Secrets thread

Secrets thread.

Tell us your secrets and confessions, Sup Forums.

More fucked up = better.

I post on Sup Forums on this site called Sup Forums.

I don't seed my Torrents.

You motherfucker

Eat your own head

I'm currently looking to pay a girl to spank me

I stole a balloon on National Free Balloon Day.

I throw away 80 the food i buy.
I also water my year all year long even when i am told not too.

looking where?

I showed child porn to my 10 year old sister

I don't recycle i used both cans and put everything into them,diabetic needles and i have aids.

Watering your year? You motherfucker!

how old were you and what was happening in the porn (ages, hardcore?)

What did she say?

this, curious

That is my 3rd mistake for the night i have to go to bed sweet dreams you all :3 i keked.
i could not find my other one good night :)

Had sex with a mate's girlfriend.

I was 19, I showed her a variety of things ranging from nn models to hurtcore, the girls were 4-14. Her reaction was that she didn't like the most of it, but she really liked Masha's lesbian videos.

Had sex with a mates female dog she was a Husky lab mix.

I raped my sister since she was 8 until she moved out at 18. She fucking hated me for the longest time, but she eventually grew to relax and enjoy it. I got her pregnant, kept the baby and my son perfectly healthy.

did you ever get caught? How do you protect yourselft from being swated? ANd what did she like about the lesbian video :O

I hid a poop in a nursing home

Fucking get a room

i am currently renting my ass to a what can only be described as a predatory gay.
no one knows and i literally take zero pleasure in the act
ill greentext if anyone wants to know how the fuck this happened sinced its kind of complicated to explain in just a few words

not even the same user! :O Maybe we should get a room for 4

I jerked off my girlfriends Doberman once and had him ejaculate in my hands. I constantly think about grabbing that beasts cock and have it submit to me but I'm afraid to get caught. Also Sup Forums fucked me up this bad

Did you ever do anything with her? Or just watching things?

How did you raise the subject with her and get her to agree?

Nobody wants to hear about that gay shit

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car :(

>ill greentext if anyone wants
do it faggot

;)

>tried
you didn't let her? Was she hot or ugly

>fonger

was in shota relationship growing up. i get off to it now.

I break into friends homes and put dead rats,cats, somtimes small dogs down in their homes by droping them through the attic into the walls i am not sure why i do this but over 10 people now and as many as 40 times total even helped 1 of them take a wall out to find it they even thanked me.

I fuck dogs and baby unicorns

I get way too much joy out of trolling people. Like almost addicted. I had to take a break from here for 2 years and now I'm back. At least this place sucks now so it's easier to not come as much. Not a big deal but weird to me seeing as I don't fit the neck beard stereotype .

No surprisingly, thought she'd turn me in, but that's not what's happened at all. We didn't talk to each other after that happened for three years. We recently renewed our relationship, regularly cuddle in my room and have a good time overall. I dont really know why she liked it, probably because there was a lot of cuddling and kissing involved.

horrified, but go on

I jerked it to the sound of a cheerleader being raped by one of the gym teachers.

From what I heard apparently she wasn't the first that this guy had apparently raped.

I have a slight obsession with my best friend. I love her, and I desperately wish she felt the same. I'm constantly trying to find nudes of hers. She knows I have feels for her. I masturbate to her fb pictures.

Smh

story please

nuice

wow, details?

It's just weird to me man I'm not some neck beard nerd. My life isn't shit either.

Worst secret would be. I killed my kitten and probably bullied a kid so bad he must have problems to this day. Should have started with that

wonderfully pedestrian

I masturbated over my sleeping cousin and came on her face (she was 11 at the time, I was 30). I cleaned most of it off but left some on her lips. I'm not sure how she didn't wake up tbh.

I also "accidentally" stuck my hand down her bikini bottoms in the pool a few times and moved her to sit on my boner whenever she sat on my lap to watch TV or whatever.

I think her mom suspects something because she more recently never leaves us alone together, but whatever. She'll be too old soon anyway.

I cried when Ashi died in the Samurai Jack finale.

I was in the same situation, I shared her photos on Cumonprintedpics and seeing other guys use her to jack off to made me horny as fuck but also helped me get over "feelings" for her, as I started to see her as nothing but a whore to cum to.I suggest giving it a go.

She know and only strings you along for attention

Piece of shit, she probably was awake, but paralyzed with fear. How dumb can you get

how old is the optimal age for you. Also what is your minimum and maximum age, maximum being the age you are still attracted to her.

I fap inclusivly to shota. i have fapped to questionable photos before, but I don't want to be a pedo. i'm trying with all my might to resist. thank the gods i won't be having children

...

that was a couple years ago. There's no proof but her own word, and she's a stupid kid. I'd just say she was dreaming and stick to my story and there's nothing they could do.

I do pic related instead of tugging my peep.
idk if this is what god wanted.

Why not? Sterile?

He jerked it to a cheerleader being raped by a gym teacher who's apparently raped other girls before.

What more do you need to know?

incel

11 or 12 is pretty ideal, 8-9 is minimum and I start to lose interest after 16, 15 if they mature faster than normal.

ok
sorrry lil buddy, how you dont catch "the gay" from reading it

> this started about eight months ago
> be fat
> local gym was having a free trial day to try and attract business. shitty location and close to like 3 other gyms so myself and like 3 other people show up during the hours i was there
>a muscle guy was loudly talking about this dude he was fucking the other night as i walked in
> whatever not my crowd
> notice as im trying out the equipment he is following me and making it very obvious he was watching me. even winked at me when i gave him a glare
> finally ask management to get him to leave me alone
> he tells me some thing about how he would love to fuck me or something as hes leaving, gives me his number on a piece of paper
> i stuff it in the bottom of my bag because i couldnt see any trashcans and i didnt want to get yelled out for littering
> learn from others after i complain to them that he is a very in your face chubby chaser, in fact he loves to pay fat guys and degrade them, treat them like prostitutes (which i guess i am, fuck)
> whatever
> not the last time we meet, for a month as im trying to get skinnier he approaches me 3 or 4 times always in my face and telling me im fucking hot and what he would do to me given half a chance
> so long story shorter, i get into financial trouble thanks to insuffiicent funds and several bills trying to come out of my account at once
> so yes i remembered his numbe and dug it out of my bag because i didnt want to be homeless and poor
>figured id give him head once and no one would ever know and i could pretend it never happened
> cut to him showing up at my apartment and demanding i strip while he threw dollars at me to "show me whos boss"
> it was weird but it was like he instantly broke me, i didnt even hestitate when he told me to bend over my coffee table, and yes it hurts and yes it is nasty
> he left me a wad of cash and just walked out

thanks for the details. Do you molest children often or just look at them.

>tugging my peep

You should turn yourself in.

what do you get off to most?

as much as I want to be an edgelord and say I do it all the time, I've never gone farther than what was in my first post and there was only one other cousin when I was younger that I ever touched.

If the right opportunity came along I definitely would act on the urges but generally I just look. I'd never do something extreme like kidnap one or actual rape or anything like that, that's not what turns me on.

God thats kinda fucked up
Consensual rape
Is he a prisonfag?
How much cash did he give you

no fucking way. Getting on the sex offender registry is worse than the death sentence. I'd rather die than get arrested for that kind of shit.

taking loads in the ass.

I paid a prostitute 200$ to loose my virginity today after months of debating whether to do it or not and honestly am disapointed wasnt worth it to me

One time I was watching you through the window five seconds ago.

I see. So you mostly get off on cp I guess? If so, do you take precaution to not get caught?

Yes exactly so you should do something of those options.

i also did this when I was 23 to lose mine. The asking price was $150 and I paid all the money I had in my wallet ($380) figuring it would get me better service. It didn't. It was alright though, I've had worse since.

Can you greentext my man? Why did you hate it? I'm sad for you since last time I found a young college girl. That was amazing.

it's legit not that great unless you're emotionally involved generally.

i mean i dont think he was in prison, he doesnt really talk to much beside derogatory stuff
and its happened 6 times so far,
the first time was 3500 and the others were 2000 each
the second time was worse because i didnt know he was coming at all, he just showed up and handed me more money

the scary part is hes starting to try and take control of my personal life, telling me i cant go to the gym because he likes his "bitches fat" and he scared away this girl i was getting to know

I molested my cousin while pretending to be asleep while sitting between my wife and her while we watched 50 shades of grey.

I also fixed her iPhone and stole nudes off of it and shared them on here. Wish I never deleted them.

that's good money, bro.

I did this , manipulated/guilted a random student on craigslist to fuck and suck me for $50 and it was the best ever, fucked her for 2 hours

fucked her a few more times because she was way hotter than i was expected (i expected fat whale, but got tight asian student)

My fantasy is to cheat. I've had multiple relationships in which I couldn't help myself but to fuck around.

Probably due to a lack of confidence, or simply because I'm an ass.

Have been in a relationship for 1.5yr now, and slept with 9 girls since.

Never, ever got caught.

I really want to beat and degrade this girl I've known for close to a year now. Just some of the things I hear about her and how she is when around me make me angry.

my main rule is I never, ever save anything I come across. I like to try and maintain some level of plausible deniability, like I just happened to come across it and didn't seek it out. I always report it when it gets posted here for example (but still fap to it)

What the fuck, are you still a poorfag and need his money? If he's trying to control your life and scaring away people you like then you need to get that shit figured out.
You don't want to wind up buried in some woods somewhere once he gets tired of you. And letting somebody stop you from getting healthy is horrible.
But damn that's a lot of money.

he's a sociopath, you should seriously be careful

i know this is Sup Forums but yea. this psychological humiliation can fuck you up longterm. go to another gym, try and find a source of income, avoid that piece of shit.

no shit, thats why im still doing it.
i make less in a month then i do in less then an hour of grit your teeth and bare it

200 is a lot.

I lost mine to a whore, fucked exclusively whores until I was like 26 when I 'lost my virginity' for real. But once you have one real girl, you get confidence and it gets easier.

Married now, never cheated but I've had offers... I don't regret losing it to a whore.

its not really a fantasy if its just how you do things.

I cheat compulsively all the time. been with my girl 7 years, and do it once a month or so that whole time. it's not a fantasy, its just who I am.

I see. You can never really tell when you will find some then.

i have 3 girlfriends that all cuck me.

yeah which makes it frustrating sometimes but even with VPNs and shit I don't want to risk doing anything more

Cant greentext at work rn but it was a little awkward on my part very butter face from drug use pics were old before her face went to hell and very loose had a hard time getting into it she was insanely talkative which made it a little harder wasnt terrible just not worth 200$ for the hour

does your wife know about it. I know some girls are smooth with this.

it is starting to legit scare me, at first he was just an asshole with a lot of money, but he knows where i live, my name, my parents name, and alot of other information.

i may be screwed in more ways then one.

Yeah realize that now but 20/20 hindsight is useless

fuck, dude.
i need to get fat.

damn. I would try it again 100% if I were you. I only paid 140 and got a fucking nice girl. Try to filter more before choosing one.

I spent all day today trying to figure out the best way to an hero but not make it look like suicide. then i look at the gun sitting on my desk and wonder why I even give a fuck, i'll be dead, it's not my problem. But i'll give it some more thought before I just use the gun easy button.

not useless, now you know not to waste 200 more dollars.