Tell me about the times you've shit your pants

>tell me about the times you've shit your pants

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I dont remember much but it happens alot. When i was 2.

If I don't sleep for a couple of days, my asshole gets weak.

I have to watch how hard I push out a fart because it has made a small mess before.

>8th grade
>walking around recess with my friends
>is a hot day, so YOU KNOW my fat ass is already sweaty
>pass a really big fart
>make a joke with my friends about it
>they say "(enter name here), that's pretty gross man"
>I'm sad
>do'nt really think much about my asshole; but it does smell pretty bad
>walk up to class after bell
>sit down
>teacher walks up to me and asks me, a 14-year-old, "did you have an accident?"
>"nigga, whatchu talkin about?"
>looks down
>sees gooey shit litterally dripping down my leg
>fucking leaves class crying
>goes into bathroom
>takes off pants and underwear
>throw them in the garbage
>realize that I am now naked at school
>as reaching to grab from the garbage, two kids open the door
>I duck into a stall
>no one sees me
>they leave
>"whewww, that was close"
>about to open stall when another kid walks in
>repeat 5x times
>Some sixth grader realizes there are pants in the garbage
>asks other random sixth grader "hey, should I take these to the lost and found?"
>LEAVES WITH MY FUCKING PANTS!!!!!!!
>I cry for 30+ minutes
>call mom, she comes and gives me pants
>school ends 2 weeks later

10 years later, I still can't live this shit down with my friends

the horror

>5th grade
>Ina classroom with 45 other students
>people coming in and out, finally teacher says no one goes to the bathroom now
>well fuck me, feel a turd knocking on the back door
>ask anyways
>NO
>fugg
>hold it in, hold it for 30 mins, nearly shit myself, hold it for 10 more
>5 mins until the end of class
>time space seemed to slow to a near stand still
>pray to God for the 200th time
>God has forsaken me
>poop begins to come out
>luckily or unlucky for me it's pretty dry and solid
>pack the poop in between my ass cheeks
>the relief is orgasmic
>the stench of shit permeates the room
>everyone looking for the source
>poker face all the time
>finally, bell rings
>teacher leaves, free to go to the toilet but I don't since it'd give me away
>wait until a few faggots go
>go to bathroom and inspect the damage
>I have shit behind my balls and up to the top of my ass
>briefs saved my pants by contain the shit but my underwear is beyond saving
>use a whole roll of TP to wipe ass
>use clean part of underwear to finish wiping ass
>go back to classroom
>still smell like shit
>3 more classes to go

On top of that I had to walk home cause I spent my bus money and the worst feel is that of dirty butt cheeks rubbing together while walking on 90F heat.

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as a man, you get 2 free passes on shitting your pants. any more and you have to start asking questions.

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>me
>be lactose intolerant
>have a bomb baked macaroni and cheese with bacon recipe
>so good it's worth the pain
>eat an absurd amount
>just expect bad farts and some cramps
>farting commences
>ay not so bad
>feel a huge fart coming
>stop to let it out
>full on shit myself
>lots of shit
>luckily have private bathroom in bedroom
>waddle to bathroom clenching cheeks
>pull down pants and underwear
>shit spills all over the toilet
>sit and let lose a torrent of hot liquid shit
>throw underwear in sink
>sit in shame for several minutes before cleaning up
>just bought ingredients for my baked mac and cheese tonight
>gonna eat it on the toilet

not me but quite related to the thread

No stories myself, waiting on that humiliation

Anyone got any fucking hilarious stories of girls shitting their pants? I'm slightly drunk and would laugh myself to death at such a fucking funny story

wait I copied an image, how the f

youtube.com/watch?v=plqjaAxarhk

smart

>be me
>working at the hangar on some Cessna in the middle of summer
>boss and coworker are gone somewhere can't remember
>working on plane feel fart coming on
>this gonna be good.jpg
>commence fart, but isn't fart
>shit pants and rolls down leg
>ohfuck.jpg
>lucky hangar has bathroom very close to plane and coworker and boss are gone
>go to bathroom, inspect damage, find out not as bad as thought, clean up, does not smell(thank god)
>don't even have to go anymore(dafuq)
>clean up and go back to work in the airplane in question
>boss and coworker never ever knew hehe

Yeah I think I spent all of those and this one time, I think I even went into the red.

>at work,meet called to go work off site at a customer's location
>senior coworker and I get to go
>we roll Friday night
>we decide to pull over and eat early since work might take all night
>go for a proven and trusty Rueben sandwich, literally had it 100s of time with no ill effects
>we have to drive through NYC on a Friday night, which will probably take us 3-4hrs to cover ~30 miles.
>feel the urge to shit, tell coworker and we pull over and I take a shit, think nothing of it and we continue on
>right before entering NYC my stomach is making some nasty sounds, I know this feel
>no bathrooms, no way to pull over due to the asshole terrible traffic of NYC
>decide to hold it as it isn't too extreme
>coworker decides to take a "shortcut"
>get lost, feel to take a shit is fucking building up and an alarming rate
>tell coworker to please pull over
>literally no place to do so
>F U C K
>we are still lost and the road doesn't help, bunch of deep potholes and rough pavement, plus coworker is road raging
>I literally try to squeeze my asshole as hard as I can
>more stomach bubbling and rumbling
>finally we find our way again
>get on road a only to see a Yankees game had ended
>have never experienced hopelessness in that level
>cars as far as the eye can see, all red lights for infinity
>i can already see myself on YouTube or some other site shitting my guts on the road while some retard is laughing
>somehow by keeping calm, we make it out of that mess
>drive 30 more minutes
>the longest time in my life
>finally get to customer
>spot a bathroom, suddenly all that pressure and strain from 4 hrs is trying to get out
>nearly shit myself undoing my pants
>literally shit myself as I pulled my pants down
>by some insane reason, don't shit my underwear or pants


Never fucking again, to this day I will NOT eat Reuben sandwiches. Fuck those things

It's a matter of time user, it's a trial every man undergoes whether young or old.

Haha

-dying on bed from laughing so god damn hard-

I don't, because of pic related.

My pants stay shit free. The depends on the other hand...

So you wear due to fetish or actual medial complications? Side note don't give a flying fuck either way. Just curious af

fucking hell this one got me good

Medical complications, lost a lot of my bladder control after a car wreck.

But that said, it also kinda developed into a fetish too.

I drove all day to interview for my #1 college. I get out of the car and as I walked into the building a little slipped out. I was put into a room with all the other interviewees for 2 hours before my interview. :)

I figured it was one, the other, or both. Haha.

age 23, had made bean soup for the first time, it was really good and I had three bowls. Was enjoying a fart storm, endless feel good "itchy asshole, farts scratch them" sort of situation, but I see something on Sup Forums that makes me laugh and I kinda fartlaugh and out shoots some shit.

-ded-

you're 18, you're allowed to type "as fuck"

Fact. Just used to using "af" in a professional setting.

well damn, if it came to it, would you have shit on the sidewalk?

i think i would, but im not from the city. theres always a tree nearby for cover.

I was going to let out a massive fart beside my gf but instead I shit my self instead. It was embarrassing to say the least.

I went for the door handle several times thinking "this is it". The place where we got stuck in traffic didn't even have a shoulder, it was bumper to bumper traffic. No way to conceal yourself, its very well lit too so no help in shadows.

If it came down to it, yeah I would've shit on the street, I mean there's nothing I could do.

No good story...last time i remember shitting myself I was really sick with the stomach flu. I was laying in bed and coughed, full on liquid shit came out my ass.

>be me
decide to go in a park with friends
>get in a fight with (lets call him pedro) pedro
>pedro is kind of stupid but he was the only with a car
>he decide to go without me
>let me in the park all alone
>so i dont have a choice then go walking home
>its a 1 hour ride in car
> while walking i feel the urge to shit
>no bathroom near
>get in a house hoping to use the bathroom
>no luck
>the people inside hear me
>so afraid that i let all go out
>running inside the house while shitting on the floor
>the lock the window
>no escape
>they grab me and beat me up
>in the floor with shit
>the owner say let me see
>i said no
>he process to me
>rip off my pant
>he licks my asshole
>i feel good but in disgust
>tell him to stop he said no
>let me escape
>run really fast but fail so bad
>hes old but fast
>he catch me and start to lick my ass
>so i surrender
>i shit so badly in his mouth

never spoke of it until now

I had a bad problem with shitting myself as a kid. I would do it constantly, cause I was too scared to go to the toilet. When I was younger, my uncle made me watch "IT" while I was visiting him in Australia, and it left quite the impression on me as you can imagine. I kept thinking if I so much as venture into the bathroom, Pennywise would show up and slice my ass. I thought if I sat on the toilet, he'd shove his claw hands up my ass, and drag me down the drain lmao

The worst story about me shitting myself, would've have to been in the middle of an assembly in primary school. Yup, surrounded by a whole bunch of kids, with no escape. Funnily enough, I didn't get bullied because of this, even though it happened multiple times in school.

I stopped shitting myself at the age of 12. I couldn't bring that habit into high school.

hahaha, good pasta op, jahajahahhah

Long story short
>Thanksgiving with family
>Being a kid at the time trying to be funny and try to force a fart
>I shit myself and family ask what that smell
>Run in bathroom in shame with family laughing at me

>Was on a school trip when i was 14
>One day whole class was out walking trough mountain paths and shit
>All the physical activity had healed my body,making my normally pretty runny shits more solid
>TummyRumbles.mp3
>As whole class was getting ready to set up and cook some hotdogs, i waddle for some bushes
>Squat down and slowly release my load
2 girls from my class is standing like 4 meters away
>STARTLED as fuck I pull up my pants midd shit.
>Shit gets caught by pants, smoshing upp along my lower back.

Teachers had brought paper, and i got a plastic bag to have my boxers in.. But there was still shit residue all over my pants/lower back for the rest of the day.

Like a month ago
>playing video games
>feel a fart
>release
>shit thats not a fart
>little moist turd in my underwear now
>go and shit the rest out and put underwear in the washer

>be me
>less than a month ago
>23 yo
>me, best friend and his gf drive to see my brother down south
>meet up with him and his gf
>fifthwheel.jpeg
>brother invites freshman girl at his university (we're all graduated, brother is only one in school as a senior)
>pick her up
>tired of being wheeled
>get drunk, start flirting hard
>walk to liquor store at this point 9/10 drunk as a skunk
>walking back need to fart
>trust it
>mistake
>legit shit my pants
>know what happened, play it cool
>she smells, it's clear but says nothing
>get back, ice her for the rest of the night
>never address shit in my pants
>go to sleep on air mattress, people eventually ignore smell as a weird circumstance
>wake up, shower, never address it again
>no one calls me on it, it is forgotten to this day
>mfw

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Died on my bed laughing. Probly because I can't get girls to save my life anyway bruh

>took too much diabetes medicine and shit myself before a hot date. Threw underwear out in hotel bathroom.

>be me on my third trip to Afghan
>Vehicle gets too close to IED
>Minesweeper.png
>lose mates and our rupert in the blast
>inconveniently lose both legs and left arm
>died five times on Chinook
>round it off with once more at Camp Bastion
>To top it all off, I only went and shit myself!

>be at friends house
>he is also my 3rd cousin
>his parents are rich so he has a nice pool
>i come over to stay the night we was both like 13
>Swimming in the pool tell him i have to poop
>he says i have to dry off first
>as soon as i bend over to dry my feet i shit in my trunks
>he is laughing his ass off
>go in bathroom to try and clean myself
>somehow get shit on the walls and floor, try to clean it and it doesn't work
>leave dirty trunks in sink as i couldn't get all the shit off them
>change into my regular clothes and don't mention any of it to friend
>go to sleep and wake up to my cleaned trunks on the back of couch
>never go back to his house again

>repeat 5x times

i so laughed hard, i hurt

thx user

well, i've never outright shit my pants...

but a few times, i've had epic constipation; twice for 60 something days, once for 92 days
during the last couple weeks, your colon is completely full and obstructed
so overflow diarrhea leaks around the blockage and out your anus. so for weeks, i constantly had diarrhea leak into my asscrack, with a painful contraction and some leakage every few minutes. constantly had to clean it up.
shit's no fun yo. not to mention i could have died from a perforation giving me fecal peritonitis at any point; very lucky to be alive.

>college
>wine wednesday
>wake up early next day to talk to my professor in office hours
>still drunk
>shit myself literally steps before walking into her office
not my best moment

>Be me
>Second grade
>Belly instantly cramps
>Oshit.jpg
>Literally
>Ask teacher to go, she says no, go anyway, can't hold
>Until I got to the bathroom I already sharted a little and blasted the rest into the toilet
>Phew, gotta just...
>NO TOILET PAPER
>SECOND STALL, NO TOILET PAPER
>ASS IS A MESS
>8 year old autism and fear strikes
>Gotta wash ass
>Start splashing water with my hands on my bottom
>Poopy water falls on pants
>Walk back to class
>Group assaigment with 6 girls
>"Ewww user, you smell so bad!"

This is why I'm here today.

so you duecing on the regular now?

so many questions

>be me, 13, summer camp lasting 2 weeks
>more or less popular kid
>a day before the camp ends
>i wake up, start cleaning up my tent I share with one guy
>talking to random younger kid, loose shorts on me, no underwear
>fart
>liquid shit starts flowing down
>shit, shit, shit, shit
>run to the toilets, finish my shit, take a shower
>rumor spreads, everyone goes to see the puddle and track of shit I've left behind
>last day of camp, final session together
>I get a medal praising me as the greatest shitlord / shithead of the camp
>everyone laughs, feel humiliated
>cry
>since I'm from a small town where the camp was organized, news spread quickly
>become ostracized and bullied for several years

I was never the same after that.

I was 11, had a stomach virus and shit myself while sleeping.

I didn't really shit my pants but it was related.
>be me
>at cousins house, we were going to the swimming pool
>Time passes as usual
>realize I had to take a shit
>looked around, didn't see bathrooms, and their apartment was a pretty far walk
>end up shitting in the pool trying to make it look not obvious.
>swim away, people now see the huge turd floating around in the pool
>No one suspect's a thing.
>Wasn't caught.
>later we leave home
Cousin messages me saying that there was shit in the pool but now it was smeared all over when they tried cleaning it.

>be me
>amerifat
>eat a mcdonalds
>diarrhea cannon propels me to new mcdonalds
>an mcdonalds another agains
>pants are shit too

9 at the fair. Cold as shit. Had to shit . Run the the restroom go into stall. It is so cold my hands were completely numb and I couldn't undo my pants. SHIT me pants

first of all, sorry for my English, it's not my first language

>Be me
>always had constipation so my turds are dry and solid as fuck
>5-6 years old in preschool
>Teacher put up a movie for us
>20 mins into the movie
>Felt a log of shit coming
>The class had like 40 kids so I didn't want to stop the movie to ask the teacher to lead me to the bathroom
>Hold the shit for more 20 mins
>it is coming
>Inclined my ass to the left and shat on my pants
>I wasn't wearing underwear that day because I hated them when i was a kid but my mother made me use them anyways
>She didn't notice that I wasn't wearing one that day so I had only pants on
> The giant and solid turd rolled through my leg and reached the ground
>nobody noticed
>I kicked it as far as I could
>it landed under the table (idk how school tables are called in english) of my friend
>People starts noticing the smell
>Movie is paused, everybody is looking for the source of the smell
>someone saw the giant piece of shit under his table
>teacher take him out of the class
>they called his mother
>when I came home I showered and nobody knew what happened, not even my mother

I once shit myself when I was 6 or 7. Left a nice skidmark on my undies, went to go poop and didn't have to. Put my shorts on commando and immediately shit myself again

My dad was both mad and loling

Nice try faggot

>Was with family in japan
>had all sorts of strange food
>Walking along the market when stomach started to make noises
>It's probably gonna settle down soon
>...
>it didn't

>Get to a point where my ass started making leaky air noises
>see a restroom down the street
>It's one of those shitters you squat in
>At this point i can can feel the seefood i had making it's grand escape
>I SLAM open the door to the shitter!
>before me squats a small japanese man
>''I SHIT U NOT!''

good one

>earlier this year
>be sick as fuck with the flu or some shit
>throw up all over the place at work
>feel a small blast of hershey squirt as i hurl
>time to get the fuck out of there
>throw some oil absorbant over hurl and leave
>speed all the way home
>get out of car
>standing in driveway
>throw up some more
>the force of my stomach heaving is enough to send a hemmorhage of mucus shit out of my ass
>like a mucus shit waterfall for like 10 seconds, no joke
>feel the shit running down my legs and into my shoes
>have to strip naked in the driveway and left a snail trail of shit from where I was standing to the door
>open door and rush to the shower to get cleaned off
>cleaned my shit off the floor but forgot the door handles
>everyone else in the house gets sick as fuck and shits the bed or their underwear

lol trump dump

one time in 4th grade i was standing in line and i really had to go but the damn teacher wouldent let us go to the cafeteria yet because everyone wouldent shut up so i just took a shit in my pants and everyone around me was like "EWW IT SMELLS LIKE PPOOOp!'

>be 25
>at a friends house for afterbars
>chug half a fifth of gin in one go after someone said they liked gin more than me
>decide to walk to my car because I want to drive home and get something to eat along the way
>its back at the bar
>20 blocks away
>with each step getting more and more drunk
>black out
>wake up to a cop asking me if I was ok
>its morning
>I'm on the sidewalk
>I mumble something and get up
>realize there is vomit down my shirt
>shit in my pants
>still wasted
>don't even go to my car
>walk home, the most ashamed I've ever been

The feeling when you take a piss through your asshole...

>in early elementary school, not sure what grade
>Femanon neighbor's mom takes us to a park along with her older brother
>play for a while, then the mom asks if anyone needs to use the bathroom
>nope, I'm good
>she walks femanon friend and the brother all the way across a huge fucking field to the porta-johns
>swinging on the swings with them after they get back
>"hey, femanon's mom, I need to go to the bathroom"
>"No, user, you should have gone earlier
>fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>try to hold it
>still swinging
>reach my physical breaking point and unload a massive shit into my pants while acting like nothing happened.
>alright time to go home
>pile into the van
>"oh my god what is that smell?"
>Play along acting grossed out
>"user, did you have an accident?"
>deny it but everyone fucking knows.
>Finally get home after long ass car ride
>spend like 30 minutes scraping half-dried shit off of my thighs, lower back, and dick
fun fact, femanon died of cancer a few years later

>be me
>18, just moved out of state
>friend from back home visits for 1 night
>go for pizza
>he asks me to show him the comic store
>spend about 10 minutes in store
>feel stomach rumbling
>oshit.png
>tell friend we have to leave NOW
>make it to car
>before I start car, realize there's no time
>run to bushes in front of parked car
>explosive diarrhea on bushes/wall/random dude's truck headlights
>leave, having nothing to wipe my ass with
>drive home, friend dying from laughter
>shower immediately when home
>throw away shorts/boxers
>family gets home as I walk through the middle of the house with trashbag filled with shitty stained clothes
>"what's that?"
>say I cleaned the litterbox for the ferrets

I went back to the comic store about 2 days later, shit was still on the bushes/ground. Truck was in a different spot. This was outside of an apartment building

>be me 25 ish
>take 12 beers from beer pong
>do all 12 inside 18 minutes
>grab couple jello shots
>head outside party
>go to basement of house
>sit down in chair
>just start to spin and lose it
>feel myself filling my pants with shit
>so wasted I'm unable to stop or control it
>can't move
>pass out for a bit
>come back to and walk outside
>one asshole "friend" starts asking me questions where I've been
>I climb in car and drive couple blocks home
>get accused of the shit mess next day
>denied it forever

I dont shit but sometimes i bleed through a wound in my asscrack that won't heal. It'll feel wet sometimes so i immediately go to the bathroom to wipe before any gets on my underwear. I take up 1/5th of a roll drying up the blood before it finally stops.

dude you have a hemmoroid or anal fissure. Get that shit checked out before you bleed to death one day.

>Hemmoroid or anal fissure
I don't feel any discomfort when I sit down and the tear isn't in my anus. It's on the buttcrack above the anus. I've been gentler on it the last couple months and it's been happening less

>14
>freshman in HS
>anxiety case
>on football team
>one of our last games of the season
>it's an away game
>bus ride is over an hour across city to other high school
>my stomach is churning the whole way there
>desperately need to shit, but fear of public toilets prevents me from sweet release
>hold it
>I don't play due to injury, so I sit on bench
>hold it some more
>just before halftime it gets worse
>I feel a wall of hot sick slide into home plate behind my anus
>my asshole starts to twitch in a weird way
>something bad is about to happen
>all fears of nasty public shitter vanish instantly as I b-line it to the bathroom
>I make it to the bathroom
>fling the stall door open
>ironically it's one of the cleanest public restrooms I have ever seen
>the second I lay eyes on that sweet porcelain goddess my asshole shudders uncontrollably
>hot shit pours from deep within my nether
>down my leg, fills my fucking sock
>sit down and shit the rest out
>oh god what have I done
>thoughts of an hero race through my brain
>entire scenarios of public ridicule play out in my brain over a matter of mere seconds
>think, user,
>think
>concoct a lie more dastardly than the deed I had just poured out across the bathroom floor
>I stash my socks and underwear behind toilet
>walk back to bench after thorough cleanup
>start to freak out right as I get there
>the show has begun
>"UGH! This gross ass fucking school has SHIT all over the bathrooms! I totally accidentally got some on my pants, fucking sick!"
>and so on and so forth
>they all seem to buy it
>someone even goes in the bathroom to confirm there is shit everywhere
>it's all mine
>every year we have to play that school again, theyre in our division
>everyone refers to it as the school with "the shit all over it" "the shit school" etc.
>mfw I got away with it somehow

>I dont shit

>installing a bi-directional amplifier at a police station for their county radio system
>running the hardline through the ceiling that connects up to the internal antennas
>need to shit
>fuck it I got enough time to finish this run, only about 4 feet left
>move ladder in place
>climb up ladder and pop ceiling tile
>ivemadeahugemistake.jpg
>sudden gut wrenching diarrhea feeling
>liquid shit seeping out
>scramble down ladder
>walk to bathroom as fast as I can since I'm in a police station
>get on the toilet just as the seal completely blows
>boxers destroyed, throw them in the trash
>continue install work

>in me room
>Farted
>Suspected i shat me self
>Go to the bathroom
>Next day
>noticed a piece of shit laying on the carpet
>fell out when i when i stod up i guess
>It's flattened out, hence i stepped on it yesterday
>Used deodorant and teabags to get rid of the smell

roast me /b

Only happened once. I keep an erratic sleep schedule, so my poop schedule is weird too. Eating at weird times, etc. Anyway, I got up in the morning and tried to poop, but didn't need to yet. I hadn't drank any caffeine or anything like I usually would to get my bowels moving.

Had to go out, and went and had lunch with someone. They didn't eat all their food and were going to throw it away, so I ate it too. Started walking after that and the short walk made me need to poop. Got to destination, and my body sensed I was near the toilet, so the shit started coming out before I could get my pants off.

>start a new diet
>losing weight
Chad.exe
>diet really fucks up my insides though
>at grocery store. Feel the urge. I know I have a few minutes.
>use shitty public grocery store bathroom or try for home. Decide to hold it until I get home
>pay for my groceries and go
>in the car I realize the situation is going to be close
>park. Run into building
>elevator comes right away
Yes.wav
>2 floors to go I undo belt
>unlock door on the fly
>open bathroom door
Ass explodes.mov
fml
>step into shower and clean up
Go off diet

kekd

How did you not smell shit in your room? Does your room ordinarily stink? How did you not see it? Was it dark or something?

Also how did you not notice that you stepped in it? Did you not slip? You must have tracked it on your carpet on your way to your bathroom. Do you live with anyone? Did they notice the shit smell? Did you get any in your bed? Did you wash your sheets afterward? Are you still sleeping in your shitty sheets?

Wasn't a very stinky shit i guess, + small amount. No my room smells normal, to me and others. The carpet wasn't flat and hard, it's like fluffy and concealed it pretty well. It was in december so pretty dark in nighttime and in the morning. I wore socks, that plus the fluffy carpet (And the consistency of the shit) made it hard to notice.

No one noticed it, washed everything exept the carpet
>howDoYouWashACarpet.JPG

Once I wanted to piss and we have sort of a biodegradable toilet, so I went there to piss thinking I could hold my shit in but I didn't.
So I took a shit on the toilet but not before it touching my pants.
It was a shitty situation.

A toilet in our backyard*
We obviously have a standard one in the house but it was being used.

>me, UK fag
>went to cafe one morning as hanging from night before
>full English with everything
>bit greasy but tasty
>ate the lot
>waitress collects plate and says 'we have other challenge breakfasts available'
>lulwut that was a challenge?
>go to park to walk off breakfast
>urge to fart comes
>give a slight push
>pants suddenly full of wet
>ohshitnigga.jpg
>go into nearby pub toilet
>one urinal and one cubical
>retard kid and handler in cubicle
>kid doing a monster tard shit
>mfw I had to wait by the sink whilst making akward eye contact with handler
>mfw special kid and handler eventually leave
>check pants
>nope.exe
>clean up as best I can
>throw sacrificial pant down toilet
>leave to go home and shower

Go to the store and buy some witch hazel, looks like alcohol, swab some on it will shrink the tissue and should control bleeding, somewhat.

But yeah, should go see a dr.

Its the "H" in Preparation H, btw