.jpg
> reward Luke with chick fil a.
I am 23 years old. When i was 14, i started dating a femanon and it was great. she and i eventually broke up, but stayed in touch. she had a kid. i enlisted. fucked up my back and left knee, and she took care of me. we fell in love again, and got back together. i was 21. a year goes by and its all great, but shits getting way to serious. im only 22 at this point, i dont wanna be tied down i wanna enjoy my 20's.i leave her and go on a binge fling, i miss her every fucking day but i tell myself its for the best, i can settle down later. finally i cant take it and im gonna go beg for her to come back to me, to forgive me for all this shit, when i get a text from this girl i had a fling with during my little stunt. shes pregnant. i wont abandon my kid like my parents abandoned me, and i dont want to be stuck on child support so... im marrying the new girl. even though my ex and i talk every day, and she asks if im gonna come by for a visit i always say yes. i never do.
looking at it, i know its all my fault and i was just afraid to commit, and nothing can excuse or redo my decisions. just wanted to share why im getting drunk tonight
Perhaps too dated or sentimental for what OP is looking for: twitter.com/Breznican/status/866861079023857664
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Sounds like your in a sticky situation. I follow the father rights movement very closely because I want to be a father of many children but there are so many risk involved with it. Women hold so much power in those instances. I hope with whatever you do that it has a good outcome.
Second heroic action
> go to movie theater with Luke.
> little girl is wondering through the halls, prolly around 7.
> seems lost, point it out to the batman.
> we walk up to the girl.
> ask her if she is lost and she says she has no idea what movie theater it's in.
> luke has a movie collection surpassing my 1tb drive of pirated movies.
> Luke also works at a movie theater as a door man.
> little girl says 3 words, and he knows exactly the movie.
> walk her to the theater
> once inside she knew exactly where to go.
> Luke's deeds are growing
> Buy him runts and a soda for him.
> Watch Peter Pan.
i follow them as well, but after reading their stories id rather be miserable and not broke lol
I feel yea there. They posted a pic of a check after child support, insurance, taxes and everything. Had a smaller take home income than I do and he was paid well over double than what i do.
I highly recommend you get a dna test done. If it's not yours there isn't any reason to stick around.
im getting the test she already agreed, were just not sure how to go about doing it
Third heroic action
> At Walmart
> Buying soda and normal fat people food.
> Get into small line.
> Getting to the point I don't need to coach batman now.
> 4 people in line.
> gay guy at check out whos taking a long time.
> Redneck Jerk
> Us
> Luke spends an ungodly amount of time watching TV. Modern family is one of his favorite shows.
> Redneck says "hurry up faggot"
> Batman hears and pauses for a moment.
> looks at me and nods.
> I nod back but am confused.
> Red neck spouts off a few more homophobic remarks.
> gay guy finishes checking out.
> The first redneck's item was rung.
> Luke Starts yelling I'm batman and jabbing his face.
> redneck looks at him with disgust.
> Batman starts to crowd his space.
> "I'M BATMAN, I'M BATMAN!" over and over
> the tension was amplified.
> redneck looks at me, I say "he's batman"
> redneck leaves without finishing checking out.
> see him looking for a manger on our way out.
> lol
> buy him sonic on the drive back.
Luke seems like a nice tard, it's a shame you're going to get separated user.
Not an Heroic Action but funny story.
> On the evening shift.
> Night shift starts pissing me off. Dudes a jerk.
>Lets call him Mike.
>Mike uses this time to sleep and does virtually nothing on his shift.
> Start buying loads of soda and candy.
> Load Luke up with soda and candy before my shift ends at 2300 and mike takes over.
> Luke is super hyper.
> I can't even control him.
> Lots of yelling.
> barely able to use any of my tard guard training.
> fuck it give it more candy and soda.
> hide all evidence of soda and candy before shift ends.
> No way in hell is going to sleep anytime soon.
> end shift. thank god.
> come in the next shift read log.
> didn't sleep at all.
> mission accomplished.
Anyone here? Down for drunk convo
I'm going to miss him. I'm including the good times here but I've had my share of bad times too but that's with any relationship. I hate how my company is handling his cancer. I feel like they don't even care about him.
Good idea mate. I think you can get one done at birth. But I'm not completely sure. Don't get cucked into father a child that isn't yours though.
yea, sup mate.
You are the Ra's al Ghul of social care.
How heartwarming.
Hey man. What do you think makes a relationship abusive? Also what are you going through? Im down to talk some shit out
I'm op, my individual that I serve has stage 4 cancer and my company is basically abandoning him at the hospital tomorrow. I've been with him for 3 years. It's tuff and there isn't anything I can really do being the lowest of the low in the company.
In my field almost anything can be considered abuse. It's rather quite dumb. I personally consider abuse when someone is trying to do you harm because they don't care for you or want to hurt you.
lol, xD I guess I am. I wish I had more time with him. his batman encounters were great. Probably had a decent 16 good ones with him yelling batman at people.
Dubs say you are the Ra's al Ghul of social care.
Lol Luke sounds like an awesome guy. Sorry for your troubles buddy. Also, can you not visit him in the hospital?
Fourth Heroic action
> Joker Vs Batman!
> At Halloween dance that work puts on for the tards.
> Luke dresses up as batman.
> uses batman mask I gave him.
> Another tard is dressed as a clown.
> Lets call him Joker.
> Joker goes up to female tard and starts tugging at her clothes.
> Batman sees...
> Batman looks at me.
> I look at female tard.
> She looks uncomfortable.
> I nod.
> Batman goes up to joker.
> Says to quit loudly.
> Joker lets go but is triggered.
> Joker pushes into Batman's space.
> Batman does not budge and stairs at him.
> Joker getting angry
> face is red.
> Batman still maintaining eye contact.
> Joker tires to tackle batman.
> Batman is 350 lbs....
> Batman picks up Joker and squeezes.
> Joker screams bloody murder.
> Mandt trainer comes over and deescalates.
> Take Luke home.
> Am super proud of Batman.
> Silent drive.
> Batman feels down because he was laid into by other staff.
> Once home give the best hardest high five I ever have to him.
> Tell him batman does what he does because it is right not for the rewards.
> Batman beat the joker.
I plan to visit him but I have a feeling that keeping up with where he is at will be difficult. Either way stage 4 cancer is no joke. The cancer is in his bones, muscles, liver and just about everywhere. He lost 50 lbs in less than a month. His health isn't looking good.
any pictures of luke?
He seems like a better person than 99% of the human race. And less retarded, and less of a faggot.
You ever fuck him?
Well now I feel extra bad because I forgot about the stage 4.. :/ Sorry user. All you can do is try to visit him as much as you can and try to make it as easy for him as well. You're a good person for helping him this far and it sounds like you're an even better person by helping him truly become batman with you at his side. Good job man you should be proud, it takes a special person to do that kind of job.
KEK
Sorry, no pics. I have one of us on our phone for my memory but honestly with HIPAA laws I shouldn't even have that.
No. I've wiped his ass almost every night for 3 years though. To large to clean it up well himself. Thank god for gloves, also worst part about the job. But, any health care field will have gross stuff like that.
I enjoyed my time with him. I'm going to miss him. It just seems like it was cut way to short. He is in his mid 40s with stage 4. It's like wth.
I'm glad you DO have something
>pls dont post
>for all the obvious reasons
>no cut's
Wtf are you twelve
I'll tell one of the many depressing stories of this year
>Be me
>Beginning of senior year
>My dogo named Parker is getting old
>Beautiful golden retriever, my best friend
> Easily the happiest most energetic dog i've ever met
> Everyone who ever came to my house or near him he would jump on and try and lick
>He would never bark at anyone, and when i got home every day he would start whining and crying like i was gone for days
> Now he was getting older and slower, having a hard time walking
>I start having to pick him up move him around because he cant himself
>Despite all of this Parker keeps trying to be his old happy, hyper self
>During all of this shitty ass football season starts(end up going 0/10 my senior year)
>After all the shitty practice's he's still limps to the door and gives me that smile only a dog can have
>One night he cant get up and refuse to move at all, whole family thinks this is the end
>Stay up with him all night comforting him
> He pulls through, starts to get better.
>Get back from school one day and of course he comes to the door.
>somethings different about that smile though, there's a huge growth on the side of his face
>Mom has no idea what caused it but he's just fine, still gives me that dogo smile
>It gets better and goes away
>Fast forward a couple days and he's having a bad day again.
> Help him go to see step dad get home
>right as we get to him Parker start's having a seizure
> starts kicking and twitching like crazy
>i just hold him in my arms whispering to him that's its going to be okay while my mom cry's behind me
>Again he survives.
Cont?
Wholesome stories to help me take my mind off things. Nice.
>batman looks at you
>batman looks at me
>nod
Fifth Heroic Action
One more after this to wrap it up.
This one tested his integrity more than anything and is one of my favorites even though a bit boring.
> Go to Walmart to buy food.
> Luke wants to go play look at movies.
> Say sure, I cont. food shopping.
> Luke comes back to me with fifty dollars.
> Asks me how to find it's owner.
> Worked retail know some employees would pocket the money.
> Come up with plan.
> Have Luke go to one entrance and ask people if they lost something.
> I go to the other and do the same.
> I found the owner, He knew the exact amount and the bills.
> Luke returns the money to him.
> When the guy said thank you.
> Luke replied your welcome.
> After I replied its what batman would have done.
> Luke had a huge smile on his face from it.
> bought him candy as a reward.
Please do. Golden retrievers are great dogs.
You do stupid shit when being a tard guard 8 hours a day sometimes more.
I don't proof read my stuff and grammar isn't my strong suit never was and never will be. Just don't give a shit enough. I type as a think. I'm not a writer.
>boring
i"m a manlet with a ugly face, a small dick, and no social skills.I've been selected out, the problem is accepting this fact
you could visit him.
sorry.
I was responding to the user you called you 12, and trying to subtly give Batman the okay to serve justice on him. Sorry it didn't pan out.
Luke is pretty fucking heroic.
And you are Alfred (aka faggot) which might not be heroic, but NO superhero can function without their support team.
>you did gud
>Can't walk almost at all no more
>I have to pick him up for him to go to the bathroom
>fast forward a week and it's after practice, i get a text from my mom
>Half my house burnt down and we are going to stay in a hotel for a few months.
>Feelsfuckingbadman.jpg
>i finally decide that Parkers suffering and needs to be put to sleep
>at shitty hotel for weeks
>have to carry my old dying friend down the elevator so he can go to the bathroom every day
>Its pretty hard to see my once jumping, running energetic friend like this.
>Taking him for a “walk” with my step dad we'll call him M
>M’s the reason we won't put parker out of his misery
>liberal fuck tard+part time hindu thinks that Parker should die when he’s meant to and all that religous bull shit, meanwhile my dog is literally puking up blood next to us.
>Get furious at him and tell him Parker’s suffering and he can go to hell
>Go to hotel room fucking pissed as hell
>My mom knocks on my door, I refuse to open it
>”hey user, M is taking parker back home to see if he wants to be there
>I tell her whatever he can do whatever he wants
>about 30 minutes later get a text from M
>”He’s dead”
>Jump in the car and drive down to my house just feeling numb
>Get there and M is crying
> look in the grass of my front yard
>Parkers lying there completely still golden hair reflecting in the moonlight
>M tells me he let Parker out of the car, he took a couple of steps and just fell and died
>M takes a swig from his flask and hands it to me
>i down the entire thing
>i just stand there not crying just staring for a long time
>M Tells me we need to cover him up
>I can't hear him, all i can think of was that i wasn't there to tell my best friend goodbye.
>I'm not a writer.
You are mistaken.
You ARE a writer. You may need a little more confidence to believe that, but your stories would not be stories without YOU.
Thank you for sharing with us. I wish I could offer more than empty words.
Bumping good thread
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This guy looks like car rebuilder Chip Foose.
bump with current listening
rip pupper
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Thanks for sharing user. You did great work helping to bring happiness to a persons life through service and friendship. I hope you can at least take comfort in that, peace.
Please
> Luke starts throwing up on my shifts.
> Think nothing of it because Luke often over eats and throws up.
> Throws up more, throws up pills, throws up water.
> Something is wrong, contact coordinator to get doctors appointment.
> Luke sees doctor
> Cancer
> Don't think much of it, have decent treatment if caught early.
>Yesterday morning
> Get scan.
> Cancer everywhere, lymph nodes, liver, muscle, bone.
> Stage 4
> Find this out during a meeting in the evening. Also, next shift will be my last with him.
> Last shift starts "tonight"
> I walk in
> Luke is sitting on his chair.
> Luke has his.. our batman mask on his lap.
> Luke doesn't know I know he has stage 4.
> He holds up his four fingers.
> I quietly say stage four cancer?
> he nods..
> he then tries to hand me the batman mask.
> I tell him no you are batman you need your mask to fight evil.
> He then asks me "How does batman beat cancer."
> I reply "By doing what batman always does, fight it"
> We talked till he got to tired and went to sleep.
Great stories, and how many tard wranglers could/would have done this for him? What a gift you've both received.
jesus...
> Go to office
> I can't feel.
> very numb
> need to feel something..
> start feel thread on Sup Forums
> write out story
> cry while writing it.
> cry to golden retriever story and miss my dog
> feel a lot less numb than before
Thanks Sup Forums
I'll be saying good bye to him tomorrow morning as his tard guard. I'll visit him in the hospital when I can but dam I'm going to miss him.
sorry for late reply. xD Totally read that wrong. Ty for being cool with it.
In all seriousness I respect the fuck out of the work you do. I can't imagine that job being easy but it's completely necessary. You've helped this guy live a happier life and you should feel proud of that.
... but can he count to potato?
I will say that the cost for these programs are high but the results are outstanding. A lot of people with these types of disabilities don't live any type of fulfilling lives. They stay at home watch TV and become dirty secrets and also neglected. He was able to have a part time job, see a ton of movies in the theater, go to dances, shop and cook for himself and be very independent for the conditions he has. Much better than 60 years ago.