FIRE REACHED OILSANDS HAPPENING

Lads fires just reached the oil sands.
EVERYTHING WILL BURN
LEAF WILL BURN
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-05-08/alberta-s-vicious-wildfires-spread-to-suncor-oil-sands-site

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GAS THE PIKES. GULF WAR NOW.

So while ur MAGA, u want some free oil?

That's how we work.

Does oil sand burn?

Alberta may end up like that town in Pennsylvania that's been on fire since the 60's.

yes. this is the end to literally all of alberta's oil once now that it's caught fire. status = officially happening.

Silent Hill?

I never doubted Kek and Pyro-Chan.
youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8

THE FIRE RISES

Thanks Canada!

My stock should hit a 52 week high on Monday!

apparently some little faggot 19 year old started the fires.

who wants to bet someone paid him to do it?

youtube.com/watch?v=c8AyVhs3gJU
sHIT post RISES.

How long will this burn for?

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I don't people realize how massive a deal this is. Welp, the Saudis are about to make a killing.

Saudi Arabia did probably.

awesome!!!!

fuck treadeau
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That was a kid in Alberta, but not related to this.

huffingtonpost.ca/2016/05/01/alberta-firefighter-arson_n_9817400.html

OH GOD NOT THE OIL
PASS ME A BUCKET BUDDY

At least this will save the Canadian dollar.

Given the size? Till it runs out of shit to burn or there's enough rain to choke out the fire. It's too big to fully control.

Kek wills it. This is payment for Trudeau the Jihadi.

Pls let all of Canada and it's fucking faggot leader burn

>YFW that's not the sun in the distance, but the flames from the fire

top zozzle

guess the Maritimes, Ontario and Quebec are gonna starve now that Alberta won't send them the $ to support their lazy lifestyles

that's what you get for voting in continuous admins that rape the West of its resources to support the welfare laden voters in the east rather than support policies to develop the east's economy further

top KEK

I wonder who is behind this fire

America has larger reserves than Saudi. We bleed them dry because we can.

FUCK WE NEED TO INVADE CANADA NAOOOOO

SAVE THE OIL......TAKE THE OILLLLLL

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

With how bad the government dragged its feet in their response to this, you'd expect Trudeau's favorability to drop.
It won't though, which is the sad part. Dude feminism lol.

We'll help you protect those oil resources, just sign these contracts.

leafs wanted to blaze it.

They got their wish.

lord kek isn't really savvy on the lingo. So he just set everything ablaze.

The fire rises!

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia,_Pennsylvania

Silent Hill was based off of it.

Trump would invade about now and take that shit fast.

You'll be fine, Canada

The world uses roughly 100 million barrels of oil per day and produces roughly 75 million barrels of oil per day.

Alberta oil sands produces roughly 2 million barrels of oil per day. This fire has cut production of roughly 1 million barrels per day.

Not nearly as major as you're making it out to be.

No fucking way.

This is terrific!

Revenge for 1812 bitches!

MAGA

>Canada didnt DRILL BABY DRILL and now it's all gonna burn away

>mfw I live in Nebraska
>mfw I go outside and it looks like a thick fog has enveloped my whole fucking town
>mfw it smells like BBQ everywhere I go
>mfw I realize its not fucking fog
>mfw its fucking smoke from up north
>mfw the happening is upon us
>mfw the C-Consciousness will no longer tolerate humans in the zone

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BLOWOUT NOW STALKER

T H O U S A N D Y E A R F I R E

No, they don't. Jesus fuck this is literally the worst shithole for realistic happening discussion. You're worse than leddit.

>spend billions of dollars on islamic invaders
>don't do shit when fort mac catches on fire

JUSTin trudeau everyone

jokes on you, i have XOM too

He's a bumbling shithead and he needs to go. What an embarrassment. The Liberals need to remove him as soon as Trump is elected. We need someone who isn't a limp wristed SJW globalist or Trump is going to shit all over them.

If the sulfur pyramids catch fire, you won't have to worry about it smelling like BBQ.

What'll happen?

Bullshit

youtube.com/watch?v=BNatwyAJ6dI

Why would someone create this?

Sulfer dioxide in atmosphere, acid rain for the next month

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_and_brimstone

have you never smelled sulfur you fucking bong

Why not nuke the site? It would be less devastating then letting it burn a 4th of canada over the next few months.

It'll always be burnin as long as the world is turnin

Nothing, look around it. What will allow the fire to catch up to it?

The bitumen in the group can't actually set on fire or fuel the fire. Abasand was once an old open pit mine for tarsand as well, the place burned really badly, did the oil fuel the fire? NOPE. The only worry about the fire reaching the sites themselves is the release of heavy chemicals into the air from processing plants.

Just to point out, the oilsands itself is a heavy oil when extracted that is used in machine oil or diesel. The small percentage of the oil extracted can be used for petrol or kerosene.

There is a lot more to worry about than sulfur or oil catching on fire.

AND THE APOCALYPSE.. BEGINS!

Sulfur is flamable, also produces poison gas when it burns.

Oil sands produces sulfur when processed, there's no regulation requiring the safe disposal of the waste so they made multiple giant piles of poisonous flammable material in the middle of a wildfire zone.

Smell like rotten eggs

Wow thats a lot of sulfur

This would be acceptable but Would be too much of an eco disaster from all the chemicals used to extract the oil from the sand.

They use to put the oilsands in big jars with water and heat them in ovens to separate the oil quicker, from what I learned in school at least. Technology has come a long way since the first efforts to extract the oil from the sands.

>wildfire zone
>open pit mine

I don't think so, the explosive reactions from all the chemicals used in the plants to extract the oil is more of a hazard to the sulfur than WILD FIRES

Good thing the oil is dozens of meters below the surface. Wildfires can interfere with production, but they can't literally burn the oil sands.
Considering it is 150-200 feet beneath the surface of the Earth and not part of an open network of caverns, no. The Pennsylvania example is a coal fire, which is completely different.
Nice bait.

its okay they can grow weed in the oil sands place.

weedman will subsidize weed growing.

Reminder that nothing can stop this fire, the end is near, save yourself.

This is what happens when you mess with God.

Your leader is someone God wants you to stone to death but you praise him like a lord. Now he burns your oils and your lands so you can know true fathom.

burn shit get hit

it'll be a big fire

They're the largest man-made pyramids on earth (by volume).

RIP in piece Canada.

Uh no, the oil (sands) can literally be scooped off the surface with a shovel. Its entirely different from the deep oil formations found entirely underground in North Dakota or Texas.

for you

Goddamn, gaybec is fucking useless. Let's just nuke them already.

Just another quick history lessons. Oil from the tarsands has been leaking into the Athabasca river for, well since ever. The natives use to collect the oil from the rivers and use it to coat their canoes with it as a way to water proof the wooden hulls.

de joos did it, right Sup Forums?

F to pay respects

Kickass history lesson, user

Yes the goyim must not know we burnt Alberta to the ground so that the oil industry can be funded from Federal infrastructure funds.

Our good goy Trudeau will comply of course he wants to be seen helping with the reconstruction to be seen creating jobs and building up Canada.

And you goyims will pay for it hehehehe.

Pic related is a moron inhaling Sulfur

did he died?

I really hope leaf burns.

I invested some money to US oil stocks when the fire started.

>file name
goddam that's a lot of kek

>no rain in sight
I'm getting pretty antsy.

RIP Alberta bros

>canada elects DUDE WEED
>leaf country catches on fire and no one can put it out

we live in some kind of crazy cartoon world

>mfw treadeu made it legal to burn leaves

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I want success for all the commonwealth.

You're a greedy jew wanting your fellow European built civilizations to fall for your shekels.

this makes me happy
fucking canadians, now let's just hope muslim caliphate in western europe will come soon

>this makes me happy
the fuck did we ever do to you?

>Fire Underground: The Ongoing

Kek wills it

I'm from Polish ancestry, and this post makes me sad. Hopefully you're a NEET and contribute nothing to the world and die of a heart attack at 30

ok bernie

The canucks took to burning trees quite too literally

i bet the jihadis started this fire

just go and die in fire you cunts

>Trudeu is awesome.
>Canada literally burns to the ground while he has his head in the sand.

;_;7 good luck Canabros. Bantz aside, I hope this gets sorted soon.

Poland got drunk and grumpy, haha.

Thank you morons from the east for voting in the worst PM of all time
Thank you morons from the east who came here to work and voted in the worst Premier of all time.

USA, please Nuke ontario, gaybec, and the maritimes

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For the Eastfags