Be 19

>be 19
>11 years until wizard status
>Know it's coming but can't do anything about it

How does Sup Forums meet women?

Not on Sup Forums

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Correction , how do I meet women without fucking Snapchat , Instagram, or a Facebook to go off of? The only way people interact with each other seems so fake how else can a I meet women?

We don't

Then what's with the gf/ex nudes everywhere and what's with all the celebrities saying they lurk Sup Forums?

go where they are, talk to them, lower your standards, better yourself, and actually do it, who give a fuck if you are rejected, you already are being rejected everyday so any pain you feel will be less than what you already experience. and watch a ton of Jordan Peterson videos on youtube so you can understand why you are so toxic and unfuckable. there ya go, real advice on Sup Forums. now clean your room faggot.

I live in a very liberal college town, all of the women around me are incredibly selfish and spoiled rich girls. I don't have the ability to move anywhere with what the market is like, and everyone around me is the same drugged out or narcissistic cunt I've ever experienced

>Jordan Peterson

Overated as fuck. Unlike Peterson I don't think society is inherently healthy or worth preserving as is/was as he defines what it ought to be.

u literally have more than a decade to laid. fuck is wrong with you

never mind, I guess all the advice you want is for somebody to validate your fatalism. kill yourself then, I sincerely don't care. and you can blame women all you want, they aren't perfect, but neither are you.

>Bad childhood
>No real family
>Former alcoholic
>Put on meds when a kid for "ADHD" that turned out do to nothing but have horrible side effects gat made me a total shut in /sick all the time for nothing
>Live in a dystopian tier town

What do? I live in a very post modernist setting and hate it

DUDE -you're only 19 .

Use one of those oneahole things or buy
a freaken real doll and get you're jollis off .

Focus on getting the rest of you're life in order
and everything else will work out in time .

Find yourself and what you will be doing for a living first .

PS-43 married with kids .
" Love " ain't all it's cracked up to be .

FIGHT GODDAMMIT. THAT IS THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER. IF PEOPLE IN THE STONE AGE CAN GET LAID THAN SO CAN YOU. GET OVER YOURSELF.

>Fatalism

Wut I just told you by situation and how probable my life will end up like the usual wizards based on their backgrounds compared to mine.

>Blame women

I don't , I blame the women I have access to in my shit tier town I can't get away from.

Get the fuck off of your ass and go out and socialize. The library, the bar, the fucking museum, restaurants. There are girls everywhere you fucking faggot.

if this thread goes as planned it will end in a
>fatality

>not wanting to be a wiz
fugin pleb

28 year old here. Just lost my v-card last year but the one piece of advice I'd give is spend less fucking time on this website! Have a go at diversifying the kinds of experiences you have and maybe meet some people or something. God speed young man; do your best.

People in the stone age got aranged marriages or raped their way into other tribes wtf. They also weren't given high doses if amphetamines and isolated from all other contact with people via being locked away in a small dark room with nothing but a TV and video games.

Neither was their entire society being told to be nothing but consumeristic and abandon all family in the name of self pleasure, or were they ever able to move halfway across the continent at will based on their mean income. Times change friendo.

That's insane, you're just 19.
I thought the same when I was your age...


... 10 years later still kissless virgin.
Yep, you better do something in the next years. After 25 there's a good chance you'll never recover.

Just fuck a hooker you fucking retard, look for a brothel

Are you kidding me? Dude, the internet has practically made it so easy to find people as desperate as you are to get laid. It's much easier to find women online than it is to find them out there.

But if you insist, find a hobby. Something outside of your house, and meet people there. Make friends and you will eventually find a woman. Get a job, most couples meet through work or school.

That's the problem - I'm too edgy for the people around here and I don't have it in me to fake my personality 24/7 for an orgasm. I just want a real relationship desu.

It's so obvious why you are currently, and will die a virgin by this comment. I'm a fat guy and I do just fine. Clearly the problem is you and not the '' shitty women and the market and blah blah blah all my problems are somebody else's fault''

Grow the fuck up and take responsibility for your problems you fucking idiot. Get a job. Find a passion, get out of your comfort zone and stop being a pathetic whiney bitch and you'll do fine. I say this from a place of love user.

you sound pretty woke, I think whatever problems you have had, you are capable of being over them now. so get to work.

God dammit you are a pussy manlet fuck. Stop being a pathetic faggot and Better yourself and stop whining. Why are you such a bitch? Grow a pair and make an effort and maybe you'll see some results.

The problem is you and it always has been. Until you realize this you will never grow or become anything better than what you are. Fucking bitches.

This

Im ugly, fat, and I'm a loser. But, I have a decent job and I enjoy going out not to impress others, but for myself. It's the self love and confidence that women want. No one wants a self loathing edge tard like the majority of kids who browse this site.

Right now, I have three chicks who I fuck on the regular. Just gotta go out there.

>Internet

I don't want those kinds of women where you have a 50/50 chance of divorce and where most peoples relationships hinges on what they buy. Everyone I know who has gf gas the fakest relationships I've ever seen. I don't get how people can stand it. I guess the real problem here is that I'm just trying to deny that my life isn't redeemable and that j can just return to normie life even after all this shit I've been through.

>Tfw can only 2pl8 deadlift and squat but not bench yet

I'm /fit/ enough , fuck off cock jockey.

>I just blame other people

And myself. I fucked myself up being an alcoholic but was given no guidance by society , then learned to kind of hate it. I just can't connect with most people who base their entire lives on extremely shallow bullshit. Can't tell you how many times I've had to explain to other people that their gf/bf was never really good to them and that their relationships were always kind of shit.

I honestly think there is just something wrong with society today. Although to be fair I'm also just kind of a jaded asshole.

There is a solution to everything, dude. I'm telling you, once you meet the right girl, you're going to see how wrong you are. Yeah, there is always a 50/50 chance that your relationship will fail, of course. There's no evading that. But really, that same logic could be applied to everything. There is always a 50/50 chance you'll fail or succeed. You can't let the thought of failure scare you from doing things, because if you do, you're going to remain alone and scared and you'll never leave your comfort zone. Yeah, some women aren't going to love you, some of them might hurt you. But fuck them. If that happens, keep on moving until you find the one that is actually meant for you.

I think your problem is that you don't love yourself. That's the first thing you should work on. Love yourself and have confidence before you expect others too. If you can't love or respect yourself, why should anyone else?

>Fuck three chicks on the regular
>That is what happiness means in the year 2017.

Fml. Maybe I want more than just sex. Sure "muh virginity" but there is no point to losing your virginity if you don't have a happy relationship. Otherwise what's the point of stigmatizing something like virginity when I can just pay a whore to fuck me?

>There is always a 50/50 chance you'll fail or succeed.

You don't know much about gambling, do you? I can tell how most if the women around me are because I'm constantly the guy people need to lean on when their pointlessly materialistic relationships fail. People who invest themselves in shit tier people get shit tier results, and most if the people around me are shit tier people

>I don't love myself

Yeah I don't engage in narcissism.

I understand, man. We all just want love. I find the people who want relationships more are people who aren't used to having love from their family or friends. Now, this isn't fact. This is just something I noticed. A lot of people who have grown around people who have suffocated them with love and attention and praise tend to be the ones who just go after meaningless sex, from what I've seen.

I was always a lonely kid, my parents never really gave a fuck about me, I didn't have any friends growing up. As a teenager, I thought I was going to feel happy and fulfilled once I finally had sex. Once I turned 20, I did have sex a few times with a couple of girls that have grown up in my same neighborhood, and I realized then that it wasn't sex that I wanted. I wanted someone to love me. Isn't that weird?

I'm not trying to give a fucking sob story or any of that shit, I'm just letting you know that I really know what it feels like. I just want someone to finally give a fuck about me.

>30 is wizard status

I'm 45 and holding out for 50. Won't be any problem unfortunately.

Fuck, man. Why don't you get laid? Why are you saving your virginity?

Maybe there is something wrong with the culture we are brought up in fundementally which is the issue? That's my point ITT - im too edgy to get into a normal relationship ship. Everyone is constantly complaining about how meaningless family/ close relationship have become in general yet so nothing about. All that is ever promoted is hedonism and consumerism, yet people wonder why there is 50% divorce rate in the US? The culture here is dead and people are brought to to believe in lies about human nature to distract themselves form the fact that their culture is dead. People on ever live in excess or in extremely selfish understandings if others. It's like the Bread and Circuses of the Roman era but worse.

I've always had very low self-esteem and self-image. Not ugly, but am overweight. Not huge or anything. Anyway, girls I went after always turned out to be huge cunts. The type that would make fun of you for showing you were interested. I've been depressed for a few decades now and unemployed and unable to find work with my injury. So that makes me feel like shit too. I never meet anyone anymore.

As if having sex with a whore ever made anyone happier for more than a moment. What's the point when you can just h
jerk off?

You have to get really really really good at mario carts

kek im 29 and my bday is on October. my wizardry awaits

>the only goal in your life is to put your dick in a girl

wow dude, no wonder you're still a virgin. I mean, I am too, but I don't care about it, because it doesn't fucking matter.

try me

>manlet
>ugly face
>small dick
>socially awkward/bordeline autistic

fuck off. you don't have it so bad

Chaos awaits , brother.

>Untermensch

Finding a hobbie or getting a job won't help an outcast loner in any way. It'll make him an outcast loner with a job and that's it. Which is better than nothing but nowhere near what he wants to get.

What I find works for me is to just keep at it. No matter how hurt or fucked my confidence feels, I try my hardest to block it out when I'm rejected. I don't just stop after a few girls tell me no. I just say fuck em and move on to the next.I figure, mathematically, if you ask 100 girls, the chances of one of them saying yes gets higher and higher the more you do it. Also, lowering your standards helps too.

you're better off just staying single. Forget about any relationships aside from friends, and only keep a handful of good friends. You'll have to wave though a lot of shit tier people. In the mean time just focus on making yourself a better person, whether that be physically or mentally. As you grow so should your friends, if you find they're holding you back, cut ties with them. Continue to better yourself until you're what all the girls around you want, then turn them all down because they're all dumb cunts and don't deserve you anymore. Become the baddest wizard of all time.

Are you saying people on the internet might be lying about the things they claim to do in real life? Guffawgasp

>also 19
>not OP
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>pic related

Currently fapping to this girls nudes (she's 16 btw)

Yeah, I realize all that. I'm not really out there meeting people at all much right now, but I know I just had bad luck. I know a pretty face isn't everything. Hell, some of them can be the most vapid cunts.

Make a lot of money. Women love money.
That's the most simple and the most straight way to getting a girl because all women are gold diggers. No exceptions.

Hitler was a Virgin until he met Eva Braun.

>Be young Hitler
>Be quiet but unusually smart
>Dad wants you take over farm to preserve family heritage
>REEEEE muh art school.
>Run off to Vienna when teenager
>Both mother and father and die while you are there , literally only a year into your visit
>Sold farm to try and save mother before she died, so no homeless NEET making paintings.
>Get rejected from art school
>Now jobless , futureless, orphaned, shy kid wandering Vienna for work
>Get conscripted into war
>Make friends
>All of them die in the trenches
>Nearly go blind after being gassed
>Lose war, the onto meaning in life
>Get injured and lose one of your balls while fighting on the Eastern Front.
>Become leader of nazi party
>Finally lose virginity

I'm not sure how he went from losing a ball while fighting on the front to becoming the leader of the party. Must have been a bunch of other steps there?

>thinks fapping to guys pretending to be girls is non virgin
>having a 16 year old nudes is gonna get you v&

reported to the fbi so either you are a virgin fag or have fun in the pokie :^)

Kill yourself before 30 or get with a prostitute before 30. Those are your only choices.

"bad childhood"

Lol

I'm not going to write a whole biography on the guy, but yeah after losing a ball in the war and having all of his friends die around him and nearly going blind after being exposed to mustard gas, he comes home to find the country being overrun by Marxists and extreme hedonism, then blames WW 1 on Jews and capitalism, become the figure head of the national socialist parties , then after all that gets laid and has a happy relationship at the cost of only 1 ball and his sanity.

I'm talking to her on Instagram, nerd. I've face timed her before. I'm not a virgin but you sure seem like a cock grabber to me. Faggot

I've never really done any research on his rise to power, the greentext story just got me thinking about it for the first time is all. Thanks.

>pic related

Ok buddy

I just paid a prostitute 200 dollars to take my virginity today

My current gif is a friend of friend. Just use connections/ make connections.