OP here, do you enjoy my pics with Danielle?

OP here, do you enjoy my pics with Danielle?

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why's your dick look like all the fat melted off a ham

It's funny how people are jealous.

yeah it is pretty funny

answer the question tho, hamdick

explain this section of ur dick under the head to the right

>see hamdick

nope/10

Honey baked ham dick

Strange angle idk. Stupid scar made a skin bridge

explain why you posted a hamdick for ants?

What the fuck dude, your hamdick looks straight out of a Stephen King's book, kys before breeding a son with a dick like that.

yo show your doctor this link next time so he doesn't fuck it up so bad

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Looks their they messed up the spiral cut of your ham dude, I'd take it back.

did she brush some honey glaze onto that thing before she went to town

lol y'all are idiots

Says the guy posting his hamdick. Did you use a glaze?

lol i didn't realize this was a real link, that ham looks nearly half as bad as your weird pink bepis

Says the guy getting his dick sucked, um.... that's an insult how? Lol

>Says the guy getting his dick sucked

yeah i bet your personality is great (except for the internet insecurity bit), but she was willing to suck your dick before she ever saw it

the dick has some problems my man

>Danielle

"Dick yell" more like

We're all SUPER impressed, way to go champ. So will you make hamdick beans with the leftovers?

She sucked it multiple times

yeah that's how a blowjob works, dingus

why's your dick look like you can throw it in a pot and get a stew going

You should really cover it with foil or it will dry out.

DICK LOOKIN LIKE A PIG ASS

explain the hamdick pls

This thread is woefully short on photos, and as such I am ecstatic to present to the loyal readers of Sup Forums an exclusive photo of OP getting his dick sucked, which I have attached to this post.

ehh fuck these guys, post more op/.

i've been provoking him for a half hour, hoping for a "my dick isn't weird, here's the proof!" follow up, but hamboy was just looking for cheap high-fives

well it's obviously not working, now if you'll excuse me, i'm just trying to create a folder of the weirdest dicks.

is that Zoe Quinn

follow-up Q:

is that zoe quinn sucking the flavor out of a thanksgiving hambone

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nice, some random tinderslut #39491410319130 in a hotel room

Danielle posts are good but I still wish you had more Lindsey win

OMG! its danielle!!
>omg! Its Sarutobi-sensei from Naruto!!!!!!!~~
who the fuck cares, porn

Oh jesus not her stupid ass hand tattoos again. Total boner killer.

Unless your dick is made of ham I guess.

Danielle still sucks it, Lindsey doesn't.

This is why I love Sup Forums

so Danielle had her kids touch her tits to get tatted. Danielle is a milf slut that love her some hamdick with head cheese!

YO I AINT SEEN THIS MUCH SOFT PINK MEAT SINCE I WAS A MIDDLE SCHOOL GYM TEACHER

Does your dick get rock hard or mostly hard

did you use dickpump to get your schlong so swollen?

Hard mostly. Sometime not all the way at first, but once sucked or inserted it get rock hard

No, I used to be really fat

ok

why's your dick look like someone bit the end of a cream horn halfway through before theatrically rearing back and spitting it out in disgust

>Used to be really fat
So you're admitting it is ham then?

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Do they love it the first time the sit on that thick thing?

Any fucking or cumshots?

Yes, well after they get used to the thckness

No, I cum in there mouths

You dick is like a bad dragon dildo no offense I wonder if a girl has cum just from the stretching and fullness

They seem to love it inside them

virgin, tampon dik
>dick-splash

Is it not more of a potato dick?

Hu?

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>You dick is like a bad dragon dildo

no man, those things are stupidly popular with internet retards and their gross shapes are on purpose

his dick is more like if you shoved a pig ass-first into a food processor and then tried to make something fuckable out of the shreddings while the girl was in the bathroom making sure that her period was definitely over

Hmm

I kinda feel like ham now. The good kind, not the dick kind.

What's her snap or social meda.?

she's ugly af and your dick looks like it rode the short bus to school