Republicans......................Are....................Silly

Republicans......................Are....................Silly

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i like his blue suits

>73368060
If Republicans didn't act silly, comedians wouldn't make fun of them. It's as simple as that.

>plays a character that is literally just himself saying whatever pops into his head

Guest: logical arguement backed up by facts
Host: but what about them nerdy republicans. Woot ! Woot! *does raise the roof*

Audiance goes wild

Your attempt at quoting has left you looking rather... silly.

Late night talk show host......................is....................a cuck

[Sup Forums Cheers]

he's dressed like phoenix right

Both sides are silly, stop falling for identity politics you cuck

>Jon Stewart and Colbert both leave during Obama's term
condition met

Whites... must... be... genocided.

[YASSSSSSSS QUEEN]

I AM A ROBOT

I WILL REGURGITATE THE POPULAR OPINIONS OF MY MASTERS

I AM A DIVERSITY HIRE BLEEP BOOP

I HAVE THE CHARISMA OF A DEAD CAT

Agreed there. Talk radio portrays Bush as a legend but he was shit also if you are libertarian or conservative

JUST LIKE REPUBLICAINS AMIRTE PEOPLE COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>He fell for the middleground meme

>lel republicans are dumb my gender studies professors who believe in white privelege and girls with penises just tell it like it is haha!

Isn't his ratings plummeting a sign that nobody cares about leftcuck tv show hosts anymore?

I hate Republicans

[audience gives a standing ovation]

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This situation is bad, I know bad situation because I am from SOUTH AFRICA.

Now onto the next situation. Ah yes, this situation is bad, I know bad situation because I am from SOUTH AFRICA.

Now onto the next situation. Ah yes, this situation is bad, I know bad situation because I am from SOUTH AFRICA.

I hate gay people btw but don't bring that up you racists. Anyway onto the next situation. Ah yes, this situation is bad, I know bad situation because I am from SOUTH AFRICA.

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Isn't Whoopie Goldberg a Republican?

Silly? Fucking silly? NO! Just no! A clown is silly. Your dad with a bit of pasta sauce on his chin is silly. Apu from The Simpsons...a racist caricature, sure, but still silly! Republicans are not silly, they are a real threat to our country's future because they actually have support! Almost as much support as the bras that their fat white male redneck supporters wear. Donald Trump is far past being silly because there's nothing silly about banning an ENTIRE RELIGION from the country. Look at these Muslims. They don't have a home and are down on their luck and yet the Republicans won't let them in. Is that silly? Is that fucking silly? If I took a piss on a homeless family with children and told the cops, could I just say I was being silly and get away with it? Well maybe if the homeless folks were black and the cops were white, but that is BEYOND THE POINT. You, the people calling Donald Trump and Republicans silly, are far past silly, you are fucking INSANE. And trust me, insane is not the same as silly. If it was, every child in the country would be locked away for sticking out their tongue. And that just doesn't happen in 2016. Unless you're Donald Trump, sticking your proverbial tongue out to Muslims everywhere but instead of a silly tease...you destroy their lives. AND NOW THIS. *cut to hilarious viral video of porn stars sticking their tongues out at Trump and then doing soft core porn while wacky clown music plays and Trump quotes about deporting Muslims come on screen next to pictures of sad Muslims during the soft core porn.*

Fuck me, when did rightards get so sensitive?

Late 1600s idk

nice projection

eww look. she has a ghetto tattoo on her boob. I could imagine her inside a messy apartment in her sweats while cooking her little ones mac n cheese.

>"dude republicans lmao"
>OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! THE (((LIBERAL MEDIA))) IS *LITERALLY* BRAINWASHING PEOPLE!!! THIS ISN'T COMEDY!!! IT'S INDOCTRINATION!!! THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO US!!!

Every other day we have some thread where rightards have a tearful circlejerk about how TV comedians won't stop bullying them.

Sup Forums has always been left wing you fucking retarded trumpdrones

>Weeeeelll, them conservatives...

>[Audience starts clapping]

>They did it again didn't they...

>[Audience laughs]

>They actually said they liked Trump

>[Audience erupts with cheers and laughter]

>Everyone at home watching this has a smug sense of superiority that will never leave their being.

it's ok because it's a character

>we point out "dude republicans lmao"
>WOW FUCKING SHITLORD MRAS TRIGGERED. NEED A SAFE SPACE GOOBERGLOBBERS???

>we point out "dude republicans lmao"
>by acting like we're triggered and oppressed

that's what i'm saying.
We point it out to make fun of him and you act like we're crying our eyes out.
You're being made fun of. You see that as crying because crying is all that you know.

>He fell for the only two options meme

>We point it out to make fun of him and you act like we're crying our eyes out.

Seems pretty butthurt to me.

no, shes a democrat. but surprisely has a bit of common sense and calls people out on some of the their bullshit iirc
more of a middle of the road democrat then a straight up liberal

>going to another thread to find something relevant
look at this OP you goob.

still he's just asking about the schtick.

>"you act like we're crying our eyes out"
>link to thread where you're crying your eyes out

Not only did you have zero crying in this thread, but the other thread you had to involve isnt crying either, it's just calling out the tired shit Stewart does.

By crying that it's got to be """"""virtue signaling"""""" when you get made fun of?

Sounds a bit tearful, imo.

>it's another "democrats so smug because they aren't republicans, and ignore everything wrong with there party episode"
When will they stop airing this.

user dont confuse him. he might insinuate your upset again. its just to risky

the complaint is that it isnt funny, it's a pretty legitimate complaint for comedy.

First of all, calm down. Your speech here won't change anything but if you want some solace I'll let you know I read through it all. Second, you need to know the reason Trump is making these outlandish statements. Let's examine it: people have had a fear of Muslim/Islamic culture ever since 9/11 and was led to the extreme with terror groups like ISIS and Al-quaeda. Trump knows Americans still fear Islam and so used this as a stepping stone to bolster votes and support. He then used other matters, including immigration (especially Mexican/Hispanic) and Hillary's mistakes to further increase support. The question is whether or not he's actually racist or believes anything he says, frankly, we can't really know for sure. He parrots fears and anxieties Americans have which in turn gains him support. He exaggerates many things to create more fear and thus more support. It's a pretty effective tactic seeing he is the last Republican nominee. Is it just or moral, no, but morality has no place in modern politics. Now please take your political sermon elsewhere, this is Sup Forums and you're interrupting my baneposting.

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Defend this you little shitstain

>slobbering all over the cocks of political parties in

Stop playing into the division being propagated by the media, both parties are awful. Even if you consider one to be a lesser evil, that doesn't mean you have to righteously defend everything it stands for

>she will never lock you in chastity and edge you mercilessly but out of LOVE

10/10 pure postkino

Oliver has got to be the ugliest late night host ever.

>waaah evolution
Oh who gives a shit.
Of all the fucking useless things you're butthurt about you're freaking out about some asshole rejecting a theory that has ZERO EFFECT ON OUR EVERYDAY LIVES.

Let it go.
You are not smarter than the politician who doesn't accept evolution simply by virtue of the fact that you've hopped on the LOLSCIENCE bandwagon.

PEOPLE WHO CAN"T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE THROWING STONE ABOUT HOW "STUPID" REPUBLICANS ARE.

Comedians make fun of Republicans because they're stupid people. Stupid people are funny to laugh at.

LIBERALS SUCK COCK

Since they were born. It's been proven from scientific studies that righttards have brains that heightened responses to fear and emotion. They also can't grasp complex issues and hate change, no shit.

that have*

What's immoral about reminding people that things are not ok, and that the people who try to tell you that everything is fine are lying to you?

Why SHOULDN'T the American people fear Islam?
Why SHOULDN'T the American people be concerned about Democrats deliberately flooding the country with people who possess an irrendentist hatred for America, just so they cement political power through artificially induced "demographic shift"?

>America is this way and it's terrible

>Look at this study that shows how much better Europeans are

>What's your problem Americans?

>[audience cheers, claps, whistles, and laughs]

He was great as a character. When he tries to do funny things out of character he just comes across as a very strange man.

republicans elected donald trump as their candidate when picking literally anyone else would have been a guaranteed win against hillary... they are literally retarded and deserve to be reminded of that every day for the next 4 years

He's not wrong tho

>it's a make fun of LIBRULS for making fun of republicans episode.

Holy shit why is this episode on every fucking day. Why isn't there a dedicated board for complaining about LIBRULS.

he has a point my man

>implying half the shit coming out about Hillary today would have come out if Trump wasn't running

Agreed. And if they STILL can't make a somewhat sane choice in 2020, they really fucking deserve to never win again for decades. They've already alienated a whole fucking generation with Trump.

Trump is going to win though

>implying you could contain all this FUN on one board
triggered that we're in your safe space?

Because conservatards are crying because daddy trump is slumping in the polls and is going to lose hard in November now. That and they're also underage edgy contrarians.

He doesn't seem very confident of that considering he just completely changed his campaign team with 3 months to go

>muh polls
Wake me up when the candidates have actually debated.

Do you honestly think hillary has a chance?

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>there's nothing silly about banning an entire religion from a country

How do you feel about Germany banning Scientology from their country?

>They've already alienated a whole fucking generation with Trump.
Republicans had the highest ever turnout in the primaries and Trump garnered more votes in the primaries than any other Republican candidate ever. He has better numbers with non-whites than any other Republican candidate in many elections.

Trump is the Republican's last hope simply because the demographic time bomb in this country has gone off. It's really either Trump wins or we see balkanization and civil war in years to come.

Yeah, it's Dan's fault we aren't like Belgium. Tyrone and Santiago are busting their asses

>he thinks Trump's going to win

that works both ways though
democrats choose hillary as their candidate the one person trump has a chance in hell in beating

>He has better numbers with non-whites than any other Republican candidate in many elections.

Yeah, LMAO you're RIGHT! 2 PERCENT

LMFAO

Guys this will be my first presidential election

I'm a white guy with a STEM degree

Can anyone tell me what benefits me if I vote Democrat?

never fails to amaze me, you realize thats actually pretty common right?
liberal media could spin trump putting on some pants as an evil or stupid act

>picking literally anyone else would have won
Rubio or Christie might have had a chance but Ted, Jeb!, Fiorina, and basically anyone else worth paying attention to would have floundered twice as hard as Trump.

>It's really either Trump wins or we see balkanization and civil war in years to come.
This is what Sup Forums actually believes

>is fundamentally opposed to the idea of providing children an education based in science rather than fiction
>this isn't an issue

Face it, the Republican party will never hold office as long as these old geezers are still relevant

It's going to be brexit all over again

The establishment leads for awhile, the gap closes and on the eve of Election Day Trump will win

Your job will be outsource to pajeet and your gf to tyrone.

You'll make lots of friends in the slums

>Rubio
Yeah - some pro-Amnesty, pro H-1B spic would have been a great choice in an election season where the Republican base is fired up about a border wall.
Thanks for correcting the record

How many times did you hear Jon Stewart of Colbert rip into this Democratic retard?

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Dat 4d chess is so hot right now.

You'll make appropriate steps at eliminating your privilege

I know, they're the dumbest people on the fucking planet.

>you realize thats actually pretty common right?
of desperate candidates who end up losing

its been eight years since a republican was in office user, not thirty
what a shitty rhetoric to spin pretending a republican has no chance to hold office

Democrats will continue to ignore the spirit of their rhetoric and remain the largest deporters of illegal aliens thus making your skills more valuable in the domestic labor market, however they will also support the TPP and your job will flee the country even faster than the illegals. Also trans people will get whatever bathroom access they want.

Lmao, I'm going to be enjoying the butthurt and major damage control and tears over you guys when Hillary wins. It's going to be a glorious day.

>trump supporters
>republicans

they are redpilled independents and the alt-right

I'm not even American and I know your country will turn to absolute Brazil tier dogshit by the time you're a grandparent

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>voting for Hillary

I want to hatefuck her so much

As far as I know every single candidate is pro-H1-B, but you hmight have a point about the amnesty thing.

Did Hillary give her that disgusting hair cut

You said the same thing about Brexit senpai and look who was laughing then

>triggered? triggered? huh? huh huh huh? SAFE SPACE?!?!

Autist